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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 6, 2014 2:37pm
This thread is for real sports fans that know Soccer should never be played by anyone older than 9 and aren't afraid to say so.
Call it "futbol" all you want Ricky Ricardo, you know it ain't don't you.
Call it "futbol" all you want Ricky Ricardo, you know it ain't don't you.
JD413
Posts: 131
Jun 6, 2014 5:34pm
lol
bases_loaded
Posts: 6,912
Jun 6, 2014 6:24pm
Soccer sucks
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Jun 6, 2014 8:18pm
JD must be tearnans Linus.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 7, 2014 8:50am
Guaranteed...if you played soccer in HS you told people the reason you'd never had a single date with a girl is because you were "dedicated" to your sport and needed to play on 2 travel teams, an indoor team and go to clinics. But those of us who played real sports knew it was because you were just a dweeb and probably wondered yourself if you might be gay.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Jun 7, 2014 8:51am
Aren't you single?Tiernan;1623423 wrote:Guaranteed...if you played soccer in HS you told people the reason you'd never had a single date with a girl is because you were "dedicated" to your sport and needed to play on 2 travel teams, an indoor team and go to clinics. But those of us who played real sports knew it was because you were just a dweeb and probably wondered yourself if you might be gay.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 7, 2014 1:57pm
Fuck...I wish! I have 3 wives in 3 different states I'm supporting. Lucky I'm loaded.DeyDurkie5;1623424 wrote:Aren't you single?
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 7, 2014 2:00pm
Durkie you strike me as the weird anti-social goth kid that was even below the Soccer / Field Hockey nerd strata. Amirite?
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Jun 7, 2014 2:22pm
He's married with kids. I know this because I saw his hot daughter getting gangbanged by the forwards of a local soccer team.DeyDurkie5;1623424 wrote:Aren't you single?
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 7, 2014 2:44pm
I always had you pegged as a Soccer nerd S&L, thanks for confirming. Anyone that doesn't know what the Mike LB is had to have been a grass faerie.
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Jun 7, 2014 2:47pm
nailed it. Green Day was on repeatTiernan;1623478 wrote:Durkie you strike me as the weird anti-social goth kid that was even below the Soccer / Field Hockey nerd strata. Amirite?
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Jun 7, 2014 3:06pm
Your daughter loves the mike LBs, they are always the most rough with her.Tiernan;1623490 wrote:I always had you pegged as a Soccer nerd S&L, thanks for confirming. Anyone that doesn't know what the Mike LB is had to have been a grass faerie.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 7, 2014 7:13pm
Jesus S&L that was a pathetic comeback...why didn't you just use "what you say is what you are" for all the thought that went into that weak shit. Christ Sparky I'm embarrassed for you...really sonny that was just pathetic, I expected more from you.
Tigerfan00
Posts: 3,427
Jun 7, 2014 9:57pm
Tiernan;1623477 wrote:Fuck...I wish! I have 3 wives in 3 different states I'm supporting. Lucky I'm loaded.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 7, 2014 11:27pm
The nut job Frankie Hedjuk says the USA can't beat Ghana...are you fkg kidding me? the USA can't beat Ghana!? The only thing the USA should ever lose to Ghana is boiling a white guy wearing a jungle hat in a large pot.
Mohican00
Posts: 3,394
Jun 8, 2014 2:20pm
Right? I mean the US would never lose to Ghana.Tiernan;1623636 wrote:The nut job Frankie Hedjuk says the USA can't beat Ghana...are you fkg kidding me? the USA can't beat Ghana!? The only thing the USA should ever lose to Ghana is boiling a white guy wearing a jungle hat in a large pot.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 9, 2014 6:48am
Does Ghana wear loincloth and carry spears?
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 13, 2014 8:15am
Scores last night from the World Cup...
Brazil 3 / Croatia 1
Brazilian Police 14 / Protestors 0
Brazilian Drug Cartels $1.3B / ODs on São Paulo streets since last week 11
Brazil 3 / Croatia 1
Brazilian Police 14 / Protestors 0
Brazilian Drug Cartels $1.3B / ODs on São Paulo streets since last week 11
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 14, 2014 1:13pm
Are any USA Americans watching this? Saw where some Euro Tulip Trash beat some Euro Spics.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Jun 14, 2014 10:51pm
You could be as stupid as it gets.ccrunner609;1626277 wrote:Soccer truly is dumb
1.. run around for 90 minutes and its a 0-0 or 1-0 game.
2. little 3 year old girls play it
3. Soccer in HS is overrated and most kids get made fun of (at least in my school the band and CC team makes fun of the soccer players)
4. Soccer is so unpopular as a major sport in the US that Subway has to use Pele for advertising because there aren't any famous soccer players that are from the US.
5. We cant find 11 players that can beat a 3rd world country team.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 14, 2014 11:51pm
S&L definitely played soccer in HS that's a given.
salto
Posts: 2,611
Jun 15, 2014 2:36am
Go teach kick ball.ccrunner609;1626277 wrote:Soccer truly is dumb
1.. run around for 90 minutes and its a 0-0 or 1-0 game.
2. little 3 year old girls play it
3. Soccer in HS is overrated and most kids get made fun of (at least in my school the band and CC team makes fun of the soccer players)
4. Soccer is so unpopular as a major sport in the US that Subway has to use Pele for advertising because there aren't any famous soccer players that are from the US.
5. We cant find 11 players that can beat a 3rd world country team.
rmolin73
Posts: 4,278
Jun 15, 2014 2:56am
Can't the same be said for cross country?ccrunner609;1626277 wrote:Soccer truly is dumb
1.. run around for 90 minutes and its a 0-0 or 1-0 game.
2. little 3 year old girls play it
3. Soccer in HS is overrated and most kids get made fun of (at least in my school the band and CC team makes fun of the soccer players)
4. Soccer is so unpopular as a major sport in the US that Subway has to use Pele for advertising because there aren't any famous soccer players that are from the US.
5. We cant find 11 players that can beat a 3rd world country team.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Jun 15, 2014 7:43am
I'd venture to say that every single soccer player would kick the shit out of every single member of the band/CC teamccrunner609;1626277 wrote:
3. Soccer in HS is overrated and most kids get made fun of (at least in my school the band and CC team makes fun of the soccer players)
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Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jun 15, 2014 8:16am
His number 1 actually made me lol. At least there is shit happening in 0-0 and 1-0 soccer games. There isn't a "sport" on this planet more boring to watch than CC.SportsAndLady;1626279 wrote:You could be as stupid as it gets.