So.....this thread about a Notre Dame fan sick of the bullshit excuses about not joining a conference turned into a thread filled with bullshit excuses about why not to join a conference.
Then I bitch about ND alumni being the worst and then comes athlete37 with this steamer of a post:
athlete37;392083 wrote:It is arrogance, a good arrogance though. I'm a domer and I'm proud. Notre Dame is different and that's what makes it so special. Nowhere else can you drop your wallet anywhere on a 1250 acre-campus and be guarenteed to have someone hunting you down to return it to you. Where else are the football players just part of the student body and everyone is family (yup no separate dorm)? Who else is a major independent that neither needs nor wants any conference in America? This May of 2010 grad will be in strong company of very upset alums if ND joins a conference. That's not the Notre Dame I know and love.
Seriously, read the bold part over again and tell me that if you heard that from any fan of any other team you wouldn't scream that it is the largest fucking load of horseshit ever. Dropping your fucking wallet?! Really?! How bout lets beat fucking Navy. Or win a bowl game after Christmas. When we can brag about football, then lets add in all the ancillary bullshit about ND being a great place, family oriented, Catholic school, blah blah blah. Until then it sounds like utter bullshit excuses to try and act holier-than-thou and give "reasons" why not to join a conference. Who gives a shit about the athletes living with the students?! I'm glad you were all one big happy family but THEY NEED TO WIN FOOTBALL GAMES and living with the fucking nerds isn't helping. So while Jimmy Clausen is jerking off with some bio-chemistry major talking about how great it is that the athletes are part of the student body, the rest of the college football world laps us like we're fucking standing still.
Notre Dame "fans" have become so obsessed with "tradition" that they forgot what precipitates tradition: WINNING. Nobody gives a fuck about the stupid traditions unless you're a winner.
Short of committing NCAA rule infractions, I will accept a Notre Dame winner at any cost. Pink jerseys, joining the Gateway Conference, giving away bobbleheads........whatever. JUST WIN and quit being so obsessed with how you're perceived by the rest of the college football world. Notre Dame is the douchebag at the bar that you can tell spent a lot of time putting gel in his hair, wearing gay Affliction shirts, fake tanning, and other bullshit but can't get the girl because he's not willing to do what's necessary to get the girl home:
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