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darbypitcher22

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Mar 29, 2010 6:05 PM
Since I don't seem to understand the never-ending attraction between really nice girls and douchers, I guess I'll give credit where credit is due.

Congratulations Fuckers.

Mar 29, 2010 6:05pm
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Early Cuyler

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Mar 29, 2010 6:07 PM
darbypitcher22 wrote: I AM A DOUCHE

YES YOU ARE
Mar 29, 2010 6:07pm
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darbypitcher22

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Mar 29, 2010 6:18 PM
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gerb131

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Mar 29, 2010 6:21 PM
darbypitcher22 wrote:
I was waiting for that one!!
Mar 29, 2010 6:21pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 29, 2010 6:21 PM
Looks like you are losing Chicks to the guys from Jersey Shore.
Mar 29, 2010 6:21pm
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gerb131

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Mar 29, 2010 6:22 PM
THE4RINGZ wrote: Looks like you are losing Chicks to the guys from Jersey Shore.
They can have them, I don't do fat chicks.
Mar 29, 2010 6:22pm
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darbypitcher22

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Mar 29, 2010 6:22 PM
I lose em to everyone, its not a suprise anymore I guess
Mar 29, 2010 6:22pm
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darbypitcher22

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Mar 29, 2010 6:23 PM
Mar 29, 2010 6:23pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Mar 29, 2010 6:29 PM
Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?
Mar 29, 2010 6:29pm
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gerb131

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Mar 29, 2010 6:30 PM
DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?
In that case is that a blessing or a curse?
Mar 29, 2010 6:30pm
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darbypitcher22

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Mar 29, 2010 6:34 PM
its not that at all... i just dont get what really nice girls see in asshole, fuck off poser wannabes who aren't anything close to stable and act like complete idiots every night....
Mar 29, 2010 6:34pm
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Mar 29, 2010 6:34 PM
gerb131 wrote:
DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?
In that case is that a blessing or a curse?
I would say both...blowjobs are awesome
Mar 29, 2010 6:34pm
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Mar 29, 2010 7:03 PM
DeyDurkie5 wrote:
gerb131 wrote:
DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?
In that case is that a blessing or a curse?
I would say both...blowjobs are awesome
BJ's are even better with no strings attached.
Mar 29, 2010 7:03pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 29, 2010 7:04 PM
I see hot chicks loving these posers as well however I would be willing to bet they say the same thing about me. What is that hot chick doing with that bald headed asshole? :)
Mar 29, 2010 7:04pm
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Mar 29, 2010 7:04 PM
gerb131 wrote:
DeyDurkie5 wrote:
gerb131 wrote:
DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?
In that case is that a blessing or a curse?
I would say both...blowjobs are awesome
BJ's are even better with no strings attached.
unless she has herpes...then you wish you had real life mulligans
Mar 29, 2010 7:04pm
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darbypitcher22

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Mar 29, 2010 7:09 PM
I just dont get it...
Mar 29, 2010 7:09pm
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Mar 29, 2010 7:16 PM
Mar 29, 2010 7:16pm
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darbypitcher22

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Mar 29, 2010 7:20 PM
^^^^

this is exactly what I'm talking about...

I'm sure she's a really nice, wholesome, gorgeous woman....

hanging out with THAT fuck
Mar 29, 2010 7:20pm
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Mar 29, 2010 7:24 PM
i'll bet he is an aspiring MMA fighter too. i have run into those types too.
Mar 29, 2010 7:24pm
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Mar 29, 2010 7:52 PM


Jersey Shore Douchebags
Mar 29, 2010 7:52pm
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darbypitcher22

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Mar 29, 2010 7:56 PM
snookie is not hot, Vinnie is a fuck, and anyone who calls themselves 'The Situation' deserves to be shot
Mar 29, 2010 7:56pm
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Fab1b

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Mar 29, 2010 8:01 PM
Sorry I'd bang Snookie in a second!!
Mar 29, 2010 8:01pm
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Glory Days

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Mar 29, 2010 8:02 PM
darbypitcher22 wrote: snookie is not hot, Vinnie is a fuck, and anyone who calls themselves 'The Situation' deserves to be shot
haha just using a nickname after highschool should get yourself shot.
Mar 29, 2010 8:02pm
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Mar 29, 2010 9:03 PM
There's another word for Douchebag that might make this easier for you, its called "not boring".

Oh yeah, and girls don't like coaches, book it!
Mar 29, 2010 9:03pm
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Mar 29, 2010 9:05 PM
DeyDurkie5 wrote:
gerb131 wrote:
DeyDurkie5 wrote:
gerb131 wrote:
DeyDurkie5 wrote: Maybe it's not the douchebags, maybe you just can't keep a chick?
In that case is that a blessing or a curse?
I would say both...blowjobs are awesome
BJ's are even better with no strings attached.
unless she has herpes...then you wish you had real life mulligans
Yea thats for sure. Nobody likes the gift that keeps on giving.
Mar 29, 2010 9:05pm