How Do We All Feel About HJs?

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Oct 29, 2015 1:38 PM
ernest_t_bass;1759712 wrote:They're dumb. HSAF
I'd let your sister give me one.
Oct 29, 2015 1:38pm
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Oct 29, 2015 2:37 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1759718 wrote:I'd let your sister give me one.
This is still a joke...?
Oct 29, 2015 2:37pm
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Oct 29, 2015 3:32 PM
Just Handjobs alone are not the best but I do like HJ/BJ finishes

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Oct 29, 2015 3:32pm
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Oct 29, 2015 6:49 PM
ZWICK 4 PREZ;1759552 wrote:Like I'm totally onboard with a hand job
Especially if there's like lube or some shit around
In a weird way, I actually prefer it to head
There's no guilt
No guilt at all
In fact, it feels just as good to me too if not better
I think it's a dick sensitivity issue
At the same time there's no way that you should complain about such a thing
Oct 29, 2015 6:49pm
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Oct 29, 2015 6:49 PM
A little hand during the BJ is good but I'd rather do myself then have a girl give me a HJ. I feel like prude girls or girls who hate giving head are the ones who like to give HJ.

The girls that give the best head are the ones who enjoy doing it. Some girls get off on doing it and having the power over the guy and those girls are always awesome. I had a fuck buddy once who wasn't really into head but loved getting a facial at the end so that was always fun.

Always Reciprocate though can't be a one way street.
Oct 29, 2015 6:49pm
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Oct 29, 2015 7:49 PM
sherm03;1759613 wrote:I was traumatized by a girl giving me an HJ, so I am not on board with them. My freshman year of college, there was a girl that invited me back to her room. We messed around a bit and then she told me she was a virgin and she didn't want to have sex, but said she'd give me the ol' fashioned. I begrudgingly accepted. Then she says to me, "let me know when you're getting close." I thought that meant she didn't want any clean up and was going to put it in her mouth...which would have been alright by me. As I was about to blow, I told her and she smacked her other hand over my dick like she was trying to slam a cap on a Diet Coke bottle after dropping in some Mentos. It was horrible. I immediately left and swore off ever getting an HJ again.


Also...mad props to Zwick for the Lil Dicky reference in this thread.
Hahahaha made my day
Oct 29, 2015 7:49pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Oct 30, 2015 8:01 AM
Laley23;1759727 wrote:This is still a joke...?
Yes - his sister is hot and that's not a joke.
Oct 30, 2015 8:01am
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Oct 30, 2015 11:25 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1759810 wrote:Yes - his sister is hot and that's not a joke.
How about the Mom? (you know...back in the day)
Oct 30, 2015 11:25am
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Nov 2, 2015 1:12 AM
Fab4Runner;1759547 wrote:I think they are dumb and stupid, and I would rather not ever give one. Thoughts?
If you're not using your mouth, you're doing it wrong.
Fab4Runner;1759558 wrote:I feel like this is false. You have way more experience than me, so I am sure you're better at it.
I agree with this. Not only do I have more experience I also know what feels good and what doesn't.
Nov 2, 2015 1:12am
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Commander of Awesome

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Nov 2, 2015 5:51 PM
Dead technology. No thanks.
Nov 2, 2015 5:51pm
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O-Trap

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Nov 2, 2015 9:14 PM
Getting a HJ is like wanting a sugary cereal for breakfast and getting Kix. It's okay, but everyone involved knows that it's not what you were hoping for.

In public, sometimes it's that or nothing, though.
Nov 2, 2015 9:14pm
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Nov 2, 2015 11:50 PM
O-Trap;1760501 wrote:Getting a HJ is like wanting a sugary cereal for breakfast and getting Kix.
It's more like getting cheerios. Eh no thanks I guess I wasn't that hungry after all
Nov 2, 2015 11:50pm
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Nov 3, 2015 12:10 AM
FatHobbit;1760533 wrote:It's more like getting cheerios. Eh no thanks I guess I wasn't that hungry after all
I mean, it's not a BAD thing, but let's be honest. Nobody goes out with a girl thinking, "Oh, man. I hope I get a handy tonight."
Nov 3, 2015 12:10am
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Wally

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Nov 3, 2015 6:38 AM
I'd take it right now.
Nov 3, 2015 6:38am
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Nov 3, 2015 1:33 PM
They are ok. Dont like the hammer fists to the balls. Mold it like pottery.
Nov 3, 2015 1:33pm
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Nov 3, 2015 1:39 PM
my girlfriend's arms are too short to give a hj.
Nov 3, 2015 1:39pm
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Nov 3, 2015 3:30 PM
SizzlePig;1760650 wrote:my girlfriend's arms are too short to give a hj.
Only because she is your wife...
Nov 3, 2015 3:30pm
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Nov 3, 2015 3:32 PM


Only because she ^ is your wife
Nov 3, 2015 3:32pm
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Nov 3, 2015 3:43 PM
Old Rider;1760698 wrote:

Only because she ^ is your wife
this woman doesn't skip leg day.
Nov 3, 2015 3:43pm
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Nov 4, 2015 9:14 AM
Old Rider;1760698 wrote:
Only because she ^ is your wife
my wife is beautiful. just look at those tits.

Nov 4, 2015 9:14am
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Nov 7, 2015 7:00 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1759677 wrote:No guy asks for a handjob, they only settle for them when the girl won't give a blow job.
raiderbuck;1759678 wrote:If that's all I'm getting, then forget it. But if it leads to other stuff, then I'm down.
This; on both posts.
Nov 7, 2015 7:00am