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SnotBubbles

Jan 6, 2010 12:05 PM
I was at a place last night and when I came out I saw some white guy having sex with my sheep. I said "WTF dude?" He started apologizing and talking about how he thought it was his sheep. I said, "no worries, man...I figured that." It was the first time I ever saw a white person turn red.
Jan 6, 2010 12:05pm
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Jan 6, 2010 12:06 PM
Hey,uhhhhh......Sheep Fucker.....Do you need assistance?!?!?!??!?
Jan 6, 2010 12:06pm
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Jan 6, 2010 12:07 PM
Cool Story Bro.
Jan 6, 2010 12:07pm
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trackandccrunner

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Jan 6, 2010 12:08 PM
Dude.... you said you wouldn't tell anyone!!
Jan 6, 2010 12:08pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 6, 2010 12:08 PM
trackandccrunner wrote: Dude.... you said you wouldn't tell anyone!!
I didn't say your name dude.
Jan 6, 2010 12:08pm
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Jan 6, 2010 12:23 PM
Bunch of sick bastards I tell you!
Jan 6, 2010 12:23pm
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Jan 6, 2010 12:26 PM
So your point is no one can have sex with your sheep but you?
Jan 6, 2010 12:26pm
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Jan 6, 2010 12:27 PM
majorspark wrote: So your point is no one can have sex with your sheep but you?
WLS/Snot is a very jealous man.
Jan 6, 2010 12:27pm
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Jan 6, 2010 12:34 PM
I'm waiting for Tiernan to say there is no beastiality in Ohio.
Jan 6, 2010 12:34pm
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Jan 6, 2010 12:34 PM
SnotBubbles wrote: I was at a place last night and when I came out I saw some white guy having sex with my sheep. I said "WTF dude?" He started apologizing and talking about how he thought it was his sheep. I said, "no worries, man...I figured that." It was the first time I ever saw a white person turn red.
...you white people is jus silly!
Jan 6, 2010 12:34pm
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Jan 6, 2010 12:43 PM
majorspark wrote: So your point is no one can have sex with your sheep but you?
How would you feel if you got an STD from YOUR sheep because some other dude was plugging them while you were away?

That's what I thought.
Jan 6, 2010 12:43pm
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Jan 6, 2010 12:44 PM
Oh I get it, because some white guy used the word black to desrcibe a black person, this thread is needed. Black people are racists.
Jan 6, 2010 12:44pm
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Jan 6, 2010 12:48 PM
wow I thought something was fishy about that wls guy but wasnt sure.
Jan 6, 2010 12:48pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 6, 2010 1:20 PM
bases_loaded wrote: Oh I get it, because some white guy used the word black to desrcibe a black person, this thread is needed. Black people are racists.
Wait. I'm white. Revise your theory and resubmit for approval. Pronto.
Jan 6, 2010 1:20pm
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Jan 6, 2010 1:23 PM
Was it really necessary to mention that the guy was white? You could have just said 'some guy'.
Jan 6, 2010 1:23pm
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SnotBubbles

Jan 6, 2010 1:26 PM
But he was white. That's how myself described it to my other self. It's not racist.
Jan 6, 2010 1:26pm
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Hammerin'Hank

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Jan 6, 2010 2:35 PM
But was it a black sheep that he was with? That would make quite a difference. Wait, no I guess it wouldn't.
Jan 6, 2010 2:35pm
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Tiernan

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Jan 6, 2010 2:43 PM
Was he really Rammin' it to her?
Jan 6, 2010 2:43pm
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Jan 6, 2010 2:45 PM
This is bullshit. You guys shouldn't be making fun of people that have sex with animals. We are a sensitive, yet proud group.
Jan 6, 2010 2:45pm
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Jan 6, 2010 3:06 PM
wes_mantooth wrote: This is bullshit. You guys shouldn't be making fun of people that have sex with animals. We are a sensitive, yet proud group.
baaaaa our butts hurt!
Jan 6, 2010 3:06pm
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Jan 6, 2010 3:11 PM
Hey, hey, take that pic to the NSFW forum. Gross.
Jan 6, 2010 3:11pm
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Jan 6, 2010 3:20 PM
wes_mantooth wrote: This is bullshit. You guys shouldn't be making fun of people that have sex with animals. We are a sensitive, yet proud group.

So... do you like your sheep freshly shorn? or full out bushy?

:D
Jan 6, 2010 3:20pm
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Jan 6, 2010 3:34pm
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Jan 6, 2010 3:35 PM
BAAAAAAA sounds like YAAAAAAAAAAH
Jan 6, 2010 3:35pm
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Jan 6, 2010 4:26 PM
He was only embareASSED because you cought him with the FAT AND UGLY one:P
Jan 6, 2010 4:26pm