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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Jul 1, 2013 4:15 PM
friendfromlowry;1466554 wrote:Why haven't we given more thought to the moat?
I missed that post the first time. I'll start digging tonight.

BTW, just found out that our neighbor also had her shit stolen. Full patio table set (4 chairs and a table).
Jul 1, 2013 4:15pm
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vdubb96

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Jul 1, 2013 4:20 PM
I believe this might even work better than a moat. you could put it right on the ohio river!

Jul 1, 2013 4:20pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Jul 1, 2013 4:22 PM
Legit.
Jul 1, 2013 4:22pm
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friendfromlowry

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Jul 1, 2013 4:23 PM
Actually, a few weeks ago, my fiance's car and mine were messed with. We accidently left them unlocked in our driveway. I don't keep anything in my car, but she had an old iPhone stolen that she was using to play music. Our neighbor who also leaves her van unlocked had something stolen, too. My house now has a moat and we've had any problems since.
Jul 1, 2013 4:23pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Jul 1, 2013 4:25 PM
friendfromlowry;1466559 wrote:Actually, a few weeks ago, my fiance's car and mine were messed with. We accidently left them unlocked in our driveway. I don't keep anything in my car, but she had an old iPhone stolen that she was using to play music. Our neighbor who also leaves her van unlocked had something stolen, too. My house now has a moat and we've had any problems since.
This happens on our street frequently. We've left our vehicles unlocked a few times and every single time it was rummaged through. I had an ipod nano stolen, my wife had cheap sunglasses taken.
Jul 1, 2013 4:25pm
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said_aouita

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Jul 1, 2013 5:21 PM
Some punk kid stole a few dollars with of quarters out of by buddies car. Luckily the neighbor saw them and called. My buddy drove the couple blocks to the grocery store and there they were loading up on cans of soda from the vending machine.
The youngsters were smart not to try running away.
Tigerfan00;1466569 wrote:Did this happen at a Cross Country event?

Nope. It was like 2am in st p.
Jul 1, 2013 5:21pm
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Tigerfan00

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Jul 1, 2013 5:26 PM
said_aouita;1466567 wrote:Some punk kid stole a few dollars with of quarters out of by buddies car. Luckily the neighbor saw them and called. My buddy drove the couple blocks to the grocery store and there they were loading up on cans of soda from the vending machine.
The youngsters were smart not to try running away.
Did this happen at a Cross Country event?
Jul 1, 2013 5:26pm
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Brudda o da bomber

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Jul 1, 2013 5:30 PM
there goes the neighborhood I guess.

If I were you, I would make my vehicles theft proof pronto!

Jul 1, 2013 5:30pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 1, 2013 5:33 PM
justincredible;1466560 wrote:This happens on our street frequently.
You should move.

Hope this helps.
Jul 1, 2013 5:33pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Jul 1, 2013 5:53 PM
dlazz;1466574 wrote:You should move.

Hope this helps.

If our cars are locked it isn't an issue. They don't break into them, just check if they are unlocked. But yes, I want to move.
Jul 1, 2013 5:53pm
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hasbeen

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Jul 1, 2013 6:05 PM
justincredible;1466590 wrote:If our cars are locked it isn't an issue. They don't break into them, just check if they are unlocked. But yes, I want to move.

Put semen on the inside of the door handles.
Jul 1, 2013 6:05pm
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Geronimo

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Jul 1, 2013 6:47 PM

Caucasian Shepherd....problem solved.
Jul 1, 2013 6:47pm
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Jul 1, 2013 9:12 PM
justincredible;1466546 wrote:At my mom's they have a thing that buzzes in the house whenever someone drives down their driveway. I am thinking of maybe putting something like this on the porch that would buzz in our bedroom if someone came on the porch at night.

Lol.....stray cats and things would wear you out.

like_that nailed it....those fake cameras and one of those security signs work perfectly...they won't even target you
Jul 1, 2013 9:12pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jul 1, 2013 9:33 PM
hasbeen;1466596 wrote:Put semen on the inside of the door handles.
Better yet, put semen in your mouth, and spit it at them when you catch them.
Jul 1, 2013 9:33pm
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

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Jul 1, 2013 9:37 PM
ernest_t_bass;1466715 wrote:Better yet, put semen in your mouth, and spit it at them when you catch them.
that wouldn't work for me, personally. However, sounds like an excellent suggestion for Justine.
Jul 1, 2013 9:37pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Jul 1, 2013 9:40 PM
hasbeen;1466716 wrote:that wouldn't work for me, personally. However, sounds like an excellent suggestion for Justine.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Jul 1, 2013 9:40pm
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

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Jul 1, 2013 9:47 PM
ernest_t_bass;1466718 wrote:Not that there's anything wrong with that.
of course not.
Jul 1, 2013 9:47pm
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Tigerfan00

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Jul 1, 2013 9:52 PM
hasbeen;1466716 wrote:that wouldn't work for me, personally. However, sounds like an excellent suggestion for Justine.
or CCrunner.
Jul 1, 2013 9:52pm
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Pick6

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Jul 1, 2013 10:24 PM
what do people from the ghetto need porch furniture for?
Jul 1, 2013 10:24pm
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Mohican00

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Jul 1, 2013 10:28 PM
Pick6;1466738 wrote:what do people from the ghetto need porch furniture for?
inside house furniture
Jul 1, 2013 10:28pm
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Jul 1, 2013 10:29 PM
Pick6;1466738 wrote:what do people from the ghetto need porch furniture for?
They probably took Justin's stuff to a local flea market to sell it. Caesar's Creek was busted last weekend for selling stolen goods.


Same thing happened to my parent's house last summer. Lost two good rocking chairs they bought from an amish store. Sucks man.
Jul 1, 2013 10:29pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Jul 2, 2013 9:55 AM
Mohican00;1466739 wrote:inside house furniture
lol'd
Jul 2, 2013 9:55am
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TedSheckler

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Jul 2, 2013 10:09 AM
Sounds like you need move out of your shitty neighborhood.
Jul 2, 2013 10:09am
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vdubb96

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Jul 2, 2013 10:32 AM
Jul 2, 2013 10:32am
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thavoice

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Jul 2, 2013 10:33 AM
ernest_t_bass;1466715 wrote:Better yet, put semen in your mouth, and spit it at them when you catch them.
that would attract the likes of ccrunner so I doubt he would want to do that.

Plus, i bet justine is a swallower.
Jul 2, 2013 10:33am