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Thinthickbigred

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Feb 10, 2011 3:05 PM
I felt like I just had a baby and may need stitches pls help!!!!!!
Feb 10, 2011 3:05pm
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vball10set

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ytownfootball

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Feb 10, 2011 3:07 PM
cheese & raisin bran
Feb 10, 2011 3:07pm
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justincredible

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Feb 10, 2011 3:08 PM
gross
Feb 10, 2011 3:08pm
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wes_mantooth

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Feb 10, 2011 3:11 PM
anal sex
Feb 10, 2011 3:11pm
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september63

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Feb 10, 2011 3:12 PM
McDonalds.
Feb 10, 2011 3:12pm
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Thinthickbigred

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Feb 10, 2011 3:12 PM
I feel like I just gave twins and the blood in the water is not afterbirth!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 10, 2011 3:12pm
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LJ

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Feb 10, 2011 3:13 PM
wes_mantooth;673350 wrote:anal sex

Probably why he was impacted to begin with
Feb 10, 2011 3:13pm
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Thinthickbigred

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Feb 10, 2011 3:15 PM
Some fisherman in Lousianna will still be able to collect DNA samples from me in about a month !!!!! That monster has a life of its own !!
Feb 10, 2011 3:15pm
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Sonofanump

Feb 10, 2011 3:46 PM
3 Fiber One Bars with no water, applesauce, cranberries, fig newtons, ducolax...
Feb 10, 2011 3:46pm
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Sonofanump

Feb 10, 2011 3:47 PM
ytownfootball;673335 wrote:cheese

That will bind you up!
Feb 10, 2011 3:47pm
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SnotBubbles

Feb 10, 2011 3:49 PM
This entire thread has made me LOL.
Feb 10, 2011 3:49pm
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Thinthickbigred

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Feb 10, 2011 3:51 PM
Somebody told me Cheese, bannas ,peanuts ,and well done red meat ..and now Ive had these excruciating experiances !!!!!!
Feb 10, 2011 3:51pm
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Sonofanump

Feb 10, 2011 3:53 PM
Maybe bananas as we call them on this side of the state, the others will bind and nuts will hurt on the tail end.
Feb 10, 2011 3:53pm
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Thinthickbigred

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Feb 10, 2011 3:57 PM
another thing peanuts do not digest hardley at all ...They not only help back you up they help tear you up!!!!!!
Feb 10, 2011 3:57pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Feb 10, 2011 4:00 PM
Prunes.
Feb 10, 2011 4:00pm
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Thinthickbigred

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Feb 10, 2011 4:03 PM
Do you guys know what a turtle head is????? Well I had a huge one and that sucker wouldnt snap off so I pushed and pushed and pushed ..then out came this friggin alien that about killed me ....They say turtles are the last of the dinosaurs and boy they really mean it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 10, 2011 4:03pm
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O-Trap

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Feb 10, 2011 4:06 PM
*shudders*

I'm so happy that we're sharing like this ...
Feb 10, 2011 4:06pm
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4cards

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Feb 10, 2011 4:08 PM
... I was wondering who fairwood kings bitch was in Steubenville.

Stay away from the Crisco dude apparently it's plugging you up!
Feb 10, 2011 4:08pm
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derek bomar

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Feb 10, 2011 4:08 PM
McDonalds should do it...or BWs
Feb 10, 2011 4:08pm
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ytownfootball

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Feb 10, 2011 4:12 PM
Sonofanump;673385 wrote:That will bind you up!

I'm not here to help.
Feb 10, 2011 4:12pm
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4cards

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Feb 10, 2011 4:25 PM
^^^^
I laughed!
Feb 10, 2011 4:25pm
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I Wear Pants

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Feb 10, 2011 4:37 PM
THE4RINGZ;673407 wrote:Prunes.
This.

Try having a prune juice drinking competition. Then see how long you can last before you're forced to sprint to the bathroom.
Feb 10, 2011 4:37pm
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Belly35

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Feb 10, 2011 4:49 PM
Dr. Pepper and Gabbage Rolls or Look for some Go-Litely
Feb 10, 2011 4:49pm