He forsaw that his bloody carcass was going to get stomped in glee by the people and then his bloody carcass was going to get dragged through the streets (as more people celebrated) and then hung from the nearest bridge.

I respect that, sir. Instead, you exiled yourself in shame, behind your invisible cloak of intellectual superiority of basketball and life in general.

I'll pour out some of my Lady Bligh 151 from my chalice for you tonight. It's a chalice, by the way, that's made of the skull of the LeBron James era Cleveland Cavaliers. Unfortunately, since it has no diamonds or rings in it, it's been reduced to my drinking cup.

Don't fuckin pour out bligh.....smh, THAT IS JUST A WASTE OF GOOD ALCOHOL.

'Specks

I'll poor out a Kobe for SQ.

he was probably scared that one of the kobe nuthangers on this board was gonna try and follow in kobe's footsteps, and rape him.





but srsly that guy could be a dick.

maybe his collapse thread was all about him. like he was predicting his own collapse. i mean, according to him, that thread was about something new everytime it was brought up.

Did he do the same thing as me? Hope not.

Creative attempt to try to draw him out from under his rock...