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Heretic

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Oct 20, 2014 4:47 PM
justincredible;1665197 wrote:New at 11: 36 children die on Halloween from candy laced with heroin.
Then someone is doing it wrong. You don't put enough in to kill children, just enough to make them want more so that you never have to worry about running out of prospective clients.
Oct 20, 2014 4:47pm
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1_beast

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Oct 20, 2014 4:52 PM
Heretic;1665209 wrote:Then someone is doing it wrong. You don't put enough in to kill children, just enough to make them want more so that you never have to worry about running out of prospective clients.
but he only found 1 box
Oct 20, 2014 4:52pm
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Scarlet_Buckeye

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Oct 20, 2014 5:58 PM
Buy Halloween candy... hand these out as candy for Halloween... That way, if someone gets ebola or sick from these, it's them and not you... And then you eat the 'safe' Halloween candy you bough.

Sounds like a win-win to me.
Oct 20, 2014 5:58pm
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friendfromlowry

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Oct 20, 2014 6:22 PM
ccrunner609;1665221 wrote:picking up food on exit ramps are for pour people
Smh.
Oct 20, 2014 6:22pm
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friendfromlowry

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Oct 20, 2014 6:23 PM
Take them to work and sell them for a dollar each. Say it's for a child's fundraising shit. Literally say that.
Oct 20, 2014 6:23pm
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thavoice

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Oct 20, 2014 6:29 PM
friendfromlowry;1665227 wrote:Take them to work and sell them for a dollar each. Say it's for a child's fundraising shit. Literally say that.
Hell...sell them for two bucks!
I wont buy anything that a parent is trying to sell for their kids for a fundraiser. The kid tracks me down? Sure..but the parent? I make sure my nephews and nieces ask and not their parents!
Oct 20, 2014 6:29pm
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Ironman92

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Oct 20, 2014 6:34 PM
friendfromlowry;1665227 wrote:Take them to work and sell them for a dollar each. Say it's for a child's fundraising shit. Literally say that.
Would've made $30 for sure.....(you always get cheated some leaving the envelope to pay)

Having a lot of FB fun with it.
Oct 20, 2014 6:34pm
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Ironman92

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Oct 20, 2014 6:34 PM
ccrunner609;1665221 wrote:picking up food on exit ramps are four poor people
FIFY
Oct 20, 2014 6:34pm
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gerb131

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Oct 20, 2014 8:03 PM
That's a score.
Oct 20, 2014 8:03pm
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WebFire

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Oct 20, 2014 8:32 PM
And...
ccrunner609;1665221 wrote:picking up food on exit ramps are for pour people
Smh.
Oct 20, 2014 8:32pm
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salto

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Oct 20, 2014 9:10 PM
Take them into work and secretly leave them in the break room for everyone.
Oct 20, 2014 9:10pm
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Glory Days

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Oct 20, 2014 9:39 PM
Ironman92;1665164 wrote:
Doubt homeless people eat 36 candy bars for lunch.
I would!
Oct 20, 2014 9:39pm
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salto

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Oct 20, 2014 9:52 PM
I wonder how large a rock of meth you could get for those.
Oct 20, 2014 9:52pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Oct 21, 2014 8:40 AM
Sell them to kids at school.
Oct 21, 2014 8:40am
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Old Rider

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Oct 21, 2014 4:18 PM
So have you eaten one yet? Or run a test with your dog?
Oct 21, 2014 4:18pm
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Ironman92

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Oct 21, 2014 5:40 PM
Ate 1....have given 5 away so far
Oct 21, 2014 5:40pm
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1_beast

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Oct 22, 2014 2:15 PM
wtf you giving them away? Sell them bitches.
Oct 22, 2014 2:15pm
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Ironman92

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Oct 22, 2014 5:36 PM
No Reese's Cup for 1 beast
Oct 22, 2014 5:36pm