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Tiernan
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Jun 15, 2014 8:50am
This thread is about "Pro" Soccer (an oxymoron for sure...) not the comparison of HS dweeb sports. The entire third world getting wound up about a game (ie not a sport) played by sheep herders, cheese makers, cobblers and terrorists is testimony to why the greatest nation on earth should suck at this idiotic activity (ie not a sport).
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Jun 15, 2014 11:51pm
Tiernan is bringing the lulz in this thread (definitely a first).
salto
Posts: 2,611
Jun 16, 2014 3:33am
Off the top of my head I can think of only two.Rotinaj;1626300 wrote:There isn't a "sport" on this planet more boring to watch than CC.
#1 race walking
#2 open water swimming races
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MontyBrunswick
Jun 16, 2014 9:01am
Nascar. Baseball. Golf. Plenty of boring sportsRotinaj;1626300 wrote:His number 1 actually made me lol. At least there is shit happening in 0-0 and 1-0 soccer games. There isn't a "sport" on this planet more boring to watch than CC.
SportsAndLady
Posts: 35,632
Jun 16, 2014 9:18am
Those sports aren't more boring than watching people (see: losers) run long distances.dlazz;1626642 wrote:Nascar. Baseball. Golf. Plenty of boring sports
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Jun 16, 2014 11:36am
Shit man! I just found this thread. I just saw soccer in the title and passed over it each time.
Soccer is for 3rd world countries.
Soccer is for 3rd world countries.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 16, 2014 5:32pm
Watching a load of DBs outside of Fados Pub wearing fkg scarves - is that a douchey soccer thing? - to watch Ghana beat the USA in a non-sport. Will Ghana wear bones in their noses?
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Jun 17, 2014 7:31am
Just saw a highlight of a soccer player with blood on his face. What happened, did another player get their period?
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 17, 2014 8:23am
grass cutTedSheckler;1627101 wrote:Just saw a highlight of a soccer player with blood on his face. What happened, did another player get their period?
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 17, 2014 8:27am
How about that super thrilling back and forth scoring game yesterday? It was hard to keep track of which team had the lead with all those goals being scored left and right. Which third world cesspool will the US play next?
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Jun 17, 2014 9:46am
Who cares?Tiernan;1627118 wrote:Which third world cesspool will the US play next?
DeyDurkie5
Posts: 11,324
Jun 17, 2014 9:49am
They play Portugal on Sunday TiernanTiernan;1627118 wrote:How about that super thrilling back and forth scoring game yesterday? It was hard to keep track of which team had the lead with all those goals being scored left and right. Which third world cesspool will the US play next?
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 17, 2014 10:28am
Who knew? ...Portugal is only 1/2 as large as Ghana? Less than entire NYC people live in Portugal. Ghana is less than NYC and Boston combined. Feel Proud of That Mighty Win Yet Soccer Fans!?!?DeyDurkie5;1627148 wrote:They play Portugal on Sunday Tiernan
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Jun 17, 2014 10:59am
It's FOOTBALL, you asshole.Tiernan;1627155 wrote:Feel Proud of That Mighty Win Yet Soccer Fans!?!?
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 17, 2014 11:27am
Ya mean FUTBOL don't ya dumass?
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Jun 17, 2014 1:20pm
We beat a team from a country that has a bunch of giraffes just walking around.
Nice socks, dick.
Nice socks, dick.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Jun 17, 2014 1:30pm
Look, Tiernan was wrong about something sports related again.
Ytowngirlinfla
Posts: 2,295
Jun 17, 2014 1:35pm
I love that you make fun of soccer when the majority of the best distance runners in the world come from Africa.ccrunner609;1627188 wrote:Wow we beat a country that doesnt have enough food to feed everyone. USA soccer = badass.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 17, 2014 3:10pm
Hell yes they better be fast to out run the lions! No brainer there.
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Tiernan
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Jun 17, 2014 3:13pm
HTF was I wrong Picky? I said the only thing Ghana should be better than us in - is boiling white guys in giant pots.Pick6;1627198 wrote:Look, Tiernan was wrong about something sports related again.
or..giraffe roping & Rhino 'rasslin.
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 17, 2014 3:24pm
Is your local paper showing pics of pimply faced 20 something's draped in American flags sitting in bars with other social rejects acting like Mexicans?
TedSheckler
Posts: 3,974
Jun 17, 2014 3:31pm
No. They're showing some United States Mutant Ninja Turtle that no one knows and won't know 3 weeks from now.Tiernan;1627231 wrote:Is your local paper showing pics of pimply faced 20 something's draped in American flags sitting in bars with other social rejects acting like Mexicans?
Heretic
Posts: 18,820
Jun 17, 2014 4:32pm
To the excitement of at least 11 people!ccrunner609;1627216 wrote:USA running is way better internationally than soccer
Rotinaj
Posts: 7,699
Jun 17, 2014 4:52pm
I think you are overestimating that number by about 12.Heretic;1627249 wrote:To the excitement of at least 11 people!
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Tiernan
Posts: 13,021
Jun 17, 2014 6:22pm
International Bicycling is exciting too