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gorocks99

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Nov 5, 2013 9:16 AM
A HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE FUCK YOU to the fantasy universe. Went in to last night up 30 points in one league (he had Forte and Jeffery) and down 3 points in another (I had Boykin).

Lost both games.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Nov 5, 2013 9:16am
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

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Nov 5, 2013 9:41 AM
Rotinaj;1529034 wrote:I'm looking to form a group of about 500 people to take a shit on Ray Rices lawn. Who's down?
It can't be his fault. He's never on the field! Pierce was in the game in nearly all 3rd down situations and took over plenty of series'. No idea why they aren't using RR and no idea why they went away from gap schemes.
Nov 5, 2013 9:41am
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xKoToVxSyNdRoMe

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Nov 6, 2013 6:49 PM
2nd in points and have outscored my opponents for the year. I am 2-7. Screw fantasy football.
Nov 6, 2013 6:49pm
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Nov 11, 2013 10:38 AM
I would say my entire fantasy football season has been an EFFFFFFFFFFFFF fantasy football post. Drafted TRich, CJ?K, Cobb, Bowe, Golden Tate (dropped him after 4 weeks with a total of 13 rec's for 175 yards), Romo (hit or miss), Russell Wilson (traded him when he still sucked), Fred Davis...

Players that followed my picks... (Round 1) Jamaal Charles, Marshawn Lynch... (2) Julio Jones, Demaryius Thomas... (3) VJax... (4) Victor Cruz, Pierre Garcon... (5) Jordy Nelson, Matt Stafford... (6) Cecil Shorts, TY Hilton... (7) Gio Bernard...

I QUIT
Nov 11, 2013 10:38am
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Nov 11, 2013 10:40 AM
Romo and dez screwed me last night.... Just needed some points from both and they shit the bed.
I'm done, up 1 point now and he has Lamar Miller tonight, can someone go snipe him?
Nov 11, 2013 10:40am
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Big_Mirg_ZHS

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Nov 11, 2013 3:01 PM
Fu pierre thomas. And cam newton on my team. Also had st louis d on my bench...
Nov 11, 2013 3:01pm
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Nov 11, 2013 8:10 PM
I've scored 828 points this year in Fantasy Football and had an insane 867 scored on me... no one has even had 800 on them in the league, in fact one team has only had 686 on them
Nov 11, 2013 8:10pm
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Nov 11, 2013 10:46 PM
Lost this week by a point. Didn't realize the Chiefs were on a bye until too late. I tried to pick up another defense but I had to wait for the waivers. SMH
Nov 11, 2013 10:46pm
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Nov 12, 2013 8:46 AM
One of my undefeated teams finally went down for the count. Just like the KC Chiefs, I think this team may be a playoff fraud. I can see them fizzling down the stretch.
Nov 12, 2013 8:46am
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Nov 18, 2013 9:20 AM
Charles, Morris, and Marshall...wtf?
Nov 18, 2013 9:20am
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ohiobucks1

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Nov 18, 2013 2:29 PM
1 point from CJ spiller. fml
Nov 18, 2013 2:29pm
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justincredible

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Nov 18, 2013 2:39 PM
I was projected to score 170 points. With just Gronk left to play I'm sitting on 69 points. Gore and ADP alone missed their combined projection by 40 points. Assholes.
Nov 18, 2013 2:39pm
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Nov 19, 2013 1:22 PM
Fred Jackson, Lynch and AJ Greene are all on bye this week and Welker has a concussion. Can only have 4 RB and WR on roster in this league so if Welker doesn't play I'm gonna need to play a shitty TE at flex. I'm currently tied for 5th with 3 people and only 2 weeks left. I need to keep winning!
Nov 19, 2013 1:22pm
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Nov 19, 2013 11:49 PM
Currently battled back to 5-6 and am tied for 4th. Sucks though, I lead the league in points scored yet have a losing record, and am in the top 75% on ESPN.com. It'd be epic if I won out and made it
Nov 19, 2013 11:49pm
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Nov 20, 2013 9:59 AM
Currently 4-6-1 in a league with fractional points, return yards, and IDP's (still not sure how I tied one with fractional points) and sitting in 9th place, one spot out of the playoffs. I also lost by 6 points this week because I dropped Thomas Davis (IDP) for Mike Mitchell since they were playing the Patriots. Thomas had 10 solo tackles and 7 assists. Mitchell had 1 assist. EEEEEFFFFFFFFFF
Nov 20, 2013 9:59am
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Nov 21, 2013 7:17 AM
Dr. KnOiTaLL;1539507 wrote:Currently 4-6-1 in a league with fractional points, return yards, and IDP's (still not sure how I tied one with fractional points) and sitting in 9th place, one spot out of the playoffs. I also lost by 6 points this week because I dropped Thomas Davis (IDP) for Mike Mitchell since they were playing the Patriots. Thomas had 10 solo tackles and 7 assists. Mitchell had 1 assist. EEEEEFFFFFFFFFF
how big is the league? 8 make the playoffs? that's nuts.
Nov 21, 2013 7:17am
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Nov 21, 2013 2:02 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1540172 wrote:how big is the league? 8 make the playoffs? that's nuts.
It's a 12 team, incredibly competitive league with IDP's, return yards, no PPR, no flex. The commissioner doesn't like to enable first round byes, so he allows 8 to make the playoffs.
Nov 21, 2013 2:02pm
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why so serious?

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Nov 21, 2013 4:41 PM
Just traded for Trent Richardson to be my RB5 for MJD. Why the hell not.

I'm in 2 must win matchups this week, I'm a combined 0-4 in my last 2 weeks after being 2nd place in both.
Nov 21, 2013 4:41pm
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Nov 24, 2013 5:27 PM
I have 19 points with just Peyton left to play. Vincent Jackson is my top guy with 7. Chiefs D scored -7. And I am 2nd in the league in scoring this year.
Nov 24, 2013 5:27pm
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Nov 24, 2013 7:23 PM
GOONx19;1542378 wrote:I have 19 points with just Peyton left to play. Vincent Jackson is my top guy with 7. Chiefs D scored -7. And I am 2nd in the league in scoring this year.
Yikes. Your league must have lower point values than mine. Chiefs D had 1 point against me. I had the Steelers D which got me 31 points. I'm up 133.74 to 38.50. Unfortunately, my team blows every other week, and I basically have to win out to have a shot at playoffs. Oh yeah, I play the league leader next week who is 11-1. EEEEFFFFFFFF
Nov 24, 2013 7:23pm
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Nov 24, 2013 9:23 PM
We use standard ESPN scoring with the exception of defense. I'm not sure how this compares to other leagues, but I know we changed it so that your defense play is more important than usual. I'm averaging around 118 a game.



So -5 for >450 yards allowed and -3 for >35 points allowed.
Nov 24, 2013 9:23pm
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Nov 28, 2013 5:10 PM
First week of playoffs and Boykin gives me 0. Awesome.
Nov 28, 2013 5:10pm
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Nov 28, 2013 5:15 PM
Rotinaj;1544306 wrote:First week of playoffs and Boykin gives me 0. Awesome.
I played Boykin and Eddie Lacy. Got 3 total between them.
Nov 28, 2013 5:15pm
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Nov 29, 2013 12:52 AM
Need a win to make the playoffs and the dude I am playing is just going off. Joique Bell and Emmanuel Sanders with really good games, then had Baltimores K for 16 points and Packers D for 15 points. He is the lowest scoring person in my league. FML.
Nov 29, 2013 12:52am
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Dec 2, 2013 8:50 AM
Delanie Walker and Gonzo and Roddy on my bench because between the two of them they've had 2 good games before yesterday.
Dec 2, 2013 8:50am