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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 18, 2010 11:53 AM
The fact he planned his "traditional Irish wear" outfit is hilarious.
Mar 18, 2010 11:53am
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Mar 18, 2010 11:53 AM
Why is *** now bleeped out? Sigh.

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Mar 18, 2010 11:53am
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Fred Flintstone

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Mar 18, 2010 11:54 AM
Cop: Pull over!
Teirnan: No it's a Cable knit cardigan but thanks for asking
Mar 18, 2010 11:54am
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onedawgpain

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Mar 18, 2010 12:42 PM
Tiernan wrote: Yesterday was a great St. Paddy's day until some drunk nicotine inhalin' bitch twirling her cig like a f'n baton put a burn mark on my favorite Irish sweater. Instead of just passing laws to prevent these losers from puffing in public places let's just speed up their inevitable demise and make it legal to strangle them (which is what they are already doing to themselves).
Kill all smokers eh? I'm no nicotine inhalin' bitch but I will give you a go at me. Like you said.....pack a big lunch, you're in for an all day ass whippin'.....
Mar 18, 2010 12:42pm
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onedawgpain

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Mar 18, 2010 12:44 PM
NNN wrote: I think the better question is: what straight man knows what cable knit is?
I don't think my cable carrier has that station:rolleyes:
Mar 18, 2010 12:44pm
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Mar 18, 2010 12:46 PM
onedawgpain wrote:
Tiernan wrote: Yesterday was a great St. Paddy's day until some drunk nicotine inhalin' bitch twirling her cig like a f'n baton put a burn mark on my favorite Irish sweater. Instead of just passing laws to prevent these losers from puffing in public places let's just speed up their inevitable demise and make it legal to strangle them (which is what they are already doing to themselves).
Kill all smokers eh? I'm no nicotine inhalin' bitch but I will give you a go at me. Like you said.....pack a big lunch, you're in for an all day ass whippin'.....
Mar 18, 2010 12:46pm
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Mar 18, 2010 12:55 PM
queencitybuckeye wrote:
SnotBubbles wrote: Speaking of which...coming home from work yesterday (6 pm-ish), a known homosexual in our town was all decked out in "gay" attire....drunk and stumbling (nearly) into traffic....it was quite hilarious. I think he had a cable knit sweater on (seriously).
With a cigarette burn?
Well played.
Mar 18, 2010 12:55pm
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Mar 18, 2010 2:16 PM
onedawgpain wrote:
Tiernan wrote: Yesterday was a great St. Paddy's day until some drunk nicotine inhalin' bitch twirling her cig like a f'n baton put a burn mark on my favorite Irish sweater. Instead of just passing laws to prevent these losers from puffing in public places let's just speed up their inevitable demise and make it legal to strangle them (which is what they are already doing to themselves).
Kill all smokers eh? I'm no nicotine inhalin' bitch but I will give you a go at me. Like you said.....pack a big lunch, you're in for an all day ass whippin'.....
+1

Lets kill all the smokers :rolleyes: Yes I smoke but I'm not an idiot like the woman you stated.
Mar 18, 2010 2:16pm
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Mar 18, 2010 2:24 PM
What about all the bone smokers??? we need them so we can pick out a reasonable St. Patty's day sweater!
Mar 18, 2010 2:24pm
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Mar 18, 2010 3:26 PM
The courteous ones I don't min, but I can't breathe around the stuff. I love it to when you start coughing they give your the rudest looks. Because I definitely had a choice in the not being able to breathe around that crap.
Mar 18, 2010 3:26pm
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Mar 18, 2010 3:27 PM
You smokers better enjoy it while it lasts. Who do you think the first people the government will come after once national health care is in place? Got to cut costs and outlawing cigarettes will save tons of money.
Mar 18, 2010 3:27pm
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bamagirl

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Mar 18, 2010 3:29 PM
tk421 wrote: You smokers better enjoy it while it lasts. Who do you think the first people the government will come after once national health care is in place? Got to cut costs and outlawing cigarettes will save tons of money.
It's true, or make their premium double simply because they do smoke.

The health care bill makes me nervous...just what the government needs more control, they can't even manage what they got now! haha.
Mar 18, 2010 3:29pm
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Mar 18, 2010 3:41 PM
Cigarettes aren't going to be banned, they need the taxes too much for that.
Mar 18, 2010 3:41pm
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Mar 18, 2010 4:22 PM
cool story bro
Mar 18, 2010 4:22pm
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Mar 18, 2010 4:22 PM
I agree let's kill all smokers. I even have the perfect way and they will never suspect it. We will subject them all to low doses of poisonous gasses over the next 20 years. It's Diabolical.
Mar 18, 2010 4:22pm
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Mar 18, 2010 4:27 PM
Mar 18, 2010 4:27pm
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Mar 18, 2010 4:35 PM
Tiernan wrote: Bring it Bass-turd. and pack a lunch it will be an all day job.
Listen turdman you should go find the nearest table or desk and climb up on top of it and practice falling down.
Mar 18, 2010 4:35pm
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Mar 18, 2010 4:57 PM
Well, this thread certainly isn't going the way the OP wanted it!
Mar 18, 2010 4:57pm
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Mar 18, 2010 4:58 PM
How do people that smoke put something that smells so nasty, at least to us non smokers, into your mouth. Do you think you look cool or something, or older, or just have to do it because your friends do?
Mar 18, 2010 4:58pm
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Mar 18, 2010 5:00 PM
RelsonGracieBJJ wrote: How do people that smoke put something that smells so nasty, at least to us non smokers, into your mouth. Do you think you look cool or something, or older, or just have to do it because your friends do?
Why do you like to kick people?
Mar 18, 2010 5:00pm
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Mar 18, 2010 5:01 PM
It's St Paddys Day, son. I saw so many people get burnt w/ cigs last night. It's part of the territory. I think I may have even burnt myself a few times on my favorite Dropkick Murphy's shirt. But everytime I see that burnmark I'll remember I did it drunk w/ some cute Irish lass on St. Paddy's Day. :)
Mar 18, 2010 5:01pm
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Mar 18, 2010 5:01 PM
gerb131 wrote:
RelsonGracieBJJ wrote: How do people that smoke put something that smells so nasty, at least to us non smokers, into your mouth. Do you think you look cool or something, or older, or just have to do it because your friends do?
Why do you like to kick people?
lol
Mar 18, 2010 5:01pm
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Mar 18, 2010 5:03 PM
I prefer choking people over kicking. Though leg locks are a personal favorite.
Mar 18, 2010 5:03pm
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Mar 18, 2010 5:29 PM
Tiernan wrote: Bring it Bass-turd. and pack a lunch it will be an all day job.
This is the greatest thing on the thread, hands down.

So many ways that one could go with this.
Mar 18, 2010 5:29pm
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Mar 18, 2010 7:59 PM
i just watched Boondock Saints II....and the media proclaimed Saints both smoked. Since they are Irish...and this was a movie, it must true that Irish and smoking go hand in hand.
Mar 18, 2010 7:59pm