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Scarlet_Fever

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Jul 4, 2010 9:14 PM
So my eight year old just looks at me and ask "Hey Dad, What's Mary Jane?" I'm trying to figure out how I can avoid this question but I want to know where he heard it from. I ask him, "where in the world did you here about that?" He says it was in my back of candy from the parade. Hahaha talk about jumping to conclusions.
Jul 4, 2010 9:14pm
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sleeper

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Jul 4, 2010 9:15 PM
You can only shelter your child for too long. Lucky for you, he's extremely impressionable at that age. I would have said something along the lines of "Mary Jane is a type of substance that evil people use".

You're welcome.
Jul 4, 2010 9:15pm
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Trueblue23

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Jul 4, 2010 9:16 PM
REEFER MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 4, 2010 9:16pm
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wes_mantooth

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Jul 4, 2010 9:30 PM
I would just tell him that it is the girl from the Spiderman movies.
Jul 4, 2010 9:30pm
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tcarrier32

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Jul 4, 2010 9:57 PM
haha i have no idea how i would react if i had to answer that question. good luck
Jul 4, 2010 9:57pm
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Timber

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Jul 4, 2010 10:29 PM
Rick James song... LOL
Jul 4, 2010 10:29pm
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Cat Food Flambe'

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Jul 4, 2010 11:00 PM
Nooooooooo problem. Just tell him it's a plant that you dry and smoke. Also tell him you and your wife would fire some up every night in the hot tub if it were legal - and that it makes the two of you get VERY cozy afterward.

The mental image burned into his mind will make him retch every time he THINKS about it for the rest of his life. :)
Jul 4, 2010 11:00pm
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Heretic

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Jul 5, 2010 12:29 AM
Just let me explain it to him. Both verbally and by showing the proper use of it. If you've trained him well, he'll know to fetch me beers while I'm educating him. Probably after the second hour or so, he'll also learn a lot about Norse Gods, heavy metal and other random stuff. At this point, he should order a pizza. And dip into the liquor supply, because I'm starting to get into prime mode.
Jul 5, 2010 12:29am
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Curly J

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Jul 5, 2010 1:32 AM
You mean Mary Jane Rotten Crotch ??? She's a finger banging whore...(Just what my TI taught me)
Jul 5, 2010 1:32am
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gerb131

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Jul 5, 2010 10:54 AM
No snow we go!;411061 wrote:Rick James song... LOL

Or a Tom Petty song.
Jul 5, 2010 10:54am
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DeyDurkie5

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Jul 5, 2010 12:27 PM
why don't you tell him it's the best thing known to man
Jul 5, 2010 12:27pm
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Fab1b

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Jul 5, 2010 1:05 PM
Does he have any for sale??

:)
Jul 5, 2010 1:05pm
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Sonofanump

Jul 5, 2010 4:19 PM
Jul 5, 2010 4:19pm
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darbypitcher22

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Jul 5, 2010 7:14 PM
tcarrier32;411020 wrote:haha i have no idea how i would react if i had to answer that question. good luck

This. while trying to be as delicate as possible with the answer at some point you'll have to be brutally honest
Jul 5, 2010 7:14pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2010 11:21 PM
Scarlet_Fever;410954 wrote: He says it was in my back of candy from the parade.

wat
Jul 5, 2010 11:21pm