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Jan 14, 2010 9:07 PM
gut wrote: Anything with Steven Seagal in it!
I love the old "braindead" Seagal and Arnold movies from the 80's. Hard to Kill, Under Siege, Commando, etc. I love that Seagal, Arny, and Stallone spoke as little as possible, but had high body counts.:D

EDIT: I feel bad for leaving out Jean-Claude and his awesomely bad movies like Lionheart and Bloodsport.
Jan 14, 2010 9:07pm
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gut

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Jan 14, 2010 9:10 PM
wes_mantooth wrote: I love the old "braindead" Seagal and Arnold movies from the 80's. Hard to Kill, Under Siege, Commando, etc. I love that Seagal, Arny, and Stallone spoke as little as possible, but had high body counts.:D
I always liked that Seagal never messed around or got cute. He just broke the guy's arm or knee cap...or teeth...and moved on.
Jan 14, 2010 9:10pm
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Jan 14, 2010 9:11 PM
wes_mantooth wrote:
EDIT: I feel bad for leaving out Jean-Claude and his awesomely bad movies like Lionheart and Bloodsport.
Jean-Claude deserves special mention for blatant and improper abuse of slow motion effects
Jan 14, 2010 9:11pm
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Jan 14, 2010 9:14 PM
rip34 wrote: To revoke my man card........ Ghost
If you replied Ghost? I doubt you ever got ur man card!!
Jan 14, 2010 9:14pm
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Jan 14, 2010 9:14 PM
gut wrote:
wes_mantooth wrote:
EDIT: I feel bad for leaving out Jean-Claude and his awesomely bad movies like Lionheart and Bloodsport.
Jean-Claude deserves special mention for blatant and improper abuse of slow motion effects
Jan 14, 2010 9:14pm
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Jan 14, 2010 9:22 PM
BigAppleBuckeye wrote: Grandma's Boy! That movie rocks.

Grandma's Boy is hilarious and not that terrible of a movie.
Jan 14, 2010 9:22pm
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Jan 14, 2010 9:54 PM
Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon



Complete with 80's Montage

And the inspiration behind my avatar, the one and only Mother F'N Shogun of Harlem

Jan 14, 2010 9:54pm
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Benny The Jet

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Jan 14, 2010 9:59 PM
King Kong Lives...sooooo bad, but love it. Found it on ebay and bought it.
Jan 14, 2010 9:59pm
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Jan 14, 2010 10:02 PM
Transporter
Transporter 2
(pretty much anything with Jason Statham in it ... except for the Italian Job remake, with which I was pleasantly surprised)

Shoot 'Em Up (Clive Owen)
Jan 14, 2010 10:02pm
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Jan 14, 2010 10:04 PM


Masters of the Universe- I probably watched this a thousand times when I was young

Ivan Drago as He-Man
Jan 14, 2010 10:04pm
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Timber

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Jan 14, 2010 11:07 PM
Gotta go with Porky's... A true classic! Yet I think it would fall into this category.

"Porky... the boys from Angel Beach are here"
Jan 14, 2010 11:07pm
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Jan 15, 2010 12:06 AM
fifth element-terrible but i watch every time its on

27 dresses-man card revoked
Jan 15, 2010 12:06am
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Jan 15, 2010 12:14 AM
Not Another Teen Movie

and

Freddy Got Fingered

for sure
Jan 15, 2010 12:14am
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Jan 15, 2010 12:15 AM
Porky's is probably the classic answer to this thread.
Even when it was a new movie..."way back when"...when I was in high school, we went to it, knowing, this is a "BAD" movie but it is really funny!
I'm a big 0ld adult n0w, but ...when I catch it on cable...it is still really funny!
Jan 15, 2010 12:15am
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Jan 15, 2010 3:02 AM
Horrible Up The Academy

Mancard revokable The Notebook
Jan 15, 2010 3:02am
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Jan 15, 2010 3:23 AM
Conversation begins and ends with

Jan 15, 2010 3:23am
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gut

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Jan 15, 2010 6:17 AM
killdeer wrote: Porky's is probably the classic answer to this thread.
3 Porky's movies cannot possibly trump Seagal's entire body of work
Jan 15, 2010 6:17am
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Jan 15, 2010 6:32 AM
I completely forgot about Porky's. The meeting in the principal's office was one of the funniest moments I have ever witnessed in any film. Miss Ballbreaker is hilarious.
Jan 15, 2010 6:32am
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oldtriple

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Jan 15, 2010 7:45 AM
Come guys you are missing the most awesome worst movie ever made:

"Tremors"
Jan 15, 2010 7:45am
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Jan 15, 2010 8:31 AM
oldtriple wrote: Come guys you are missing the most awesome worst movie ever made:

"Tremors"
YES!
Jan 15, 2010 8:31am
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fortfan

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Jan 15, 2010 8:39 AM
50 First Dates
Jan 15, 2010 8:39am
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Jan 15, 2010 8:44 AM
Gotta agree with the Snakes on a Plane nomination.

Man Card Revokable - P.S. I Love You
Jan 15, 2010 8:44am
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Squirmydog

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Jan 15, 2010 9:23 AM
Krush Groove. Lousy movie that sent the rap genre into the stratasphere. Silly bad plot. Marginal acting. Outstanding music.
Jan 15, 2010 9:23am
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enigmaax

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Jan 15, 2010 9:30 AM
Flesh Gordon
Jan 15, 2010 9:30am
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Jan 15, 2010 10:45 AM
enigmaax wrote: Flesh Gordon
I assume that wasn't a typo and referred to the pornoriffic parody of Flash Gordon. :D
Jan 15, 2010 10:45am