CenterBHSFan

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 5:04 PM Feb 10, 2011 5:04 PM

12-pack of Old Milwaukee

Feb 10, 2011 5:04pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 5:13 PM Feb 10, 2011 5:13 PM

Ahh... Gotta love giving birth to the ol sewer snake.

Especially the ones that make ya hold on with both hands on the toilet seat so you can brace yourself properly.

Sound like ya had a real butt splash-er.

Feb 10, 2011 5:13pm

stroups

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 5:34 PM Feb 10, 2011 5:34 PM

CenterBHSFan;673497 wrote:12-pack of Old Milwaukee

This, follwed by some coffe in the morning. You will look like harry in dumb and dumber at about 10 a.m.

Feb 10, 2011 5:34pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 5:36 PM Feb 10, 2011 5:36 PM

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahha ty much!!!!

Feb 10, 2011 5:36pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 5:40 PM Feb 10, 2011 5:40 PM

Some last of the keg draft beer I was told would help ...but it be like going # 1 out where your supposed to go #2 and when it brakes its like the Johnstown flood all over again !!!!

Feb 10, 2011 5:40pm

Curly J

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 5:43 PM Feb 10, 2011 5:43 PM

I can't believe this thread has gotten this far with out this...

Feb 10, 2011 5:43pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 5:50 PM Feb 10, 2011 5:50 PM

You know I kind a think I know how Kate from " Jon and Kate plus eight" must have felt .. I went down 3 belt buckles after I dropped that monster !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feb 10, 2011 5:50pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 6:34 PM Feb 10, 2011 6:34 PM

a dozen sliders from White Castle

Feb 10, 2011 6:34pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 6:41 PM Feb 10, 2011 6:41 PM

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 6:52 PM Feb 10, 2011 6:52 PM

hahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhaha aint got a whitecastle around here !!!!! got an all night truck stop up the road though

Feb 10, 2011 6:52pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 7:14 PM Feb 10, 2011 7:14 PM

I had the same problem the other day... I must have been dilated at least 7 to 9 cm. I swear I think that thing was rotating side ways on the way out. This was one of those times I wish the toilet had handles on the side. I now pray to God in thanks that I am not gay. The sad part was when I went to check it out. I was expecting an aerosol can sized poop, however the bad news it had nowhere near the girth (which is good news because I’m not gay), but this S.O.B. was iceberging hard half down the hole the other half sticking out of the water by about 3 inches. It was so traumatic that I now get sick to my stomach just thinking about pooping and now I basically urinate liquid poop out of my anus. I just cannot win.

Feb 10, 2011 7:14pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 7:36 PM Feb 10, 2011 7:36 PM

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 7:49 PM Feb 10, 2011 7:49 PM

Come on guys lets be honest

Feb 10, 2011 7:49pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 7:50 PM Feb 10, 2011 7:50 PM

hahahaha iceberg poop for sure ..I think I could have sunk the Queen Mary!!!! It finally got down my ferguson ..they will be picking up my debri field down the river for several hundred miles !!!!!

Feb 10, 2011 7:50pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 8:07 PM Feb 10, 2011 8:07 PM

A 6 pack of Golden Hawk Classic Malt Liquor and hot wings. The secret is not just beer but cheap malt liquor.

Feb 10, 2011 8:07pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 8:14 PM Feb 10, 2011 8:14 PM

steaks out of the back of some guy's truck

Feb 10, 2011 8:14pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 8:30 PM Feb 10, 2011 8:30 PM

Iceberg poop!!!! hahaha My fergison almost had a heart attach when I flushed that thing !!!!! they will be picking up pieces of my debri field all the way down the Mississippi!!!!!

Feb 10, 2011 8:30pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 9:04 PM Feb 10, 2011 9:04 PM

This is fucking disgusting. And you guys should see some of the shit I see on a daily basis, and yes this still disgusts me.

Feb 10, 2011 9:04pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 10:21 PM Feb 10, 2011 10:21 PM

I am surprised Taco Bell has not been recommended yet... sometimes I have to stop eating mid-meal and make a break for the porcelain thunderbucket... lol aka "Taco Bombs"

Feb 10, 2011 10:21pm

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Thu, Feb 10, 2011 10:46 PM Feb 10, 2011 10:46 PM

pls be honest guys

Feb 10, 2011 10:46pm

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Fri, Feb 11, 2011 3:56 AM Feb 11, 2011 3:56 AM

Didn't read a single post on this thread, but if you want to soften your stool, may I suggest a 30 pack of Natty light and a sack of White Castle original sliders...if you don't wake up the next morning (aka the next afternoon or evening) without the urge to throw up out of your anus...I have no cure for you sir.

Feb 11, 2011 3:56am

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Fri, Feb 11, 2011 8:10 AM Feb 11, 2011 8:10 AM

Timber;673829 wrote:I am surprised Taco Bell has not been recommended yet... sometimes I have to stop eating mid-meal and make a break for the porcelain thunderbucket... lol aka "Taco Bombs"

Go4alOngbOmB;674006 wrote:Didn't read a single post on this thread, but if you want to soften your stool, may I suggest a 30 pack of Natty light and a sack of White Castle original sliders...if you don't wake up the next morning (aka the next afternoon or evening) without the urge to throw up out of your anus...I have no cure for you sir.

I believe the TS said soften his stool, not have an assplosion

Feb 11, 2011 8:10am

THE4RINGZ

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Fri, Feb 11, 2011 8:38 AM Feb 11, 2011 8:38 AM

The Chipotle burrito with black beans and hot salsa I had last night for dinner seems to be doing the trick for me this morning.

Feb 11, 2011 8:38am

RedRider1

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Fri, Feb 11, 2011 8:52 AM Feb 11, 2011 8:52 AM

Dissolve some miralax in prune juice.

Feb 11, 2011 8:52am

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Fri, Feb 11, 2011 8:59 AM Feb 11, 2011 8:59 AM

Thinthickbigred;673593 wrote:hahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahhaha aint got a whitecastle around here !!!!! got an all night truck stop up the road though

Well I am sure there is some lonely trucker at that truck stop that will plunge your asshole for you.

Feb 11, 2011 8:59am