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ernest_t_bass

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Apr 30, 2013 2:17 PM
What are you doing while at the urinal? Poll...

Eyes on stream, making sure you don't splatter
Eyes straight ahead
Eyes closed
Eyes up
Eyes on neighbor's wang
Eyes and hands on neighbor's wang
Eyes, hands, and mouth on neighbor's wang
Apr 30, 2013 2:17pm
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MontyBrunswick

Apr 30, 2013 2:18 PM
I use the women's restroom and they don't have urinals.

Hope this helps.
Apr 30, 2013 2:18pm
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Apr 30, 2013 2:18 PM
This thread delivers the fail :thumbup:
Apr 30, 2013 2:18pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Apr 30, 2013 2:18 PM
Commander of Awesome;1436324 wrote:This thread delivers the fail :thumbup:
VOAT
Apr 30, 2013 2:18pm
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like_that

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Apr 30, 2013 2:19 PM
"A" for effort etb.
Apr 30, 2013 2:19pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Apr 30, 2013 2:19 PM
like_that;1436326 wrote:"A" for effort etb.
VOTE!
Apr 30, 2013 2:19pm
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Apr 30, 2013 2:20 PM
Eyes on stream or eyes straight ahead.
Apr 30, 2013 2:20pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Apr 30, 2013 2:20 PM
So someone touch your dick while you were taking a leak? Does this thread have a point or do you just want to know what we do when we're holding our dicks?
Apr 30, 2013 2:20pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Apr 30, 2013 2:22 PM
I actually am being serious with this thread. Made an observation today, so it made me curious. I was focused on my stream, so as not to piss all over myself, and reduce splash, when I noticed dude next to me was damn near hugging the urinal, looking straight ahead.

While that sounds incredibly gay, it's because it is.

But I really am being serious with the thread.
Apr 30, 2013 2:22pm
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chicago510

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Apr 30, 2013 2:31 PM
Once I get my stream started I don't have to monitor it, so I stare at the wall.

Places that have newspapers or TVs above the urinals are the GOAT.

Hope this helps.
Apr 30, 2013 2:31pm
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MontyBrunswick

Apr 30, 2013 2:33 PM
OP is being sexist by assuming all posters are guys.

Reported for not having a 'Peeing while sitting down' option
Apr 30, 2013 2:33pm
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Apr 30, 2013 2:35 PM
chicago510;1436336 wrote:Places that have newspapers or TVs above the urinals are the GOAT.
I don't want to leave until I'm finished with the article and it pisses me off when it's continued on another page.
Apr 30, 2013 2:35pm
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Apr 30, 2013 2:36 PM
ernest_t_bass;1436331 wrote: when I noticed dude next to me was damn near hugging the urinal, looking straight ahead.
I think he was hugging the urinal because you were looking at his junk. If you were watching for splatter as you claim you wouldn't have noticed what he was doing.
Apr 30, 2013 2:36pm
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Apr 30, 2013 2:36 PM
chicago510;1436336 wrote:Once I get my stream started I don't have to monitor it, so I stare at the wall.

Places that have newspapers or TVs above the urinals are the GOAT.

Hope this helps.
I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.
Apr 30, 2013 2:36pm
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Apr 30, 2013 2:38 PM
Commander of Awesome;1436345 wrote:I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.
There used to be a guy in Columbus (he might still be there but I haven't been to those types of bars for a while) who would give everyone a towel and tell them "Get some ***** tonight man." It always made me laugh.
Apr 30, 2013 2:38pm
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Apr 30, 2013 2:53 PM
Commander of Awesome;1436345 wrote:I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.
+1

You feel like a douche for not tipping the guy, but WHY SHOULD I TIP YOU FOR SQUIRTING MY SOAP.
Apr 30, 2013 2:53pm
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Apr 30, 2013 2:55 PM
Its up there as one of the worst jobs on the planet.
Apr 30, 2013 2:55pm
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Apr 30, 2013 3:01 PM
I don't see why bars/clubs/fancy restaurants have them.

Of all the things I would pay a little money for help with, washing my hands is NOT one of them.
Apr 30, 2013 3:01pm
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Apr 30, 2013 3:04 PM
chicago510;1436370 wrote:I don't see why bars/clubs/fancy restaurants have them.

Of all the things I would pay a little money for help with, washing my hands is NOT one of them.
I usually don't talk to them and grab a stick of gum on my way out without tipping.
Apr 30, 2013 3:04pm
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Apr 30, 2013 3:26 PM
dlazz;1436339 wrote:OP is being sexist by assuming all posters are guys.

Reported for not having a 'Peeing while sitting down' option
The title states URINAL

There is an OTHER option

Reported for being dlazz.
Apr 30, 2013 3:26pm
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Apr 30, 2013 5:45 PM
I was in the library pissing the other night. Im the only one in there, and this Asian walks in, decides to go to the urinal right next to me and lets out a big and long fart while he was pissing. I was like what the fuck man....

I swear ~90% of Asians are really weird.
Apr 30, 2013 5:45pm
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Apr 30, 2013 8:31 PM
Easily 95%
Apr 30, 2013 8:31pm
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Apr 30, 2013 9:05 PM
Commander of Awesome;1436345 wrote:I fucking hate restaurants/bars with bathroom attendants.

Do these persons get tipped?

What a horrid job/job title
Apr 30, 2013 9:05pm
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May 1, 2013 10:00 AM
dlazz;1436323 wrote:I use the women's restroom and they don't have urinals.

Hope this helps.
Clueless mofo... Yes women do have urinal.

If you knew more about women you would be a *****, you get more

http://www.urinal.net/texas_am/am1.jpg

May 1, 2013 10:00am
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Tiernan

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May 1, 2013 3:37 PM
No way anyone could see ETBs dick if they actually did bother to look over.
May 1, 2013 3:37pm