2011 Wayne County Athletic League Football

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mompov
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Sep 4, 2011 9:16pm
dhs22p;883358 wrote:I think the Dogs have a shot at beating Timken. Its really hard to say how good Timken is because their wins weren't against great teams. I know we are young but we made great strides in just one week if we can keep that up we may surprise a team or two.
I agree. We have a shot at Timken. True, Tuslaw's d had issues, but our offense was just more coordinated and smoother looking. And our sophomores are gaining confidence.
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Red Rum
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Sep 4, 2011 9:20pm
I really hate to say it but Miyagi was right.

We went to Smithville on Friday because we figured it would be a close game (it didn't disappoint). When we arrived Miyagi told me not to buy 50/50 tickets, says its a scam. I laugh in his cat eating face.

Admission is $6.00, up a dollar from the game we attended week one. Miyagi says "this is Smithville"
"At least there is a 2 for 1 coffee coupon on back" I reply, again I laugh in his egg rolled stained face.

I buy 6 50/50 tickets for $5 and the guy says it draws just before the half and it will be announced on the loudspeaker.
Miyagi says..."Red san, no drawing will occur"
I laugh in his saki sodden face.

Halftime comes and goes with no 50/50 drawing. The only thing that occurs is an auction where they refuse to give away the prize because the bids weren't high enough. Miyagi chuckles under his nasty rice & fish breath.

This morning I stop by my local Circle K and get 2 coffees, I present the coupon to the clerk......He smirks and proceeds to show me that the coupon expired 7/31/11.


I walk out the door and realize I really got f*cked at Smithville on Friday and Miyagi predicted it. Oh well, At least the game was exciting.
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Mr Miyagi
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Sep 4, 2011 10:19pm
Red Rum;883408 wrote: Miyagi was right. Miyagi told me not to buy 50/50 tickets, "this is Smithville" Miyagi says..."Red san, no drawing will occur" and Miyagi predicted it.
Miyagi told you Red rum. Miyagi is always right. Miyagi says a fool and his money are soon parted. Miyagi is selling 50/50 tickets for next game. Cash only Red san.

P.S. Miyagis coupon/ticket expired 7/31/11 . Maybe you have to use the coupon in Smithville only.

p.p.s. why were they auctioning off parking places anyways ??? There were plenty of places to park.
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Bloody Toothbrush
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Sep 4, 2011 10:44pm
Regular readers of this thread.....
Anyone else starting to think Paul is becoming stranger and more disconnected with every post. I can't decide if he has downs syndrome or just low IQ.

Any of the Dalton Fans....
When you play at Timken, Do you play at Fawcett?.....If so, who furnishes the shoes?

Miyagi....
I'll take 10 of your 50/50s.......get the money from Red Rum.....he's a sucker!!!!

Red Rum....
High school playoff tickets are $100 a pop this year....you know, the economy and all. Anyway, you have to order in advance and I know a guy. Send me a check for $500 and I'll make sure you don't miss any of the action....also, got some land in FLA for sale.....
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footballnut
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Sep 4, 2011 10:57pm
I'm with Bloody. There is definitely something wrong with Paul. Like I said in the past I think he's an imposter. He has not said anything specific that gives us proof that he's a Norwaynian. If Paul's out there speak english and actually tell us something of value about the Cats. I think it's becoming obvious that Paul is a poser. We need Bobcat on here to find out what his deal is. Bobcat doesn't come around very often. Come on Cat help us out
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Go Falcons
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Sep 4, 2011 11:33pm
Paul says it all in two words "Bobcats Stalk"
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thedemoralizer7
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Sep 5, 2011 12:28am
if season would end today we would see the big hype matchup! norwayne (5) at orrville (4).
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beverboy1
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Sep 5, 2011 12:30am
dhs22p;883358 wrote:I think the Dogs have a shot at beating Timken. Its really hard to say how good Timken is because their wins weren't against great teams. I know we are young but we made great strides in just one week if we can keep that up we may surprise a team or two.
i agree we have a shot if we can bring the same offense against tuslaw ( little less turnovers) and don't give up big plays i do think we can beat them
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1_beast
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Sep 5, 2011 2:33am
Bobcats would butt stick (or something) orrvillle....just ask paul. Might as well crown the cats now,,,they're gonna win it all....:rolleyes:
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Paul
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Sep 5, 2011 3:25am
1_beast;883584 wrote:Bobcats would butt stick (or something) orrvillle....just ask paul. Might as well crown the cats now,,,they're gonna win it all....:rolleyes:
Not Butt stick " cowbutt" Geez get it right.:mad:
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Paul
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Sep 5, 2011 3:54am
Hey Beast: What's the score?????
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O-Trap
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Sep 5, 2011 4:01am
Dear lord. The IQ on this thread is approaching the temperature outside.
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oldsmithie
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Sep 5, 2011 7:50am
From the posts I read earlier, It seems the Falcons are flying high again this season. the Bobcats are "cowbutting" and "stalking"? Waynedale and Smithville seem to turning the programs around from last season. Northwestern and Dalton are young, but gaining experience. Rittman and Chippewa are in a constant rebuilding phase. My picks for the week. Hillsdale, Norwayne, Smithville, Waynedale, Dalton and Rittman win this week. Northwestern, Chippewa lose. A 6-2 week for the WCAL.
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Bloody Toothbrush
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Sep 5, 2011 8:26am
O-Trap;883614 wrote:Dear lord. The IQ on this thread is approaching the temperature outside.

Thank god you're here.....the circle is complete

Low IQ and guys who start WCAL pick em' contests then disappear after 2 weeks!



.....yes, my memory is long.
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THE4RINGZ
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Sep 5, 2011 9:00am
Happy Labor Day to all my WCAL friends. Bobcats stalk.
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mompov
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Sep 5, 2011 11:29am
I believe we are playing at Fawcett.
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Go Falcons
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Sep 5, 2011 12:03pm
O-Trap;883614 wrote:Dear lord. The IQ on this thread is approaching the temperature outside.
It's not that cold out yet!
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Go Falcons
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Sep 5, 2011 12:08pm
Red: you are always welcome to come to Hillsdale along with our newest fan, we will treat you square.
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Mr Miyagi
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Sep 5, 2011 12:30pm
Go Falcons;883834 wrote:Red: you are always welcome to come to Hillsdale along with our newest fan, we will treat you square.

Do you guys actually have a 50/50 drawing? Do you give out 1 year old coupons ? How is the egg drop soup ?
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THE4RINGZ
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Sep 5, 2011 12:36pm
I bought 50/50 tickets at an unmentioned OCC school two weeks ago. Before drawing for the cash prize (which has always been my understanding of a 50/50) they were drawing for other prizes. What the heck? I bought tickets to win cash not a haircut somewhere in Millersburg.
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Mr Miyagi
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Sep 5, 2011 12:59pm
THE4RINGZ;883855 wrote:I bought 50/50 tickets at an unmentioned OCC school two weeks ago. Before drawing for the cash prize (which has always been my understanding of a 50/50) they were drawing for other prizes. What the heck? I bought tickets to win cash not a haircut somewhere in Millersburg.
Miyagi did not know you could get a professional hair cut in Millersburg...... Thought they just put a bowl on your head and whacked away and then put them back in the buggy.
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Go Falcons
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Sep 5, 2011 1:05pm
Mr Miyagi;883848 wrote:Do you guys actually have a 50/50 drawing? Do you give out 1 year old coupons ? How is the egg drop soup ?
Yes we do have a 50/50 this week it should be about $400.00 to win. Loudonville is always a big game. No coupons and no egg drop soup (yet).

As a new member of the Falcon Nation, I should point out to you that we are still excepting donations for the new stadium lights. Almost $75,000 has been donated and the new lights work great. Also the Falcon Nest is up for bid on e-bay. The Falcon Nest is half of the top level of the press box and comes with food (this week from Belle Buster BBQ). This week at half time they also will auction off he number one booster package, and probably game balls.
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Go Falcons
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Sep 5, 2011 1:12pm
Mr Miyagi;883900 wrote:Miyagi did not know you could get a professional hair cut in Millersburg...... Thought they just put a bowl on your head and whacked away and then put them back in the buggy.
Your thinking of Apple Creek. Millersburg is high flutin, they don't even have cow tipping or butt sticking like northern Wayne county!
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THE4RINGZ
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Sep 5, 2011 1:17pm
I would bid on that Falcon's Nest thing for next season. Shoot me some details.
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BRF
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Sep 5, 2011 1:31pm
Go Falcons;883922 wrote: Millersburg is high flutin
You left the A out of it. High falutin...like what Red Rum thinks Orrville fans are! ;-)