Tiernan's World Cup 2014 Alternate Thread

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Jun 25, 2014 6:18pm
Tiernan;1629827 wrote:Thavoice nails it with his "cheap as fuck" observation. Any third world hell-hole can inflate a goat's bladder and then kick it around a dirt lot. I always love it when you see video of a bunch of Hajis dressed in their standard black pants and some kind of ugly ass print dress shirt screaming "yala y'all la yalllla yiyiyi" kicking a ball around wearing dress shoes in the middle of some kind of open market where they all sell rugs or brass pots.
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Jun 25, 2014 7:28pm
Tiernan just didn't want everyone to know about her blog about soccer.

Uncovered here.
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Tiernan
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Jun 25, 2014 8:54pm
^^^
Im gonna marry that chick.
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Tiernan
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Jun 26, 2014 7:23am
The US team should take markers and draw Hitler mustaches on themselves before tomorrow's match. How cool would that be?
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Tiernan
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Jun 26, 2014 12:45pm
Am I watching paint dry or grass grow during this 0 - 0 game?
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Jun 26, 2014 12:58pm
Watching an audience at a rock concert bounce around a beach ball before the show is more interesting than this.
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thavoice
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Jun 26, 2014 1:09pm
TedSheckler;1630371 wrote:Watching an audience at a rock concert bounce around a beach ball before the show is more interesting than this.
Then why watch?

We accidently caught some of the game sunday night when we went out to eat in Fayeteville. Totally didnt even know the game was going on.

When the US hosted it the last time I tried to really get into it. I watched as many games as possible and just still couldnt get interested so I dont even bother.
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Jun 26, 2014 1:14pm
I'm not watching. I'm watching my twitter feed. I want to hang myself just for reading all of it.
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Jun 26, 2014 1:42pm
So we lose, but we still move on? What a retarded sport.
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Jun 26, 2014 1:45pm
TedSheckler;1630404 wrote:So we lose, but we still move on? What a retarded sport.
Inorite? Maybe go back to your twitter feed.
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Jun 26, 2014 1:47pm
Yay losing! Go USA!
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Jun 26, 2014 2:50pm
Unfortunately for Ted, by taking this stance, he was putting himself in direct agreement with Tiernan, CCrunner and Ann Coulter — a place no one should ever desire to be.
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Tiernan
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Jun 26, 2014 3:55pm
Count me out of that orgy
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Jun 26, 2014 4:54pm
Match happening right now to figure out who we'll play next: Belgium (drawn with Korea Republic; most likely) or Algeria (losing to Russia; not likely).
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Jun 26, 2014 6:43pm
TedSheckler;1630404 wrote:So we lose, but we still move on? What a retarded sport.
Soooo, just like hockey?
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Jun 26, 2014 7:02pm
Does not compute.
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Jun 26, 2014 7:24pm
TedSheckler;1630529 wrote:Does not compute.
Group stage of the Olympics...

Same with basketball.
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Jun 26, 2014 7:32pm
You can't fix stupid.
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Jun 26, 2014 8:28pm
Laley23;1630524 wrote:Soooo, just like hockey?
Laley23;1630540 wrote:Group stage of the Olympics...

Same with basketball.
Well played. Reps.
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Tiernan
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Jun 26, 2014 9:57pm
It's nothing like hockey...quit trying to justify a dumass system that allowed a team with one win to advance to the next round. Hell if this team can continue to lose they may just win this thing.
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Jun 27, 2014 7:31am
Tiernan;1630733 wrote:Hell if this team can continue to lose they may just win this thing.
lol, now this is funny
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Jun 27, 2014 9:47am
Laley23;1630540 wrote:Group stage of the Olympics...

Same with basketball.
Sorry sweetie, Olympic hockey doesn't work like that. 12 teams play 3 preliminary games. These games just determine seeding of the 12 teams for final bracket. Each team advances out of group play, but I'm sure you already knew that.

You don't have to use a damn chart to determine if you can advance or are eliminated.

And who gives a fuck about basketball.
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Jun 27, 2014 10:24am
Not sure how else they are supposed to do it. Seems perfect to me. Do you think the only teams that should advance are the ones with 0 losses in 3 games?
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Jun 27, 2014 10:25am
Oh no we have to use a chart!! How laaaaame
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Jun 27, 2014 10:27am
TedSheckler;1630908 wrote:Sorry sweetie, Olympic hockey doesn't work like that. 12 teams play 3 preliminary games. These games just determine seeding of the 12 teams for final bracket. Each team advances out of group play, but I'm sure you already knew that.

You don't have to use a damn chart to determine if you can advance or are eliminated.

And who gives a fuck about basketball.
So you can lose and advance...just like I said.

At least this system requires you to do SOMETHING in the group stage. In hockey you can lose all 3 games and still win the fucking Gold. Retarded.