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cam93

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Dec 19, 2009 9:59 AM
lemme hear em
Dec 19, 2009 9:59am
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mtrulz

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2,905 posts
Dec 19, 2009 10:52 AM
GoChiefs can split the atom with his bare hands.
Dec 19, 2009 10:52am
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Apple

Prost!

2,620 posts
Dec 19, 2009 11:13 AM
Circuit City puts ad banners on free huddle pages.
Dec 19, 2009 11:13am
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redfalcon

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1,088 posts
Dec 19, 2009 11:28 AM
Apple wrote: Circuit City puts ad banners on free huddle pages.
They have been out of business for nearly a year. Or is that the joke?
Dec 19, 2009 11:28am
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Strapping Young Lad

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2,453 posts
Dec 19, 2009 11:31 AM
What's the hardest part about roller blading????
Dec 19, 2009 11:31am
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Rotinaj

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7,699 posts
Dec 19, 2009 11:33 AM
A baby seal walks into a club.
Dec 19, 2009 11:33am
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redfalcon

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1,088 posts
Dec 19, 2009 11:37 AM
Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, the bartender says, "would you like another?" Descartes ponders this, replies "I think not," and he disappears.
Dec 19, 2009 11:37am
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osudarby08

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734 posts
Dec 19, 2009 12:15 PM
women's rights ;)
Dec 19, 2009 12:15pm
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Early Cuyler

Sonny LIED!!!

1,097 posts
Dec 19, 2009 12:24 PM
Last night I went to a restaurant and ordered Pigs in a Blanket. They gave me a picture of your parents in bed.
Dec 19, 2009 12:24pm
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Strapping Young Lad

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2,453 posts
Dec 19, 2009 12:42 PM
Strapping Young Lad wrote: What's the hardest part about roller blading????
Telling your dad you're gay.
Dec 19, 2009 12:42pm
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mtrulz

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2,905 posts
Dec 19, 2009 12:49 PM
Coyotes22 visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth."
Dec 19, 2009 12:49pm
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JakeGiant

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355 posts
Dec 19, 2009 12:50 PM
Lil' Johnny walks into his parents bedroom seeing his dad, Big Johnny, on top of Lil' Johnny's mom doing their business. Big Johnny just continues, and gives his son a wink. When he finished, he thought he should give Lil Johnny the "talk." After looking around, he finally finds Lil Johnny in his room on top of his grandma doing their business. Big Johnny screams "what the hell is going on?" Lil Johnny looks up, winks, and says "it's not so funny when it's your mom, huh?"
Dec 19, 2009 12:50pm
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mtrulz

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2,905 posts
Dec 19, 2009 12:56 PM
Wes_mantooth can slam a revolving door.
Dec 19, 2009 12:56pm
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GoChiefs

Resident Maniac

16,754 posts
Dec 19, 2009 5:51 PM
mtrulz trying to make everyone think he has a girlfriend.
Dec 19, 2009 5:51pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Dec 19, 2009 6:11 PM
mtrulz wrote: Coyotes22 visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn hot chocolate on Earth."

Fixed it.

I dont drink that gay crap!! :D
Dec 19, 2009 6:11pm
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skank

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6,543 posts
Dec 19, 2009 6:13 PM
What gay crap DO you drink?
Dec 19, 2009 6:13pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Dec 19, 2009 6:19 PM
Dec 19, 2009 6:19pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Dec 19, 2009 6:20 PM
skank wrote: What gay crap DO you drink?
Well, I guess, bro, you should read my post. obvii May b/c you are from Massillion you cant read, bro. Ya dig? obviii
Dec 19, 2009 6:20pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Dec 19, 2009 6:48 PM
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
Christmas gift...

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
Dec 19, 2009 6:48pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Dec 19, 2009 6:49 PM
I took my wife to a restaurant.

The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

'I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.'

He said,

'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?'

'Nah, she can order for herself.'

And that's when the fight started...
Dec 19, 2009 6:49pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Dec 19, 2009 6:51 PM
I rear-ended a car this morning... So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said,
'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started....
Dec 19, 2009 6:51pm
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coyotes22

Go Tigers

11,298 posts
Dec 19, 2009 6:52 PM
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary..
She said,

'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
Dec 19, 2009 6:52pm
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skank

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6,543 posts
Dec 19, 2009 7:04 PM
coyotes22 wrote: [size=xx-large]I rear-ended a car this morning[/size]... So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just
seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said,
'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started....
Is that chiefs new nickname, "a car"?
Dec 19, 2009 7:04pm
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GoChiefs

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16,754 posts
Dec 19, 2009 7:32 PM
skank wrote: Is that chiefs new nickname, "a car"?
:dodgy:
Dec 19, 2009 7:32pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
Dec 19, 2009 8:24 PM
redfalcon wrote:
Apple wrote: Circuit City puts ad banners on free huddle pages.
They have been out of business for nearly a year. Or is that the joke?
Their website was bought out so there is still an online Circuit City.
Dec 19, 2009 8:24pm