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Little Danny

Senior Member

4,288 posts
Jan 12, 2010 6:27 PM
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.
Jan 12, 2010 6:27pm
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Jan 12, 2010 6:27 PM
sleeper wrote: Aren't you a little fat to be raping young men?
Why you gotta call Coyote fat?
Jan 12, 2010 6:27pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jan 12, 2010 6:46 PM
GoChiefs wrote: Coyote: Want some candy?
mtrulz: Oh goody! Heck yes!
Coyote: Well come with me..it's in the back of my van.

Never fails for him!
I like Coyote and mtrulz, but I laughed my a$$ off at this.
Jan 12, 2010 6:46pm
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David St. Hubbins

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205 posts
Jan 12, 2010 6:47 PM
Do you work at Subway? Cuz you're giving me a footlong.

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see.
Jan 12, 2010 6:47pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jan 12, 2010 6:47 PM
Nice shirt, wanna fu*k?
Jan 12, 2010 6:47pm
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eaglefutbol33

Junior Member

23 posts
Jan 12, 2010 6:48 PM
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Jan 12, 2010 6:48pm
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LJ

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16,351 posts
Jan 12, 2010 6:50 PM
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Jan 12, 2010 6:50pm
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CofCBrugs87

Junior Member

10 posts
Jan 12, 2010 6:51 PM
Me: How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: haha idk
Me: enough to break the ice....my name is (insert name here)
Jan 12, 2010 6:51pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jan 12, 2010 7:50 PM
ernest_t_bass wrote: Nice shirt, wanna fu*k?
LJ wrote: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Nice pants, wanna fu*k?
Jan 12, 2010 7:50pm
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DaBrowns41

Senior Member

1,304 posts
Jan 12, 2010 7:53 PM
I like your pooper.
Jan 12, 2010 7:53pm
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eaglefutbol33

Junior Member

23 posts
Jan 13, 2010 12:13 AM
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Jan 13, 2010 12:13am
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I Wear Pants

Senior Member

16,223 posts
Jan 13, 2010 12:32 AM
I am on fire. Can you please, please get a fire extinguisher? I am burning very badly.

Is your father a thief? I think I raped him in prison.
Jan 13, 2010 12:32am
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karen lotz

TuTu Train

22,284 posts
Jan 13, 2010 12:56 AM
ernest_t_bass wrote:
ernest_t_bass wrote: Nice shirt, wanna fu*k?
LJ wrote: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Nice pants, wanna fu*k?
Nice tits, wanna fuck?
Jan 13, 2010 12:56am
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UA5straightin2008

WOMP WOMP WOMP

3,246 posts
Jan 13, 2010 1:01 AM
karen lotz wrote:
ernest_t_bass wrote:
ernest_t_bass wrote: Nice shirt, wanna fu*k?
LJ wrote: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Nice pants, wanna fu*k?
Nice tits, wanna fuck?
eh your face is alright, wanna fu*k?
Jan 13, 2010 1:01am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jan 13, 2010 7:13 AM
I Wear Pants... I laughed.
Jan 13, 2010 7:13am
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Heelz

Senior Member

780 posts
Jan 13, 2010 8:07 AM
Are those space pants? That ass is out of this world!
Jan 13, 2010 8:07am
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Jan 13, 2010 8:13 AM
Would you like to go to the pants party?
Jan 13, 2010 8:13am
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noquarter

Member

62 posts
Jan 13, 2010 8:55 AM
got any fries to go with that shake?
Jan 13, 2010 8:55am
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queencitybuckeye

Senior Member

7,117 posts
Jan 13, 2010 8:58 AM
'You're a fabulous babe. Why don't we swing by the Airport Mariott for a couple of hours? Bring a dropcloth, you'll need it".
Jan 13, 2010 8:58am
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justcompete

Senior Member

263 posts
Jan 13, 2010 10:53 AM
You wanna fu*k, or should I appologise?
Jan 13, 2010 10:53am
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chevy67

Junior Member

11 posts
Jan 13, 2010 12:54 PM
If we were both squirrels could i bust my nut in your hole.
Jan 13, 2010 12:54pm