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Azubuike24

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Jul 10, 2015 4:58 PM
Yeah, you don't get "the chef", just their food.

Also, the problem with "banging the chef" is, what if they send you this?

Jul 10, 2015 4:58pm
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Jul 10, 2015 5:09 PM
Azubuike24;1740274 wrote:Yeah, you don't get "the chef", just their food.

Also, the problem with "banging the chef" is, what if they send you this?

During his drug years he would've sucked your dick for some rocks. Right up steub's alley
Jul 10, 2015 5:09pm
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steubbigred

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Jul 10, 2015 6:01 PM
DeyDurkie5;1740275 wrote:During his drug years he would've sucked your dick for some rocks. Right up steub's alley
you were born from the load I put in your mothers ass so fuck you
Jul 10, 2015 6:01pm
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Al Bundy

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Jul 10, 2015 7:04 PM
steubbigred;1740218 wrote:Tough call . TV-7,Computer-6,train set -2,Pet-6,full kitchen -6 Hygene-3 =30 points If I cut it in half then add library-4 and pool table-1 for 35
So you chose the pet over the girl? Is it because the girl is willing to have sex with you, and Steubenville guys prefer to force unwilling girls?
Jul 10, 2015 7:04pm
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Fab4Runner

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Jul 10, 2015 7:08 PM
Spock;1740269 wrote:wouldnt the green house and the skylight pretty much be the same thing?

You could bang the chef for half the points (just offer them some of that money)

None of you have chosen any hygiene products. What are you wiping your ass with?


So I go with:

Chef- 9 points
green house- 2 points
hygiene products- 3 points
TV - 7 points
medical care- 2 points
workout room- 4 points (negotiated to have batting cage removed, baseball sucks)
cell phone- 3 points
Four of us said it.
Jul 10, 2015 7:08pm
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Jul 10, 2015 7:27 PM
Spock;1740269 wrote:None of you have chosen any hygiene products. What are you wiping your ass with?
The mayo clinic can take care of that for me.
Jul 10, 2015 7:27pm
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friendfromlowry

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Jul 11, 2015 12:06 AM
Why the hell is reducing your payout to $0 for five extra points even an option?
Jul 11, 2015 12:06am
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steubbigred

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Jul 11, 2015 2:42 AM
Al Bundy;1740286 wrote:So you chose the pet over the girl? Is it because the girl is willing to have sex with you, and Steubenville guys prefer to force unwilling girls?
Mind your own business you disease infested vermin.
Jul 11, 2015 2:42am
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Al Bundy

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Jul 11, 2015 8:45 AM
steubbigred;1740341 wrote:Mind your own business you disease infested vermin.
To each his own....I just found it strange that you said you would rather have sex with a dog than a girl for 10 years. Maybe the supreme court will have ruled marriage legal by the time your 10 years are up.
Jul 11, 2015 8:45am
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steubbigred

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Jul 11, 2015 5:33 PM
Al Bundy;1740358 wrote:To each his own....I just found it strange that you said you would rather have sex with a dog than a girl for 10 years. Maybe the supreme court will have ruled marriage legal by the time your 10 years are up.
I said I would have a pet not have sex with a pet you demented ,twisted, perverted, micro penis,non ass getting transgender.
Jul 11, 2015 5:33pm
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Al Bundy

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Jul 11, 2015 6:14 PM
steubbigred;1740395 wrote:I said I would have a pet not have sex with a pet you demented ,twisted, perverted, micro penis,non ass getting transgender.
Whatever floats your boat...I just find it strange that prefer a dog over a "stunningly attractive 18 year old." What kind of dogs are you attracted to?
Jul 11, 2015 6:14pm
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steubbigred

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Jul 11, 2015 6:35 PM
Al Bundy;1740400 wrote:Whatever floats your boat...I just find it strange that prefer a dog over a "stunningly attractive 18 year old." What kind of dogs are you attracted to?
Well I was pretty drunk that night i fucked your mother so at the time she didn't look too bad so....you figure..
Jul 11, 2015 6:35pm
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friendfromlowry

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Jul 11, 2015 8:48 PM
steubbigred;1740341 wrote:Mind your own business you disease infested vermin.
Al Bundy;1740358 wrote:To each his own....I just found it strange that you said you would rather have sex with a dog than a girl for 10 years. Maybe the supreme court will have ruled marriage legal by the time your 10 years are up.
steubbigred;1740395 wrote:I said I would have a pet not have sex with a pet you demented ,twisted, perverted, micro penis,non ass getting transgender.
Al Bundy;1740400 wrote:Whatever floats your boat...I just find it strange that prefer a dog over a "stunningly attractive 18 year old." What kind of dogs are you attracted to?
steubbigred;1740403 wrote:Well I was pretty drunk that night i fucked your mother so at the time she didn't look too bad so....you figure..
Shut the fuck up.
Jul 11, 2015 8:48pm
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steubbigred

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Jul 11, 2015 9:42 PM
friendfromlowry;1740415 wrote:Shut the fuck up.
Make me Bitch!!! and Al bundy is always the one who starts the shit so get your quotes right! I just finish it like i would finish him off with two quik hits and then piss all over his knocked out face . so fuck you too.
Jul 11, 2015 9:42pm
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Al Bundy

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Jul 11, 2015 10:05 PM
steubbigred;1740430 wrote:Make me Bitch!!! and Al bundy is always the one who starts the shit so get your quotes right! I just finish it like i would finish him off with two quik hits and then piss all over his knocked out face . so fuck you too.
You said you prefer a dog over a "stunningly attractive 18 year old who will have sex with you" before I said anything.
Jul 11, 2015 10:05pm
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steubbigred

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Jul 11, 2015 11:31 PM
Al Bundy;1740438 wrote:You said you prefer a dog over a "stunningly attractive 18 year old who will have sex with you" before I said anything.
I said pet you dumb motherfucker and who gives a fuck . I want my 10 million and then I can fuck as many women as I want. Your $20 whore mother not included .
Jul 11, 2015 11:31pm
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Sonofanump

Jul 12, 2015 12:20 AM
6 Kitchen
18 Woman
3 Mayo Care
3 Hygiene
are all a must.
Spending 4 on the library
I'll put the extra 1 on the pool table.
Jul 12, 2015 12:20am
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Uz2Bon36

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Jul 12, 2015 12:26 PM
full kitchen= 6
skylight=2
workout room=5
library=4
pool table=1
money upfront and stock market = 7
hygiene = 3
garden/greenhouse = 2
Jul 12, 2015 12:26pm
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sportchampps

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Jul 12, 2015 12:45 PM
Girl - 18
Kitchen - 6 (so she has something to do when we're not having sex)
Hygiene Products- 3 I want her clean while we have sex
XM Radio - 2 need something so I can tone her out while she complains
Pool Table - so I have another option of where to have sex
Jul 12, 2015 12:45pm
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HOF on coattails

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Jul 12, 2015 1:06 PM
Zero $ but taking two 18 year olds and unlimited fast food.
Jul 12, 2015 1:06pm
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Uz2Bon36

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Jul 12, 2015 1:16 PM
SportsAndLady;1740232 wrote: Can't go 10 years just fucking my hand.
You fucking liar.
Jul 12, 2015 1:16pm
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gut

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Jul 12, 2015 5:32 PM
Gotta have the greenhouse for some sunlight and food - assume I can grow everything I want and need so takes care of foods, pot and alcohol, as well (2). Gotta have the chick (18) - get my workouts in pumping her. And the Mayo doctor (3). And I guess I'll take the tv(7).

I'd do it a little differently if I was in my 20s.

And LMAO at the gun with 3 bullets - just in case the chick and dog drive you insane.
Jul 12, 2015 5:32pm
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gut

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Jul 12, 2015 5:41 PM
Damn, didn't even see the hygiene products.

Must have's to live:
Hygiene (3)
Greenhouse (2)...gotta have some sunlight, and I can grow stuff for beer and wine, and pot
Doctor (2)...no point in this if you're dead because you don't have medical care
full kitchen (6)...occurs to me I can't cook or even boil water otherwise....and because fuck vegetarian diet.

And I guess the library(4) and the chick(18) for half the money. I'll get my workouts/exercise in pumping her.



And LMAO at the gun with 3 bullets - just in case the chick and dog drive you insane.
Jul 12, 2015 5:41pm
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gut

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Jul 12, 2015 5:47 PM
steubbigred;1740462 wrote:I said pet you dumb motherfucker and who gives a fuck . I want my 10 million and then I can fuck as many women as I want. Your $20 whore mother not included .
My answer would change if I was in my 20s and could emerge after 10 years with $20M+ (stock market) and in great shape and, like you said, have all the women I want.
Jul 12, 2015 5:47pm
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HOF on coattails

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Jul 12, 2015 6:43 PM
The train set comes with a warehouse. Can I use the workshop and unlimited supplies/tools to make cool fun stuff to play with in the warehouse?
Jul 12, 2015 6:43pm