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Tiernan

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Mar 18, 2010 10:21 AM
Yesterday was a great St. Paddy's day until some drunk nicotine inhalin' bitch twirling her cig like a f'n baton put a burn mark on my favorite Irish sweater. Instead of just passing laws to prevent these losers from puffing in public places let's just speed up their inevitable demise and make it legal to strangle them (which is what they are already doing to themselves).
Mar 18, 2010 10:21am
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Speedofsand

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Mar 18, 2010 10:33 AM
sounds like karma paid you a visit, bitch.
Mar 18, 2010 10:33am
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Society

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Mar 18, 2010 10:34 AM
Speedofsand wrote: sounds like karma paid you a visit, bitch.
Haha
Mar 18, 2010 10:34am
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Tiernan

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Mar 18, 2010 10:37 AM
^^^
too bad Tebow's mom wasn't a smoker and a drinker so she could of self-aborted herself before your messiah was even born Speedy (the nickname I'm sure every woman you've ever been with has given you).
Mar 18, 2010 10:37am
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thavoice

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Mar 18, 2010 10:38 AM
Wearing a sweater huh?

Did you hop into a time machine to the 80's?
Mar 18, 2010 10:38am
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Tiernan

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Mar 18, 2010 10:40 AM
thavoice wrote: Wearing a sweater huh?

Did you hop into a time machine to the 80's?
Cable knit sweater with cap is traditional Irish wear on St. Pats douche bag.
Mar 18, 2010 10:40am
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Rotinaj

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Mar 18, 2010 10:48 AM
Speedofsand wrote: sounds like karma paid you a visit, bitch.
hahahahahahahahaha
Mar 18, 2010 10:48am
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power i

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Mar 18, 2010 10:49 AM
I'm betting NCF would be more than willing to help you out.

Find a woman who knits and she can fix it.
Mar 18, 2010 10:49am
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vball10set

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Mar 18, 2010 10:57 AM
but then who would we bitch and moan about?? :huh:
Mar 18, 2010 10:57am
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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 18, 2010 10:59 AM
I think it would be easier to kill Tiernan.
Mar 18, 2010 10:59am
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Tiernan

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Mar 18, 2010 11:01 AM
Bring it Bass-turd. and pack a lunch it will be an all day job.
Mar 18, 2010 11:01am
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NNN

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Mar 18, 2010 11:02 AM
Wait a minute.

Cigarette burns make something look LESS Irish?
Mar 18, 2010 11:02am
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Heretic

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Mar 18, 2010 11:03 AM
Tiernan wrote: Bring it Bass-turd. and pack a lunch it will be an all day job.
With lines like that, I feel like I've just stepped into a B action movie!
Mar 18, 2010 11:03am
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queencitybuckeye

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Mar 18, 2010 11:05 AM
Tiernan wrote: Yesterday was a great St. Paddy's day until some drunk nicotine inhalin' bitch twirling her cig like a f'n baton put a burn mark on my favorite Irish sweater. Instead of just passing laws to prevent these losers from puffing in public places let's just speed up their inevitable demise and make it legal to strangle them (which is what they are already doing to themselves).
Your "favorite Irish sweater?". Jesus, what a butt pirate.
Mar 18, 2010 11:05am
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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 18, 2010 11:08 AM
Tiernan wrote: Bring it Bass-turd. and pack a lunch it will be an all day job.
LOL. Witty
Mar 18, 2010 11:08am
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thavoice

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Mar 18, 2010 11:09 AM
Tiernan wrote:
thavoice wrote: Wearing a sweater huh?

Did you hop into a time machine to the 80's?
Cable knit sweater with cap is traditional Irish wear on St. Pats douche bag.
Thank God no one at the st patricks day party I went to dressed up in that attire.

WHen you get all the sand outta your vagina come back on and post something worthwhile.

A sweater....ha!

No derogatory slurs. Fly4Fun
Mar 18, 2010 11:09am
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SnotBubbles

Mar 18, 2010 11:12 AM
Ahhh...the infamous cigarette burn. Sorry about your luck (St. Patty's day pun intended).

Were you outside in a smoking section? Or was she smoking in the bar?
Mar 18, 2010 11:12am
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TedSheckler

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Mar 18, 2010 11:12 AM
[size=xx-large]WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!![/size]
Mar 18, 2010 11:12am
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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 18, 2010 11:13 AM
thavoice wrote:Thank God no one at the st patricks day party I went to dressed up in that attire.
HAHA... he called Tiernan a fag. HAHA.
Mar 18, 2010 11:13am
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SnotBubbles

Mar 18, 2010 11:13 AM
Speaking of which...coming home from work yesterday (6 pm-ish), a known homosexual in our town was all decked out in "gay" attire....drunk and stumbling (nearly) into traffic....it was quite hilarious. I think he had a cable knit sweater on (seriously).
Mar 18, 2010 11:13am
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Writerbuckeye

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Mar 18, 2010 11:14 AM
Don't bother -- most of them will die sooner than the non-smokers, anyway.

I say this being a lung cancer survivor.
Mar 18, 2010 11:14am
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queencitybuckeye

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Mar 18, 2010 11:15 AM
SnotBubbles wrote: Speaking of which...coming home from work yesterday (6 pm-ish), a known homosexual in our town was all decked out in "gay" attire....drunk and stumbling (nearly) into traffic....it was quite hilarious. I think he had a cable knit sweater on (seriously).
With a cigarette burn?
Mar 18, 2010 11:15am
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NNN

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Mar 18, 2010 11:17 AM
I think the better question is: what straight man knows what cable knit is?
Mar 18, 2010 11:17am
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thavoice

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Mar 18, 2010 11:27 AM
NNN wrote: I think the better question is: what straight man knows what cable knit is?
He probably found it while he has been living in his closet. The holiday last night musta been his coming our party.
Mar 18, 2010 11:27am
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se-alum

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Mar 18, 2010 11:47 AM
Prayers for your cable knit sweater from Chillicothe.
Mar 18, 2010 11:47am