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vball10set

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Feb 11, 2011 9:41 AM
vball10set;673575 wrote:a dozen sliders from White Castle :cool:
Go4alOngbOmB;674006 wrote:Didn't read a single post on this thread, but if you want to soften your stool, may I suggest a 30 pack of Natty light and a sack of White Castle original sliders...if you don't wake up the next morning (aka the next afternoon or evening) without the urge to throw up out of your anus...I have no cure for you sir.

two Chatterers can't be wrong :p
Feb 11, 2011 9:41am
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sherm03

I go balls deep.

7,349 posts
Feb 11, 2011 10:05 AM
Thinthickbigred;673638 wrote:hahahaha iceberg poop for sure ..I think I could have sunk the Queen Mary!!!! It finally got down my ferguson ..they will be picking up my debri field down the river for several hundred miles !!!!!
Thinthickbigred;673693 wrote:Iceberg poop!!!! hahaha My fergison almost had a heart attach when I flushed that thing !!!!! they will be picking up pieces of my debri field all the way down the Mississippi!!!!!
Wasn't funny the first time you posted it. Why did you try it again an hour later?
Early Cuyler;673850 wrote:pls be honest guys

Made me LOL.
Feb 11, 2011 10:05am
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Thinthickbigred

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Feb 11, 2011 12:03 PM
Early Cuyler;673850 wrote:pls be honest guys

hahahahahah good one!!
Feb 11, 2011 12:03pm
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Thinthickbigred

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Feb 11, 2011 12:07 PM
Go4alOngbOmB;674006 wrote:Didn't read a single post on this thread, but if you want to soften your stool, may I suggest a 30 pack of Natty light and a sack of White Castle original sliders...if you don't wake up the next morning (aka the next afternoon or evening) without the urge to throw up out of your anus...I have no cure for you sir.

OMG!!!! You are up near the front on this one!!!!
Feb 11, 2011 12:07pm
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Thinthickbigred

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Feb 11, 2011 12:12 PM
Well I told my buddy I have been getting clogged up and he went and got a 30 pack of Pabst blue ribbon and we ate Long John Silvers for lunch ....Oh we are still going so Ill let you know how this finishes..I think we will need to start another 30 pack in a few minutes
Feb 11, 2011 12:12pm
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Thinthickbigred

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Feb 11, 2011 3:39 PM
Ok the boat has now sailed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Much easier .. TY PBR.....
Feb 11, 2011 3:39pm
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Thinthickbigred

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Feb 11, 2011 3:40 PM
Just used a whole role of TP ..... I guess thats the down side ... gotta have a clean backside
Feb 11, 2011 3:40pm
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BORIStheCrusher

drunk

1,893 posts
Feb 11, 2011 5:28 PM
Taco Bell, case of beer, pot of coffee, and a pack of cigarettes.
Feb 11, 2011 5:28pm
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outdoorsman

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Feb 11, 2011 8:56 PM
We all knew you were full of it Thick. We just never thought you could get it out. Best of luck.
Feb 11, 2011 8:56pm
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Bio-Hazzzzard

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Feb 11, 2011 9:35 PM
One cup of Vlasic hot pepper ring juice.

Drink, run, and sit on the toilet, you will be there a while.
Feb 11, 2011 9:35pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Feb 11, 2011 9:42 PM
Bio-Hazzzzard;674954 wrote:One cup of Vlasic hot pepper ring juice.

Drink, run, and sit on the toilet, you will be there a while.
Just reading this made me run to the crapper.
Feb 11, 2011 9:42pm
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Bio-Hazzzzard

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Feb 11, 2011 9:47 PM
THE4RINGZ;674965 wrote:Just reading this made me run to the crapper.
Yeah, it's potent stuff.
Feb 11, 2011 9:47pm
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End of Line

It's Clobberin Time!

6,867 posts
Feb 12, 2011 4:36 AM
Apples and Applejuice, prunes, bran,
Feb 12, 2011 4:36am