You gave her a fucking Mustang .... you dickZWICK 4 PREZ;1490331 wrote:I gave my car to a recent graduate for free. she works 40+ hour weeks and commutes twice as long to 2 colleges...and has even less than the girl you know.
She's even uglier than the girl you know too.
The GE manager gave one to me last week...thanks man.Belly35;1490425 wrote:I give out $25.00 Giant Eagle gift cards to people I think need a little help ... I hand it to the cashier and tell them it for that person or family. If I see the manager I give it to them to give out...
Tiernan;1490408 wrote:Point of reference justin...you don't really call it that do you? At least not with a straight face right?
Yeah. While I agree it's a little dopey sounding, it's standard terminology when adopting out a foster dog.BR1986FB;1490410 wrote:Why wouldn't he? That's standard terminology among fosters & shelters.
Well, assuming the new owners are worth a squirt of piss, it should be the animals "forever" home until it passes.justincredible;1490438 wrote:Yeah. While I agree it's a little dopey sounding, it's standard terminology when adopting out a foster dog.
Well in your defense, I'm sure the fries were getting hot.said_aouita;1490420 wrote:I told my manager to get the fuck out of my way at work today. It wasn't necessarily nice to my manager but I made some of my fellow employees laugh.
So that's nice.
So you interfered with nature playing out. That's not a nice thing, that's a jerk thing. Nice God complex.Manhattan Buckeye;1490415 wrote:I intervened and saved a swan on my morning run from getting its butt kicked if not killed.
:laugh:ZWICK 4 PREZ;1490459 wrote:Well in your defense, I'm sure the fries were getting hot.
Commander of Awesome;1490404 wrote:Nice humble brag thread ironman.
I am bow (wow wow) ing to Fab4Runner for her volunteering at a pet shelter. It takes a special person to do something like that. Sometimes when you come home, your pet is the only one happy to see you. I wish you the best of luck at the pet shelter... Just curious, do you have pets??? If not, get ready for one or two........I could turn down the best salesman in the world but a pets eyes don't lie.Fab4Runner;1490338 wrote:I will be volunteering at a pet shelter starting in September.
Yeah, I have a hard time visiting pet shelters without wanting to bring one home. I'd imagine it'd be a constant struggle to not bring one home with you.hang_loose;1490682 wrote:I am bow (wow wow) ing to Fab4Runner for her volunteering at a pet shelter. It takes a special person to do something like that. Sometimes when you come home, your pet is the only one happy to see you. I wish you the best of luck at the pet shelter... Just curious, do you have pets??? If not, get ready for one or two........I could turn down the best salesman in the world but a pets eyes don't lie.
DeadliestWarrior34;1490977 wrote:I fucked a fat chick to help her self-esteem.
FixedDeadliestWarrior34;1490977 wrote:I fucked my cousin to help her self-esteem.