What's the Most Disgusting Beer?

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Sep 5, 2012 10:21 PM
Many of you will say Keystone, just because. But what's the grossest?

Steel Reserve
Sep 5, 2012 10:21pm
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Sep 5, 2012 10:25 PM
Not sure if it's available in Ohio, but the only beer I've ever poured out is Olympia Ice.
Sep 5, 2012 10:25pm
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ernest_t_bass

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Sep 5, 2012 10:31 PM
Beer 30 is quite terrible.
Sep 5, 2012 10:31pm
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Sep 5, 2012 10:36 PM
ernest_t_bass;1262428 wrote:Beer 30 is quite terrible.
This.

Pretty much the worst beer I have ever had. Good hazing beer, smh. Miller highlife isn't far behind imo.
Sep 5, 2012 10:36pm
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Sep 5, 2012 10:56 PM
Steel Reserve ... isn't that malt liquor? That doesn't really count.

Worst I've ever had was Natty Light. Busch was pretty bad. Keyston Dry tastes like I imagine cat vomit would taste like.
Sep 5, 2012 10:56pm
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Sep 5, 2012 11:03 PM
O-Trap;1262469 wrote:Steel Reserve ... isn't that malt liquor? That doesn't really count.

Worst I've ever had was Natty Light. Busch was pretty bad. Keyston Dry tastes like I imagine cat vomit would taste like.

Honestly I don't mind Natty. It's definitely not good, but there are worse. Busch and Busch Light for sure are worse IMO.
Sep 5, 2012 11:03pm
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Sep 5, 2012 11:04 PM
Milwaukee's Best Special Reserve Ice... had that in college. Never. Again.

Sep 5, 2012 11:04pm
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Sep 5, 2012 11:22 PM
Ive only tried beer once, So I'll go with that, Busch Lite
Sep 5, 2012 11:22pm
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Sep 5, 2012 11:23 PM
Enforcer;1262527 wrote:Ive only tried beer once, So I'll go with that, Busch Lite
Then you've not tried beer yet. ;)
Sep 5, 2012 11:23pm
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Sep 5, 2012 11:30 PM
O-Trap;1262534 wrote:Then you've not tried beer yet. ;)

I was 13 when I tried it , havent had one since , Now 33
Sep 5, 2012 11:30pm
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Sep 5, 2012 11:33 PM
Just about any ice beer you could name would be up there. I'll drink a natty light before a natty ice any day. Keystone and Miller are also very bad.
Sep 5, 2012 11:33pm
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Sep 5, 2012 11:35 PM
Truth on the "Ice" thing. Molson Ice is disGUSTing.
Sep 5, 2012 11:35pm
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Sep 5, 2012 11:36 PM
I actually had a Goose Island Bourbon County Stout (14.5% alcohol!!!!). It sounds delicious, but I could not drink that. It was one sip and I couldn't do it. Even smelled like crap pouring it down the sink.
http://www.gooseisland.com/pages/bourbon_county_stout/59.php


Most of the other names mentioned are just watered down piss. They certainly arent' remotely decent beers, but you can drink one. Although I'd struggle to finish a Natty Ice these days (other than for nostalgia!). And I hate most wheat beers.
Sep 5, 2012 11:36pm
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Sep 5, 2012 11:56 PM
Scrambled.
Sep 5, 2012 11:56pm
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Sep 6, 2012 12:05 AM
gut;1262553 wrote:I actually had a Goose Island Bourbon County Stout (14.5% alcohol!!!!). It sounds delicious, but I could not drink that. It was one sip and I couldn't do it. Even smelled like crap pouring it down the sink.
http://www.gooseisland.com/pages/bourbon_county_stout/59.php
What was so bad about it? Never had it, but I've heard awesome things about it.
Sep 6, 2012 12:05am
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Sep 6, 2012 12:09 AM
Oh great another thread for beer snobs to tell us about how terrible the beer people drink is and that it's not really beer if its not made by a microbrew in KERBLACKISTAN.

spare me.
Sep 6, 2012 12:09am
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Sep 6, 2012 12:17 AM
sleeper;1262569 wrote:Oh great another thread for beer snobs to tell us about how terrible the beer people drink is and that it's not really beer if its not made by a microbrew in KERBLACKISTAN.

spare me.
Thank you for your participation in a thread you don't see any value in participating in. It's no different than you telling someone that your college is better than another.
Sep 6, 2012 12:17am
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Sep 6, 2012 12:19 AM
O-Trap;1262568 wrote:What was so bad about it? Never had it, but I've heard awesome things about it.
Can't really remember. Perhaps a love it or hate it sort of thing. Tasted kind of like a tootsie roll dipped in a honey brown beer with a couple shots of Wild Turkey. It tasted as bad as it smelled.
Sep 6, 2012 12:19am
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Sep 6, 2012 12:49 AM
gut;1262572 wrote:Can't really remember. Perhaps a love it or hate it sort of thing. Tasted kind of like a tootsie roll dipped in a honey brown beer with a couple shots of Wild Turkey. It tasted as bad as it smelled.
Sounds a touch sweet for my taste, but other than that, I actually kinda like how it sounds. You might be right, though, that it's a love/hate thing.

Just saw that BA has it at a 97. Now I've GOTTA try it.
Sep 6, 2012 12:49am
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Sep 6, 2012 1:13 AM
Budweiser
Sep 6, 2012 1:13am
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Sep 6, 2012 2:12 AM
O-Trap;1262571 wrote:Thank you for your participation in a thread you don't see any value in participating in. It's no different than you telling someone that your college is better than another.
Right because a subjective taste in beer is equivalent to an objective review of one of the most prestigious and academic powerhouses in the country. :rolleyes:
Sep 6, 2012 2:12am
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Sep 6, 2012 2:14 AM
Looking back most likely it was skunky and not normally so bad tasting. I don't know that for sure so I've not tried it again since.
Sep 6, 2012 2:14am
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Sep 6, 2012 2:32 AM
sleeper;1262592 wrote:Right because a subjective taste in beer is equivalent to an objective review of one of the most prestigious and academic powerhouses in the country. :rolleyes:
The quality of beer is equally objective ... potentially more so. Beer and the process by which it is made can be explained as objective truths. The differences, then, can also be discussed as a matter of objective fact.

It's a lot like automobiles. The difference between a Rabbit and a 350Li is more than just a matter of subjective taste. The mechanics of the 350Li establish it as a superior vehicle. Now, your preference may be for either one. A person may prefer the Rabbit anyway, and that is his prerogative. However, that doesn't change the fact that the Rabbit is an inferior vehicle.

The same can be said of cigars. Everything from the rolling to the tobacco itself to the soil goes into the quality of a cigar. Can the difference between the Phillies at the gas station and a Padron from Cuba be objectively distinguished? Absolutely. Does that mean a person who likes Phillies is "wrong?" Not at all, but the fact that a person has a different preference doesn't change the objective facts surrounding the quality.

Also, I lol'd at "one of the most prestigious and academic powerhouses in the country" for two reasons.

1) "Academic," though an adjective, is not quantifiable. Thus, something cannot be objectively said to be more or less academic, so your sentence doesn't make sense from an objective standpoint. "Prestigious" works, because something that is "more prestigious" can be said to have "more prestige." Something cannot have, to my knowledge, more "academia" or "academy."

2) Since you forgot the other 'L' in the word "illusion" in your signature, I'm going to guess this prestigious academy of higher education didn't teach spelling, assuming you already knew it, probably.

As for the actual claim of objectivity in establishing your alma mater as a "prestigious academic powerhouse" when compared to the rest of the academic institutions in the entire nation, by what criteria do you arrive at your objective conclusion?

If you were referring to Harvard, Princeton, Yale, MIT, Brown, etc., I might have agreed with you. Alas, you weren't.
Sep 6, 2012 2:32am
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Sep 6, 2012 2:40 AM
Milwaukee's Best Ice
Beer 30
Miller Lite
King Cobra
Summer Shandy

That's off the top of my head. Give me time, I'll think of more.
Sep 6, 2012 2:40am
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Sep 6, 2012 2:45 AM
Commander of Awesome;1262598 wrote:Summer Shandy
KIWF!
Sep 6, 2012 2:45am