The green, you know what I mean...

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Darkon

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Jan 26, 2010 6:31 AM
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
Jan 26, 2010 6:31am
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Chesapeake

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Jan 26, 2010 8:09 AM
Smoke the green several times daily.
Jan 26, 2010 8:09am
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mcburg93

permaban to basement

3,167 posts
Jan 26, 2010 9:56 AM
not so much tried it a few times just puts me to sleep. Would rather have some beer and crown.
Jan 26, 2010 9:56am
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Gblock

Jan 26, 2010 10:09 AM
i promise thats my dude but we dont smoke that reggie bush=)
Jan 26, 2010 10:09am
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TCSoup

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82 posts
Jan 26, 2010 4:05 PM
A man with Weed
Is a friend indeed
Jan 26, 2010 4:05pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 26, 2010 4:09 PM
I don't smoke it. We get random drug tests at work, so I can't afford to risk it.

If it were legal, I'd partake in the occasional usage.
Jan 26, 2010 4:09pm
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Sage

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2,070 posts
Jan 26, 2010 4:12 PM
i prefer drugs
Jan 26, 2010 4:12pm
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Apple

Prost!

2,620 posts
Jan 26, 2010 4:36 PM
It's no different to me than alcohol. There is no reason why the state can't "control" it (tax it and usage laws) in the same manner as they have done for centuries with alcohol.
Jan 26, 2010 4:36pm
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BORIStheCrusher

drunk

1,893 posts
Jan 26, 2010 4:45 PM
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to, too.
Jan 26, 2010 4:45pm
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bases_loaded

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Jan 26, 2010 6:05 PM
BORIStheCrusher wrote: I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to, too.
Funny at the time...looking back and knowing he died so young, not as funny...but still a great line.
Jan 26, 2010 6:05pm
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Big_Mirg_ZHS

Recovering Pothead

2,079 posts
Jan 29, 2010 4:21 AM
anyone got a minute?
Jan 29, 2010 4:21am
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Trueblue23

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Jan 29, 2010 4:30 AM
Big_Mirg_ZHS wrote: anyone got a minute?
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Jan 29, 2010 4:30am
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Trueblue23

BASEDgod

7,463 posts
Jan 29, 2010 4:38 AM
Best things in the world while smoking:

Music
Eminem
Dr. Dre
Pink Floyd
Neil Young
Led Zeppelin
The Doors
The Who
Bone Thugs N Harmony
Lil Wayne
T.I.
Willie Nelson
Jimi Hendrix


TV Shows
That 70s Show
Wheel of Fortune
Cash Cab
ANYTHING on the History Channel

Food/Drinks
MOUNTAIN DEW
Bud Light
Hawaiin Punch
Gatorade
Nachos
Pizza
POPCORN

Activities
Sitting
Being a passenger in a moving vehicle
Sitting on a roof in the middle of the night
Camp fire
Guitar Hero
Jan 29, 2010 4:38am
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believer

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8,153 posts
Jan 29, 2010 4:40 AM
Legalize it and I'll build a pot bar in my basement to celebrate.

I can see it now....TOP SHELF will have Kona Bud & Thai Stick for holidays & special occasions, MIDDLE SHELF will contain Columbian Gold for Big Game Weekends (break out the community bong!), and BOTTOM SHELF will contain my own home grown for daily use.

Tastes great, less filling...NO WAIT....I forgot about the muchies bar.

Life is good.
Jan 29, 2010 4:40am
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Big_Mirg_ZHS

Recovering Pothead

2,079 posts
Jan 29, 2010 5:04 AM
Late night blunt ride with me and jtizzle.
Jan 29, 2010 5:04am
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fortfan

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339 posts
Jan 29, 2010 7:22 AM
Never tried it.
Jan 29, 2010 7:22am