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Tigerfan00

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Jul 5, 2012 7:29 PM
skank;1218979 wrote:
Still you, get outta here with that bull shit.
*bullshit
Jul 5, 2012 7:29pm
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Mulva

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Jul 5, 2012 11:29 PM
O-Trap;1219186 wrote:Eh, okay, that's not so bad.
No, it's still pretty bad.
Jul 5, 2012 11:29pm
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O-Trap

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Jul 5, 2012 11:31 PM
Mulva;1219562 wrote:No, it's still pretty bad.
I dunno. Your child is less likely to get snatched if you've got him on a fishing line.
Jul 5, 2012 11:31pm
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Jul 6, 2012 2:28 AM
Tigerfan00;1218884 wrote:My oldest niece will be graduating high school next year and is currently ranked 3rd in her class. She scored very high on her ACT and will have at least half if not all of her college covered.

Whos miserable and worthless now?
Good for your niece.
Jul 6, 2012 2:28am
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Jul 6, 2012 9:20 AM
Tigerfan00;1218884 wrote:My oldest niece will be graduating high school next year and is currently ranked 3rd in her class. She scored very high on her ACT and will have at least half if not all of her college covered.

Whos miserable and worthless now?
Pics or GTFO
Jul 6, 2012 9:20am
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Jul 6, 2012 3:24 PM
The tread title is deceiving, I thought this was a thread about why some people become gym teachers.
Jul 6, 2012 3:24pm
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Jul 8, 2012 5:41 AM
dlazz;1218750 wrote:
Why do people have kids? Do they want to be miserable?
People who own pit bulls usually look at having more children as a pay raise.
Jul 8, 2012 5:41am
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Jul 9, 2012 3:00 PM
dlazz;1218861 wrote:That is one thing that is true. I won't have kids.
Agreed.

1. you have to have sex.

2. You have to have sex with a female.

3. You have to have sex with a female that is of child bearing age.

4. Fuck it... I give up.
Jul 9, 2012 3:00pm
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Jul 9, 2012 5:03 PM
Devils Advocate;1221619 wrote:Agreed.

1. you have to have sex.

2. You have to have sex with a female.

3. You have to have sex with a female that is of child bearing age.

4. **** it... I give up.


You forgot, you have to have sex with a WILLING woman.
Jul 9, 2012 5:03pm
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O-Trap

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Jul 9, 2012 5:07 PM
skank;1221737 wrote:You forgot, you have to have sex with a WILLING woman.
Technically not necessary for child-bearing.
Jul 9, 2012 5:07pm
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Jul 9, 2012 5:12 PM
O-Trap;1221742 wrote:Technically not necessary for child-bearing.


Not true, I doubt dlazz could overpower a woman to simply "take it". So yeah, she would have to be willing.
Jul 9, 2012 5:12pm
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Jul 9, 2012 5:23 PM
What about prostitutes?
Jul 9, 2012 5:23pm
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Jul 9, 2012 5:26 PM
dlazz;1221763 wrote:What about prostitutes?
Mind blownt.
Jul 9, 2012 5:26pm
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Jul 12, 2012 2:25 AM
Kid workers make tennis shoes less expensive.



God bless kids.
Jul 12, 2012 2:25am
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Jul 13, 2012 4:22 PM
said_aouita;1223952 wrote:bless kids.
I do and Jesus told you people that.

Matthew 19:14 - "Let the little children come to me and do not forbid them for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
Jul 13, 2012 4:22pm
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Jul 13, 2012 5:07 PM
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God;1225214 wrote:I do and Jesus told you people that.

Matthew 19:14 - "Let the little children come to me and do not forbid them for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these."
Does the kids who worked for Nike get any special treatment, like to the front of the line?
Jul 13, 2012 5:07pm
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Jul 13, 2012 5:49 PM
Fuck kids. the little bastards you have to feed them, clothe them, put a roof over their heads. they are lazy as fuck until they learn to walk. Then you have to teach the little sons/daughters of bitches how to do chores. wtf I hate kids.
Jul 13, 2012 5:49pm
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Jul 13, 2012 5:59 PM
mcburg93;1225269 wrote:Fuck kids. the little bastards you have to feed them, clothe them, put a roof over their heads. they are lazy as fuck until they learn to walk. Then you have to teach the little sons/daughters of bitches how to do chores. wtf I hate kids.

Your rant would have been funnier 7 days ago.
Jul 13, 2012 5:59pm
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Jul 13, 2012 6:02 PM
hasbeen;1225272 wrote:Your rant would have been funnier 7 days ago.
FUCK now I shall GFM
Jul 13, 2012 6:02pm
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Excuse me, Flo?

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Jul 13, 2012 6:50 PM
mcburg93;1225274 wrote:FUCK now I shall GFM

Lol
Jul 13, 2012 6:50pm