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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 10:39 AM
That is one thing that is true. I won't have kids.
Jul 5, 2012 10:39am
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Jul 5, 2012 11:01 AM
dlazz;1218798 wrote:It was brought up at the table yesterday. The three of us agreed that kids are worthless in today's society.
My oldest niece will be graduating high school next year and is currently ranked 3rd in her class. She scored very high on her ACT and will have at least half if not all of her college covered.

Whos miserable and worthless now?
Jul 5, 2012 11:01am
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Jul 5, 2012 11:05 AM
Tigerfan00;1218884 wrote:My oldest niece will be graduating high school next year and is currently ranked 3rd in her class. She scored very high on her ACT and will have at least half if not all of her college covered.

Whos miserable and worthless now?
Cool story bro.
Jul 5, 2012 11:05am
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 11:07 AM
Tigerfan00;1218884 wrote:My oldest niece will be graduating high school next year and is currently ranked 3rd in her class.
There will always be outliers.
Jul 5, 2012 11:07am
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Jul 5, 2012 11:13 AM
Tigerfan00;1218884 wrote:My oldest niece will be graduating high school next year and is currently ranked 3rd in her class. She scored very high on her ACT and will have at least half if not all of her college covered.

Whos miserable and worthless now?
No matter how bad children are, someone always has to be third in their class.
Jul 5, 2012 11:13am
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Jul 5, 2012 11:15 AM
dlazz;1218892 wrote:There will always be outliers.
Proof that this constitutes the outlier and not the norm?
Jul 5, 2012 11:15am
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 11:17 AM
O-Trap;1218909 wrote:Proof that this constitutes the outlier and not the norm?
being 3rd in ones class isn't a "norm"
Jul 5, 2012 11:17am
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Jul 5, 2012 11:20 AM
dlazz;1218911 wrote:being 3rd in ones class isn't a "norm"
Unless they're whiny, little narcissists.
Jul 5, 2012 11:20am
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 11:23 AM
I fail to see the point you're trying to make. Typically those who do well in school are well-grounded and come from good households.

AKA aren't whiny assholes.
Jul 5, 2012 11:23am
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Jul 5, 2012 11:58 AM
dlazz;1218918 wrote:Typically those who do well in school are well-grounded and come from good households.
My point is that I'm curious where you're drawing your "kids these days" conclusions, if from anything more than the kids near you.

To be fair, IHOP isn't a great place to find an accurate cross-section of society.
Jul 5, 2012 11:58am
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Jul 5, 2012 12:03 PM
Tigerfan00;1218884 wrote:My oldest niece will be graduating high school next year and is currently ranked 3rd in her class. She scored very high on her ACT and will have at least half if not all of her college covered.

Whos miserable and worthless now?

look out boys, we've got a billy badass over here.
Jul 5, 2012 12:03pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 12:04 PM
My point is that kids seem to be ridiculously spoiled. They get away with everything.

They just suck to be around.

Also, you're right... It probably wasn't the best place to gauge kids.
Jul 5, 2012 12:04pm
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Jul 5, 2012 12:21 PM
Tigerfan00;1218884 wrote:My oldest niece will be graduating high school next year and is currently ranked 3rd in her class. She scored very high on her ACT and will have at least half if not all of her college covered.

Whos miserable and worthless now?[/QUOTE]

Still you, get outta here with that bull shit.
Jul 5, 2012 12:21pm
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Jul 5, 2012 12:23 PM
O-Trap;1218944 wrote:To be fair, IHOP isn't a great place to find an accurate cross-section of society.
agreed--get your ass to a Wal-Mart for a better gauge :p
Jul 5, 2012 12:23pm
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Jul 5, 2012 1:36 PM
DeadliestWarrior34;1218905 wrote:No matter how bad children are, someone always has to be third in their class.

If you ain't first, you're last.
Jul 5, 2012 1:36pm
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Jul 5, 2012 1:44 PM
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Jul 5, 2012 1:58 PM
ernest_t_bass;1219092 wrote:If you ain't first, you're last.
yup...you don't win silver, you lose gold ;)
Jul 5, 2012 1:58pm
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Jul 5, 2012 2:04 PM
DeadliestWarrior34;1218905 wrote:No matter how bad children are, someone always has to be third in their class.
What if 2 people tie for 2nd?
Jul 5, 2012 2:04pm
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Jul 5, 2012 2:15 PM
O-Trap;1218811 wrote:WTF?

Who does this stuff?

I do. When we are flying it's required. My kids are too big for a stroller and I'm more worried about assholes bumping into them.
Jul 5, 2012 2:15pm
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Jul 5, 2012 2:55 PM
j_crazy;1219157 wrote:I do. When we are flying it's required. My kids are too big for a stroller and I'm more worried about assholes bumping into them.
Leashes and collars around their necks? It seems like there would be a better option. Or does it go around their waist or something?
Jul 5, 2012 2:55pm
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MontyBrunswick

Jul 5, 2012 3:04 PM
It's like a bookbag/leash combo
Jul 5, 2012 3:04pm
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Jul 5, 2012 3:10 PM
Kids suck? you may be onto something, dlazz ;)

Jul 5, 2012 3:10pm
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Jul 5, 2012 3:11 PM
dlazz;1219182 wrote:It's like a bookbag/leash combo
Eh, okay, that's not so bad.
Jul 5, 2012 3:11pm
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Jul 5, 2012 3:15 PM
The kid leashes are really stupid.

Also stupid...flying with young kids. Unless you sedate them first, then they're fine. But seriously, I don't want to hear your screaming shitty kids on the plane or have those little fuckers kicking the back of my seat.
Jul 5, 2012 3:15pm
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Jul 5, 2012 4:27 PM
I Wear Pants;1219188 wrote:The kid leashes are really stupid.

Also stupid...flying with young kids. Unless you sedate them first, then they're fine. But seriously, I don't want to hear your screaming shitty kids on the plane or have those little fuckers kicking the back of my seat.
A little whiskey on the gums goes a long way. ;)
Jul 5, 2012 4:27pm