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Mar 30, 2015 12:21 PM
Classyposter58;1717275 wrote:Dude I've played pickup hockey games with people who played or currently play D1 hockey this year. I'm saying this cause they were maybe giving 50% effort and still owning. I guarantee if this guy went full go he would have destroyed your team
Pickup hockey games lol
Mar 30, 2015 12:21pm
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Mar 30, 2015 12:25 PM
He was...African American? No lie? WHOA!!
Mar 30, 2015 12:25pm
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Mar 30, 2015 12:52 PM
LOL at classy. We couldn't go thru a humblebrag thread without classy trying to impress everyone.
Mar 30, 2015 12:52pm
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Mar 30, 2015 12:57 PM
SportsAndLady;1717212 wrote:What part of Ohio are you from?
Northeast
Old Rider;1717219 wrote:So did you win or lose the game?
Lost by 3
TedSheckler;1717226 wrote:Found a pic of Dr. KnOiTaLL.

"Back in my day, I could throw a football quarter mile!"
Al Bundy;1717247 wrote:So you shut down Greg Little?
Pretty much, although his head wasn't square.
Scarlet_Buckeye;1717270 wrote:Definitely humblebrag. That was my 2nd thought.
Definitely, no denying it lol.
Classyposter58;1717275 wrote:Dude I've played pickup hockey games with people who played or currently play D1 hockey this year. I'm saying this cause they were maybe giving 50% effort and still owning. I guarantee if this guy went full go he would have destroyed your team
I guess that should tell you a little bit about the quarterback play in church league flag football. The guy certainly "owned" me on several plays, but they didn't get him the ball.
Mar 30, 2015 12:57pm
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Mar 30, 2015 1:48 PM
Al Bundy;1717247 wrote:So you shut down Greg Little?
Shit, leave him open, he can't catch. Not impressed now. Humblebrag diminished.
Mar 30, 2015 1:48pm
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Mar 30, 2015 2:53 PM
Sonofanump;1717319 wrote:Shit, leave him open, he can't catch. Not impressed now. Humblebrag diminished.
Dang it! :RpS_glare:
Mar 30, 2015 2:53pm
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Mar 30, 2015 3:43 PM
like_that;1717295 wrote:LOL at classy. We couldn't go thru a humblebrag thread without classy trying to impress everyone.
Lol seriously
Mar 30, 2015 3:43pm
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Mar 30, 2015 5:33 PM
Every church team has ringers.... It's an act God...
Mar 30, 2015 5:33pm
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Mar 31, 2015 3:33 AM
I'm not humble bragging? lol I was totally owned
Mar 31, 2015 3:33am
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Mar 31, 2015 5:54 AM
Dr. KnOiTaLL;1717158 wrote: I used intelligence to limit him to 3 catches for about 40 total yards

I've played with some real idiots (one is in prison now) that were corners and knew how to play off of a receiver. It doesn't take much intelligence.
Mar 31, 2015 5:54am
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Mar 31, 2015 7:52 AM
SportsAndLady;1717281 wrote:Pickup hockey games lol
You do realize he works out like every day, bro.
Mar 31, 2015 7:52am
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Mar 31, 2015 8:02 AM
ernest_t_bass;1717496 wrote:You do realize he works out like every day, bro.
It wasn't funny the first 100 times.
Mar 31, 2015 8:02am
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Mar 31, 2015 8:24 AM
friendfromlowry;1717503 wrote:It wasn't funny the first 100 times.
I think it is funny, because fuck classy.
Mar 31, 2015 8:24am
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Mar 31, 2015 8:38 AM
like_that;1717509 wrote:I think it is funny, because fuck classy.
Oh :-(
Mar 31, 2015 8:38am
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Mar 31, 2015 9:34 AM
friendfromlowry;1717503 wrote:It wasn't funny the first 100 times.
Bro.
Mar 31, 2015 9:34am
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Mar 31, 2015 10:53 AM
Last week I played in a pickup shuffleboard game and 3 guys were former members of the Love Boat....I managed to beat them but they were incredibly good.
Mar 31, 2015 10:53am
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Mar 31, 2015 10:55 AM
I was kicked out of a church softball league because I didn't attend.....I was a member of the church but guy from my church was running the league and wouldn't let me play.

/CSB
Mar 31, 2015 10:55am
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Mar 31, 2015 11:23 AM
I play in a pretty competitive flag football league here in pa. Hell the starting outside linebacker for the Bucs plays here in the summer and its full of ex college players and such. Quit being a ***** about it and just play lol


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Mar 31, 2015 11:23am
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Mar 31, 2015 11:56 AM
Ironman92;1717546 wrote:I was kicked out of a church softball league because I didn't attend.....I was a member of the church but guy from my church was running the league and wouldn't let me play.

/CSB
I got ejected from a church league game, last SB game I ever played.
Mar 31, 2015 11:56am
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Mar 31, 2015 4:33 PM
Crimson streak;1717553 wrote:I play in a pretty competitive flag football league here in pa. Hell the starting outside linebacker for the Bucs plays here in the summer and its full of ex college players and such.
/classy'd
Mar 31, 2015 4:33pm
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Mar 31, 2015 4:48 PM
Crimson streak;1717553 wrote:I play in a pretty competitive flag football league here in pa. Hell the starting outside linebacker for the Bucs plays here in the summer and its full of ex college players and such. Quit being a ***** about it and just play lol


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We've got a mount Union football bro here. Watch out people.
Mar 31, 2015 4:48pm
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Mar 31, 2015 5:51 PM
Dr. KnOiTaLL;1717158 wrote:Played in a game of flag football for a church league today against another local church team. Everyone on our roster is from the church and legitimately attends, but the team we played today, no lie, had an African American wide receiver who played for Louisville and also spent a short time in the NFL. Now, I'm all for competing and putting your best product on the field, but this fella certainly does not go to the other church. He's still only 28, so I think he gave up his NFL dream, but he could still fly. Luckily, even in my old age, I used intelligence to limit him to 3 catches for about 40 total yards, but it still kind of irritated me that a team would get a guy like that in a "friendly" church league.
Let me guess one of the Floyd brothers from Chaney?
Mar 31, 2015 5:51pm
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Mar 31, 2015 9:30 PM
DeyDurkie5;1717635 wrote:We've got a mount Union football bro here. Watch out people.
Lol really? I don't ever brag about playing for mount. I enjoy playing my flag football games, it's pretty much how I stay active since I pretty much work all the time or I have my daughter. I'm just saying stop being a ***** and just play who cares if the guy played in college or the NFL at one point


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Mar 31, 2015 9:30pm
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Apr 4, 2015 2:36 AM
I mean I understand you all think that he is humblebragging, but he failed to mention Jesus was playing free safety and was his help over the top. Also I'm almost certain Tebow was the gunner on his punt team......
Apr 4, 2015 2:36am