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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 5, 2010 8:29 AM
Hypothetical situation here, from a discussion with a friend.

I have two friends. Let's call them Felatio and Cunnilingus. Cunnilingus is a man who loves gifts that his girlfriend, Felatio, gives him. She used to give him gifts all the time, but since they've been together for a while, the gifts have slowed down. One of the reasons the gifts have slowed down is because Felatio feels that if her boyfriend, Cunnilingus, can't give her gifts, then she feels she doesn't need to return the favor. Cunnilingus liked giving her gifts at first, but only because he like the return gifts. Anymore, he just wants her to give him gifts. He feels that he doesn't present his gifts to her very well anymore. His gifts often smell funny, aren't wrapped well, and the paper is all over the place. So, what Cunnilingus has decided... instead of breaking Felatio's heart, and telling her that her doesn't like giving her gifts, he has just stopped asking for her gifts as well. He loves receiving them, but he feels it isn't worth it.

What would you do? My friend is having an awful time here.
Mar 5, 2010 8:29am
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OneBuckeye

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Mar 5, 2010 8:35 AM
Wow... that couldn't be more confusing.
Mar 5, 2010 8:35am
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enigmaax

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Mar 5, 2010 8:35 AM
Clearly Felatio is getting gifts from other men. Dude should dump that skanky ho.
Mar 5, 2010 8:35am
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berry

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Mar 5, 2010 8:45 AM
non-abrasvie syphon hose
Mar 5, 2010 8:45am
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FatHobbit

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Mar 5, 2010 8:54 AM
ernest_t_bass wrote: Hypothetical situation here, from a discussion with a friend.

I have two friends. Let's call them Felatio and Cunnilingus. Cunnilingus is a man who loves gifts that his girlfriend, Felatio, gives him. She used to give him gifts all the time, but since they've been together for a while, the gifts have slowed down. One of the reasons the gifts have slowed down is because Felatio feels that if her boyfriend, Cunnilingus, can't give her gifts, then she feels she doesn't need to return the favor. Cunnilingus liked giving her gifts at first, but only because he like the return gifts. Anymore, he just wants her to give him gifts. He feels that he doesn't present his gifts to her very well anymore. His gifts often smell funny, aren't wrapped well, and the paper is all over the place. So, what Cunnilingus has decided... instead of breaking Felatio's heart, and telling her that her doesn't like giving her gifts, he has just stopped asking for her gifts as well. He loves receiving them, but he feels it isn't worth it.

What would you do? My friend is having an awful time here.
I think in this case you have to be willing to give to be able to receive.
Mar 5, 2010 8:54am
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pepperpot

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Mar 5, 2010 8:56 AM
I think someone needs some sleep................
Mar 5, 2010 8:56am
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Mar 5, 2010 9:26 AM
ernest_t_bass wrote: He feels that he doesn't present his gifts to her very well anymore. His gifts often smell funny, aren't wrapped well, and the paper is all over the place.
Didn't she just have a baby? I think you need to give her a break here. lol
Mar 5, 2010 9:26am
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Mar 5, 2010 9:44 AM
Sometimes, these situations leave you with a bad taste in your mouth........
Mar 5, 2010 9:44am
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captain_obvious

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Mar 5, 2010 9:47 AM
hmmm, something smells fishy about this story...
Mar 5, 2010 9:47am
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Nate

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Mar 5, 2010 9:52 AM
I think she needs to trim the hedges first before worrying about receiving presents.
Mar 5, 2010 9:52am
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raiderbuck

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Mar 5, 2010 10:37 AM
It's 2010...tell your friend to man up and go down on her
Mar 5, 2010 10:37am
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enigmaax

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Mar 5, 2010 10:56 AM
"instead of breaking Felatio's heart, and telling her that her doesn't like giving her gifts, he has............."


....decided to tell a couple thousand people on a message board that his wife's puntang stinks?
Mar 5, 2010 10:56am
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dwccrew

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Mar 5, 2010 10:57 AM
^^^^Win
Mar 5, 2010 10:57am
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mcburg93

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Mar 5, 2010 10:58 AM
Tell wls_color it will only hurt for a little while you'll only stick the head of it in he will understand and let you have your way.
Mar 5, 2010 10:58am
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Mar 5, 2010 11:16 AM
Proper safety equipment is essential



Better use the Buddy system.
Mar 5, 2010 11:16am
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Mar 5, 2010 11:30 AM
ernest_t_bass wrote: Hypothetical situation here, from a discussion with a friend.

I have two friends. Let's call them Felatio and Cunnilingus. Cunnilingus is a man who loves gifts that his girlfriend, Felatio, gives him. She used to give him gifts all the time, but since they've been together for a while, the gifts have slowed down. One of the reasons the gifts have slowed down is because Felatio feels that if her boyfriend, Cunnilingus, can't give her gifts, then she feels she doesn't need to return the favor. Cunnilingus liked giving her gifts at first, but only because he like the return gifts. Anymore, he just wants her to give him gifts. He feels that he doesn't present his gifts to her very well anymore. His gifts often smell funny, aren't wrapped well, and the paper is all over the place. So, what Cunnilingus has decided... instead of breaking Felatio's heart, and telling her that her doesn't like giving her gifts, he has just stopped asking for her gifts as well. He loves receiving them, but he feels it isn't worth it.

What would you do? My friend is having an awful time here.
...he needs to giver her THIS gift, so she can give him his gift and then he can start giving her gifts......shit now I'm confuesed:huh:
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Mar 5, 2010 11:30am
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SportsAndLady

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Mar 5, 2010 11:46 AM
Tell your friend to stop being such a faggot and eat that god damn pussy.
Mar 5, 2010 11:46am
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Sonofanump

Mar 5, 2010 1:00 PM
Couples shower followed by same time.
Mar 5, 2010 1:00pm
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Speedofsand

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Mar 5, 2010 1:05 PM
enigmaax wrote: "instead of breaking Felatio's heart, and telling her that her doesn't like giving her gifts, he has............."


....decided to tell a couple thousand people on a message board that his wife's puntang stinks?
ROTFLMAO :exclamation:
Mar 5, 2010 1:05pm
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Mar 5, 2010 1:07 PM
This thread is gross.
Mar 5, 2010 1:07pm
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vball10set

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Mar 5, 2010 1:08 PM
^^^LOL---only in America,baby!!!
Mar 5, 2010 1:08pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Mar 5, 2010 3:05 PM
FatHobbit wrote:
ernest_t_bass wrote: He feels that he doesn't present his gifts to her very well anymore. His gifts often smell funny, aren't wrapped well, and the paper is all over the place.
Didn't she just have a baby? I think you need to give her a break here. lol
LOL, we're not talking about me, honest.
Mar 5, 2010 3:05pm
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Mar 5, 2010 3:12 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote:
FatHobbit wrote:
ernest_t_bass wrote: He feels that he doesn't present his gifts to her very well anymore. His gifts often smell funny, aren't wrapped well, and the paper is all over the place.
Didn't she just have a baby? I think you need to give her a break here. lol
LOL, we're not talking about me, honest.
Suuuuuuuuuure. ;) In that case I stick with my original answer. You have to give if you want to receive.
Mar 5, 2010 3:12pm
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Timber

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Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM
One of my all time favorite quotes....
"Show me a man that wont eat p---y, and I will show you a woman that can be had!"
Mar 5, 2010 3:21pm
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Mar 5, 2010 4:47 PM
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