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skank

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Jan 13, 2010 7:26 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote:
skank wrote: It all backfired on Sage though when he tried to kill me. I was in the kitchen getting a snack after slappin the meat to this ho, all of a sudden Sage and his...."crew", bust in the door with their uzi's, or whatever wannabe thug gang bangers "carry" these days. I managed to escape, but after shreading up my "crib", and killing the innocent ho whom, did I mention I just got done doinking? They surveyed their damage, then and only then did they realize that Sage had just killed his mama. He then, as he admitted to in an earlier post, had sex with her corpse.
FAIL
I admit it was weak, but I'm tellin ya sage, as soon as your mom gets here, I'm showing this to her, we'll see what she thinks of it.
Jan 13, 2010 7:26pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 13, 2010 7:28 PM
skank wrote:
ernest_t_bass wrote:FAIL
I admit it was weak, but I'm tellin ya sage, as soon as your mom gets here, I'm showing this to her, we'll see what she thinks of it.
FAIL
Jan 13, 2010 7:28pm
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SportsAndLady

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Jan 13, 2010 7:28 PM
Message to Society:

Stop trying to be funny. "your hand" jokes--if you can even call them that--are not funny.
Jan 13, 2010 7:28pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 13, 2010 7:29 PM
SportsAndLady wrote: Message to Society:

Stop trying to be funny. "your hand" jokes--if you can even call them that--are not funny.
I laughed at them.
Jan 13, 2010 7:29pm
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said_aouita

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Jan 13, 2010 7:29 PM
pics or it didn't happen.
Jan 13, 2010 7:29pm
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Gardens35

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Jan 13, 2010 8:11 PM
NO ALL CAPS!


Thread Closed.
Jan 13, 2010 8:11pm
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Jan 13, 2010 8:20 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote:
SportsAndLady wrote: Message to Society:

Stop trying to be funny. "your hand" jokes--if you can even call them that--are not funny.
I laughed at them.
Well then you are a fucking loser
Jan 13, 2010 8:20pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jan 13, 2010 8:23 PM
SportsAndLady wrote:
ernest_t_bass wrote:
SportsAndLady wrote: Message to Society:

Stop trying to be funny. "your hand" jokes--if you can even call them that--are not funny.
I laughed at them.
Well then you are a fucking loser

Burn!
Jan 13, 2010 8:23pm
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skank

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Jan 13, 2010 8:23 PM
I second that.
Jan 13, 2010 8:23pm
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Jan 13, 2010 8:39 PM
Hey Sage, lemme get an 8ball of that Zwick!
Jan 13, 2010 8:39pm
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Jan 13, 2010 9:17 PM
Very interesting.
Jan 13, 2010 9:17pm
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Heretic

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Jan 13, 2010 9:41 PM
After reading both this post and Zwick's rebuttal, I have to give Sage the win by about a 104-2 margin (in a standard NFL game where the two is given via pity-safety).

Sage's was an acid trip in words and pics. Zwick's rebuttal was a generic "look at the loser" diatribe. No creativity. Well, there were some good lines, but you didn't really look outside the box. It was too predictable and tired...like a collection of "cool story, bro" pics. And you're hurt by Skank's back-up. Your stuff was decent, but bland. His is just weak sauce, which by association, detracts from you.
Jan 13, 2010 9:41pm
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puffyisback

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Jan 13, 2010 9:47 PM
spoken like only sage could... well done bro, well done
Jan 13, 2010 9:47pm
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HitsRus

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Jan 13, 2010 11:26 PM
well at least the math was right.


FYI it's not massiLOLian.....it's Massholellonian
Jan 13, 2010 11:26pm
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Jan 13, 2010 11:31 PM
Heretic wrote: After reading both this post and Zwick's rebuttal, I have to give Sage the win by about a 104-2 margin (in a standard NFL game where the two is given via pity-safety).

Sage's was an acid trip in words and pics. Zwick's rebuttal was a generic "look at the loser" diatribe. No creativity. Well, there were some good lines, but you didn't really look outside the box. It was too predictable and tired...like a collection of "cool story, bro" pics. And you're hurt by Skank's back-up. Your stuff was decent, but bland. His is just weak sauce, which by association, detracts from you.
I could not have said it any better!! Exactly.
Jan 13, 2010 11:31pm
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Jan 13, 2010 11:41 PM
classic lol.. 3 internetz to you /b/rother
Jan 13, 2010 11:41pm
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Jan 14, 2010 6:34 AM
Heretic wrote:
Sage's was an acid trip in words and pics. Zwick's rebuttal was a generic "look at the loser" diatribe.
Exactly.. Sage is in neverland and, like my title said, I said how it really is. Reality is harsh for some people.
Jan 14, 2010 6:34am
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Jan 14, 2010 7:02 AM
I can't believe I actually read this drivel. Pathetic.
Jan 14, 2010 7:02am
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Jan 14, 2010 7:23 AM
Love this.
Jan 14, 2010 7:23am
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SQ_Crazies

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Jan 14, 2010 9:20 AM
Wow, this is retarded.
Jan 14, 2010 9:20am
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zambrown

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Jan 14, 2010 9:29 AM
After reading that, I have this uncontrollable craving for a shower. Wow.
Jan 14, 2010 9:29am
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Chesapeake

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Jan 14, 2010 9:35 AM
I don't know what all of that is but it looks cool.

Feel like I just sat through the a rap video debut or something.
Jan 14, 2010 9:35am
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Jan 14, 2010 9:38 AM
Chesapeake wrote: I don't know what all of that is but it looks cool.

Feel like I just sat through the a rap video debut or something.


This is Eminem vs. Mariah
Jan 14, 2010 9:38am