2011 Wayne County Athletic League Football

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Bloody Toothbrush
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Dec 20, 2011 1:42am
1_beast;1020502 wrote:Vote Wolfpack signage....no taste like chicken reference, And my lawn is available for a sign.

4Loopholes has tweeted that he wants you to burn your slogan into his yard AFTER you are finished with your donuts and turfing!!!


#BeastsWolfpack
Cool.....Beast has a wolfpack.......way better name than Team Miyagi

Mr Miyagi;1020513 wrote:Ringz first few months as commissioner ...........state title, legendary coach forced out, and kicked out of the trailer park
Gotta love Commish Ringz.......Selig & Stern got nothin' on him.

1_beast;1020527 wrote:I nominate Bloody Turdbrush as interim President...
I accept and hereby FIRE Red Rum as scoreboard operator
and order all jerseys, shirts and other signage to be changed to the Red Racers:D
my work here is finished.....I now tender my resignation
Mr Miyagi;1020548 wrote:Miyagi doesn't know about that.........Bloody has a lot of skeletons in his closet
They're actually in my trunk and still have fleshy residue.......give it 6 months
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Dr. KnOiTaLL
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Dec 20, 2011 1:45am
Bloody Toothbrush;1021349 wrote:They're actually in my trunk and still have fleshy residue.......give it 6 months
Ugh... that is mildly disturbing...
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Mr Miyagi
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Dec 20, 2011 2:02am
Bloody Toothbrush;1021349 wrote: They're actually in my trunk and still have fleshy residue.......give it 6 months

Miyagi keeps his skeletons in the mini van, makes good won ton soup for the public later
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OQB
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Dec 20, 2011 2:15am
^^^^WTF!?!?
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Dec 20, 2011 4:03am
You muther fuggers....that are evel....redrum, bloody, miyagi................need to pm me you #..................


we will make this march on green epic.

all you others. quit being girls............this is a mans game!



edit: ant who want to contact me....feel free to....Occupy Sams............................................................Start it NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Rider
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Dec 20, 2011 7:55am
Mr Miyagi;1021355 wrote:Miyagi keeps his skeletons in the mini van, makes good won ton soup for the public later
Im a deer hunter and enjoy harvesting an animal, but that photo may be the most disturbing and disgusting thing I have ever seen. WTF??
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THE4RINGZ
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Dec 20, 2011 8:26am
A Proclamation from the Commish

Ladies and Gentlemen:

Greetings, I hope this message find you all in good health, great cheer, and you are enjoying the blessing bestowed upon us as Wayne County Area football fans.

Many newsworthy items have brought Wayne County into the national spotlight, That baby that got dumped off at some woman's porch, Rubbermaid leaving town, that dude that went to elementary school in Apple Creek who shot all those people at McDonald's in California, and the fact Jeffrey Dahmer is from Doylestown, but no other story has brought such fame, and grace to our area. That is why as Commish of the WCAAL I hereby and forever declare Wednesday December 21, in the Year of Our Lord 2011 as Josh Krajick Day.

Josh has once again brought national media attention to our area, this time in a positive manner. I charge you all with celebrating this accomplishment and making the day special in your own way. I would encourage you to vote Wednesday evening for Mr. Krajick.

Thank you Wayne County Commissioners for stealing my thunder and making the fromt page of TDR.
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THE4RINGZ
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Dec 20, 2011 8:33am
If you all think the photo Miyagi posted earlier with the animal flesh is disturbing, let me show you a photo of himself he emailed me asking if I knew of anyone that would be interested in dating him. He said he had been striking out on Craig's List.


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iced earth
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Dec 20, 2011 10:17am
THE4RINGZ;1021437 wrote:
A Proclamation from the Commish

Ladies and Gentlemen:

Greetings, I hope this message find you all in good health, great cheer, and you are enjoying the blessing bestowed upon us as Wayne County Area football fans.

Many newsworthy items have brought Wayne County into the national spotlight, That baby that got dumped off at some woman's porch, Rubbermaid leaving town, that dude that went to elementary school in Apple Creek who shot all those people at McDonald's in California, and the fact Jeffrey Dahmer is from Doylestown, but no other story has brought such fame, and grace to our area. That is why as Commish of the WCAAL I hereby and forever declare Wednesday December 21, in the Year of Our Lord 2011 as Josh Krajick Day.

Josh has once again brought national media attention to our area, this time in a positive manner. I charge you all with celebrating this accomplishment and making the day special in your own way. I would encourage you to vote Wednesday evening for Mr. Krajick.

Thank you Wayne County Commissioners for stealing my thunder and making the fromt page of TDR.

James Huberty...the dude who killed 20 some people in that McDonalds in San Diego, was actually from West Lebanon and went to Mt. Eaton elementary, before attending Waynedale. Apple Creek is innocent on all counts!
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Go Falcons
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Dec 20, 2011 12:15pm
iced earth;1021604 wrote:James Huberty...the dude who killed 20 some people in that McDonalds in San Diego, was actually from West Lebanon and went to Mt. Eaton elementary, before attending Waynedale. Apple Creek is innocent on all counts!
Apple Creek has 1-beast! Enough said.:laugh:
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THE4RINGZ
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Dec 20, 2011 12:17pm
iced earth;1021604 wrote:James Huberty...the dude who killed 20 some people in that McDonalds in San Diego, was actually from West Lebanon and went to Mt. Eaton elementary, before attending Waynedale. Apple Creek is innocent on all counts!
Isn't Waynedale in Apple Creek?
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Go Falcons
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Dec 20, 2011 12:19pm
THE4RINGZ;1021756 wrote:Isn't Waynedale in Apple Creek?
I think it is outside of the village limits.
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Dec 20, 2011 1:01pm
Go Falcons;1021758 wrote:I think it is outside of the village limits.
I believe it would still have an Apple Creek address, so Apple Creek is still not innocent.
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Dec 20, 2011 7:19pm
There's nothing innocent about Apple Creek.


According to the official Bloody Toothbrush history of Ohio,

Apple Creek was established in the 1800's as a penal colony for pyschotic amish. Later on, the state saw the wisdom of keeping the criminally insane in one location and thus was born the Apple Creek Lunatic Habilitation facility.

Not to long ago, state investigators realized most of the lunatics were actually living in the village and closed the facility to avoid redundancy.

The more you know...
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Go Falcons
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Dec 20, 2011 7:23pm
Red Rum;1022396 wrote:There's nothing innocent about Apple Creek.


According to the official Bloody Toothbrush history of Ohio,

Apple Creek was established in the 1800's as a penal colony for pyschotic amish. Later on, the state saw the wisdom of keeping the criminally insane in one location and thus was born the Apple Creek Lunatic Habilitation facility.

Not to long ago, state investigators realized most of the lunatics were actually living in the village and closed the facility to avoid redundancy.

The more you know...
LMAO!!!

REPS!
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BRF
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Dec 20, 2011 7:33pm
Do you think that you will ever get the proper usage of "to" and "too" right? :D

The More You Know! ;)

I thought that Miyagi had signed off until next year.
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THE4RINGZ
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Dec 20, 2011 7:45pm
Bloody Toothbrush > Wikipedia
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Dec 20, 2011 7:54pm
Hey Ringz! I enjoyed reading your comments in Dorksen's article on Sunday. A bit windy, but still...interesting and entertaining. I actually enjoyed saying to myself..........."hey, I know that guy!" ;)
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THE4RINGZ
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Dec 20, 2011 7:58pm
BRF;1022429 wrote:Hey Ringz! I enjoyed reading your comments in Dorksen's article on Sunday. A bit windy, but still...interesting and entertaining. I actually enjoyed saying to myself..........."hey, I know that guy!" ;)

Thank you.

I was going for quantity over quality, not unlike I do on this site.
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Mr Miyagi
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Dec 20, 2011 8:11pm
BRF;1022406 wrote:
I thought that Miyagi had signed off until next year.
The hall of fame snub / skipping grades to stay eligible / libel discussion brought Miyagi back
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Dec 20, 2011 8:17pm
​just checking in
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Dec 20, 2011 8:38pm
Mr Miyagi;1022449 wrote:The hall of fame snub / skipping grades to stay eligible / libel discussion brought Miyagi back
Sweet! I'm proud it was me that brought you back.

That guy is a real piece of work. 1_beast told me what he thinks I should do.
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Dec 20, 2011 8:45pm
I like to write in little letters. It makes me feel as cool as everyone else.
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Dec 20, 2011 8:50pm
Get a new avatar of Schrock. The one you are using looks like he's propped up in a morgue.

"Weekend at Bernie's" :cool:
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Dec 20, 2011 8:59pm
BRF;1022484 wrote:Get a new avatar of Schrock. The one you are using looks like he's propped up in a morgue.

"Weekend at Bernie's" :cool:
​my thoughts exactly!!!!! lmao