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Buffalo's Steve (or Stevie) Johnson unthanks the Lord for overtime drop

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Nov 29, 2010 2:21 AM
lol, what a maroon.
Nov 28, 2010 9:21pm
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Nov 29, 2010 2:24 AM
Catch the ball dude. Your team should have won the game, all you had to do was catch the ball.
Nov 28, 2010 9:24pm
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Nov 29, 2010 2:26 AM
They said he had 5 drops....that is not real good
Nov 28, 2010 9:26pm
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Nov 29, 2010 2:31 AM
If he is a moron for this, than everyone is a moron for ever thanking God as well.

For the record, I think everyone is a moron lol.
Nov 28, 2010 9:31pm
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Nov 29, 2010 2:37 AM
If you can't catch the fucking ball don't blame anyone other than yourself you fucking ass clown.
Nov 28, 2010 9:37pm
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Nov 29, 2010 2:40 AM
He played like Stevie Wonder today.
Nov 28, 2010 9:40pm
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Nov 29, 2010 2:43 AM
I saw this and was thinking he was talking about his hands, kind of like "hot hands" Rashid Hanon in the little giants

"Why do you do this to me, fellas? I cut your nails, wash you, put gloves on you when you're cold..."
Nov 28, 2010 9:43pm
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Nov 29, 2010 2:44 AM
I like what one of the posters said after the blog..."how do you know he was talking to God...maybe he was talking to his hands"

ha ! really funny stuff all the way around.
Nov 28, 2010 9:44pm
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Nov 29, 2010 2:45 AM
What a Jack wagon.
Nov 28, 2010 9:45pm
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Nov 29, 2010 2:50 AM
GoPens;579928 wrote:He played like Stevie Wonder today.

This made me lol. Good job.
Nov 28, 2010 9:50pm
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Nov 29, 2010 3:05 AM
Never dropped a ball of that magnitude, so I can't say how I'd react.

Knowing how I react after choking a FIFA or beer pong game away, I'd guess I'd make Mr. Johnson's reaction look reasonable.
Nov 28, 2010 10:05pm
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Nov 29, 2010 3:08 AM
Does he tweet praise to God after every TD catch/good game? If not, STFU. Accountability.....try it.
Nov 28, 2010 10:08pm
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Nov 29, 2010 3:40 AM
I've seen more game clinching drops this year than any other year.....NFL and NCAA combined
Nov 28, 2010 10:40pm
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Nov 29, 2010 3:56 AM
killdeer;579935 wrote:I like what one of the posters said after the blog..."how do you know he was talking to God...maybe he was talking to his hands"

or Jobu?

[video=youtube;QfzIBlqf3TQ][/video]
Nov 28, 2010 10:56pm
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Nov 29, 2010 1:30 PM
Not like there's a god anyway.
Nov 29, 2010 8:30am
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Nov 29, 2010 1:52 PM
I'm glad he unthanked god, I thought it was funny.
Nov 29, 2010 8:52am
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Nov 29, 2010 3:01 PM
Why so serious?
Nov 29, 2010 10:01am
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Nov 29, 2010 4:56 PM
Even assuming there is a god, anyone that believes that god micromanages sporting events is a ratard.
Nov 29, 2010 11:56am
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Nov 29, 2010 5:04 PM
So the difference between the team being 2-9 and not making the playoffs as opposed to being 3-8 and not making the playoffs is that dropped pass. Sounds like a big OH WELL to me.
Nov 29, 2010 12:04pm
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Nov 29, 2010 5:06 PM
Haha this is too funny. I agree with Laley, CoA, and Fly4Fun's posts.
Nov 29, 2010 12:06pm
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Nov 29, 2010 5:41 PM
Brings the lulz. And makes sense in a way.

I mean, if you're going to assume that a hypothetical deity takes such an interest in sporting events that he deserves praise because he let you make a big play against another team (damn jebus...always playing favorites...), shouldn't he be condemned for screwing you over to give the win to that other team?

I think Stevie needs to take this to the next level and convert to Islam, saying that he's on a search for a deity that is looking out for his best interests.
Nov 29, 2010 12:41pm
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Nov 29, 2010 5:44 PM
Heretic;580598 wrote:Brings the lulz. And makes sense in a way.

I mean, if you're going to assume that a hypothetical deity takes such an interest in sporting events that he deserves praise because he let you make a big play against another team (damn jebus...always playing favorites...), shouldn't he be condemned for screwing you over to give the win to that other team?

I think Stevie needs to take this to the next level and convert to Islam, saying that he's on a search for a deity that is looking out for his best interests.

I always laugh when Athletes/Actors/Musicians thank god in their speeches. Especially when majority of them all full of shit.
Nov 29, 2010 12:44pm
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Nov 29, 2010 6:09 PM
This is funny.
Nov 29, 2010 1:09pm
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Nov 29, 2010 6:24 PM
Commander of Awesome;580606 wrote:I always laugh when Athletes/Actors/Musicians thank god in their speeches. Especially when majority of them all full of shit.

Or painfully stupid. I remember from a good number of years ago when I subscribed to SI, a Rick Reilly back-page column (from the time when he sucked less than 100% of the time) concerning Isaac Bruce. He'd rolled his car or something and was adamant that he escaped injury because he yelled out something like "SAVE ME JESUS!" while having the accident. Derrick Thomas' injury (can't remember if he'd died yet or not) got mentioned and Bruce's honest answer to why that happened was simply that since he avoided injury by praying during the accident, Thomas must have been paralyzed because he didn't do so.

It was like taking the "we won because of god" deal that ignores how the other team has as many believers who also give credit when they win...but moving it to the real world. Mindboggling.
Nov 29, 2010 1:24pm