2011 Wayne County Athletic League Football

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Paul
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Sep 1, 2011 7:17pm
1_beast;879516 wrote:Thank You!!



Tall task at hand...Ridgewood has only lost about 1 home game in the last 8 years, so I have been told....Bears travel well...



Did they use belts after they taped you to the goal post?



Yet another genius post!!!! So RICH....you talk about "cow tipping" and "cow butting" then you post a youtube video of CATS eating the ass out of a cow...lol!!!!! (FYI a female buffalo is in fact a cow)!!!! What do you folks do up there in Crestucky???

Beast is about to call PETA! Sicko!!!
Me got to be good or beast is going to call peta on my Bobcats.
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Old Rider
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Sep 1, 2011 8:01pm
What the heck has happened to this thread??

Is it football we are talking about?
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THE4RINGZ
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Sep 1, 2011 8:19pm
Paul;879727 wrote:Me got to be good or beast is going to call peta on my Bobcats.

This makes perfect sense to me.
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Paul
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Sep 1, 2011 8:42pm
Old Rider;879755 wrote:What the heck has happened to this thread??

Is it football we are talking about?
If you know front from backside of tree you may post.
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THE4RINGZ
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Sep 1, 2011 9:02pm
Paul;879792 wrote:If you know front from backside of tree you may post.

I say the same thing all the time.
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1_beast
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Sep 1, 2011 9:17pm
Curious to the stat keeping in Creston...todays newspaper has 5 Bobcats with 9 or more tackles, most being 17 with 3 TFL....if those 5 accounted for that many tackles...how much did the other 6 plus subs do? In theory...how many attempts/downs and or 3 and outs did Wellington have, with low offensive output and 0 points scored. Just curious? Anyone else find this .....odd?
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Sep 1, 2011 10:02pm
Beast, I would give you some more reputation for that post, but I have to spread it around first I suppose. I have always been curious about the stat-keeping of some area teams.
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Go Falcons
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Sep 1, 2011 10:06pm
1_beast;879823 wrote:Curious to the stat keeping in Creston...todays newspaper has 5 Bobcats with 9 or more tackles, most being 17 with 3 TFL....if those 5 accounted for that many tackles...how much did the other 6 plus subs do? In theory...how many attempts/downs and or 3 and outs did Wellington have, with low offensive output and 0 points scored. Just curious? Anyone else find this .....odd?
What, you expect any thing to make sense coming out of Creston? You have been acquainted with their valedictorian!
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Go Falcons
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Sep 1, 2011 10:06pm
Please... people of Creston I was only kidding. I in no way believe Paul is the smartest person in your town!


If I am wrong... the bombing begins in ten minutes.
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Mr Miyagi
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Sep 1, 2011 10:34pm
1_beast;879823 wrote:Curious to the stat keeping in Creston...todays newspaper has 5 Bobcats with 9 or more tackles, most being 17 with 3 TFL....if those 5 accounted for that many tackles...how much did the other 6 plus subs do? In theory...how many attempts/downs and or 3 and outs did Wellington have, with low offensive output and 0 points scored. Just curious? Anyone else find this .....odd?
Miyagi supposes Crestons stat keeper counts all assists as a tackle.. 3 people make a tackle 2 jump on the pile and they all get a tackle....the only thing Miyagi can figure. And the paper only reports stats they are given so who knows what is really going on in Creston. Maybe we should grab a dictionary and ask "Ru Paul"
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Mr Miyagi
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Sep 1, 2011 10:36pm
Go Falcons;879381 wrote:Miyagi as a Falcon Fan? We will have to completely change the concession stand menu. No more walking taco instead cup of egg drop soup.
Miyagi says you will want to stay away from the egg drop soup....there is more than egg drop in there.......trust Miyagi
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Sep 1, 2011 10:37pm
Well with the eve of week 2 upon us...BEAST unleashes the picks....

Galion over Chipps BIG

Tuslaw over Dalton- Upset potential unless Dalton is THAT bad...this is usually a burner.

Hillsdale over Bucyrus- will be 3-0 when they hit league play

Black River over Northwestern -BR with 3 100+ rushers last week,

Norwayne over CVCA- CVCA is one dimentional

Brookside over Rittman- Brookside is beatable...but not with Dennis' 5 wide.play your best kids at the best spots in the best formations

Smithville over Mogadore- This could go either way...I think youth gets to Mogadore and the Smithies get a "W"

Waynedale Over Ridgewood- Bears steal away a victory from unsuspecting Ridgewood...key is to score 1st.
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Sep 1, 2011 10:39pm
Mr Miyagi;879905 wrote:Miyagi supposes Crestons stat keeper counts all assists as a tackle.. 3 people make a tackle 2 jump on the pile and they all get a tackle....the only thing Miyagi can figure. And the paper only reports stats they are given so who knows what is really going on in Creston. Maybe we should grab a dictionary and ask "Ru Paul"
JOP's (jump on pile) tackles FTW
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Mr Miyagi
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Sep 1, 2011 10:43pm
BEARIDER;879714 wrote:Hey miyagi you tabereu chimpo? I don't post much but i had to ask.
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After reading your first post , Miyagi thinks you must be on here looking for a hookup , but let me tell you, the answer is no and .........

"Shinan shika mono Miyagi tabereu desu anata haha ya anata shimai na Miyagi's chimpo
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thedemoralizer7
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Sep 1, 2011 11:00pm
good luck to all wcal teams tomorow except norwayne! sorry norwayne paul just ruined it for you guys!
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BRF
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Sep 1, 2011 11:01pm
Mr Miyagi;879922 wrote:, but let me tell you,
Ah so! Oops.BRF wishes his big 3 WCAL teams good luck tomorrow night.
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Bloody Toothbrush
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Sep 1, 2011 11:40pm
Ahh man......

When I finally get here you guys are back to talking Football......Damn

....and I was just about to regale everyone with a story about the time I accidently killed a sea lion by throwing a plastic 2 litre bottle off the pier in San Francisco. The damn thing tryed to swallow it and choked to death in front of myself and a bunch of school children from Vallejo....anyway, long story short.....the cops were pissed and I doubt I'll ever get a set of keys to the city.

There's probably a moral in there somewhere, but I"ll leave it to you guys to figure it out and pass it on to your offspring.



Back to Football.......

Smithville/Mogadore & Northwestern/Black River seem like the real interesting games this week. Sounds like opinions vary on the outcome of those 2 games. The rest seem cut & dried.....
Norwayne & Hillsdale roll.....everybody else gets rolled.
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Sep 2, 2011 1:25am
im not so sure backyard brawl Dalton/Tuslaw could swing like Paul.....either way. I also aint counting Da Bears out...I think TV has a tough team....Bears wore em down...Ridgewood matches up sizewise well...not as big as TV...but more skill players. I could be wrong...but I think if the Bears can get a quick score them southern ohio boys may start kickin stones.....Roll on Bears!!!!
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BEARIDER
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Sep 2, 2011 7:49am
Ah, so Miyagi is a true Oki. Just checkin ,only thing I could remember.
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oldsmithie
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Sep 2, 2011 8:11am
My picks. Chipps and Indians take it on the chin. Falcons and Bobcats will name the score. Bears and Smithies win squeekers. Bulldogs and Huskies lose by two scores.
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Sep 2, 2011 11:21am
I'm not buying this whole Miyagi is bilingual thing, sure his dad clearly had an asian fetish as Miyag looks like a japanese Gilligan. I also admit english is probably not his first language......far eastern hillbilly is his native tongue.

Furthermore, if Miyagis bilingual....I'm Quad-lingual.
Besides English.......

I speak Paul
ex: "urr derr.....veedio of lians eatin buffalo is two cool.....urr..derr.....bobcats stalk.......urr...derrr"

I also speak Orrville
ex: "Go RIDERS!!!, Genoa sucks, NWIndian sucks, everybody who ever beat us cheated and our freshmen would destroy your varsity"

And last but not least, I speak spanish
ex: "dos tacos........and one of those thingies that you brought to that table over there."



I hope the WCAL goes 6-2 but I'm sticking with my 2-6 prediction.
Good luck to all area teams this evening. Looks like its going to be a humid one.
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Paul
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Sep 2, 2011 2:54pm
oldsmithie;880068 wrote:My picks. Chipps and Indians take it on the chin. Falcons and Bobcats will name the score. Bears and Smithies win squeekers. Bulldogs and Huskies lose by two scores.
That Oldsmithie be smart man, he got first 4 right.
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Paul
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Sep 2, 2011 3:30pm
Red Rum;880279 wrote:I'm not buying this whole Miyagi is bilingual thing, sure his dad clearly had an asian fetish as Miyag looks like a japanese Gilligan. I also admit english is probably not his first language......far eastern hillbilly is his native tongue.

Furthermore, if Miyagis bilingual....I'm Quad-lingual.
Besides English.......

I speak Paul
ex: "urr derr.....veedio of lians eatin buffalo is two cool.....urr..derr.....bobcats stalk.......urr...derrr"

I also speak Orrville
ex: "Go RIDERS!!!, Genoa sucks, NWIndian sucks, everybody who ever beat us cheated and our freshmen would destroy your varsity"

And last but not least, I speak spanish
ex: "dos tacos........and one of those thingies that you brought to that table over there."



I hope the WCAL goes 6-2 but I'm sticking with my 2-6 prediction.
Good luck to all area teams this evening. Looks like its going to be a humid one.
I be Tilingual, Spoke to German once, but that fellow be old and didn't understand much. I speak quiet, send email to wife 6 feet away, Geez women just shutup and answer Email. Can't speak good english like me anyway.
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Sep 2, 2011 3:39pm
^^^ WTF???
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Sep 2, 2011 3:46pm
Go Falcons;880626 wrote:^^^ WTF???
Im with you Go Falcons! This thread is a joke. Talk football or just keep your mouth shut.

Im glad its only two individuals on here embarrassing the WCAL chatter folks. Please advise Mods!