So.. How was your "first time"?

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Raw Dawgin' it

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Jul 3, 2012 9:36 AM
SnotBubbles;1217595 wrote:But you've only had sex with your wife. I've never used a condom with my wife either. All the others whores, I've used a condom (most of the time).
Same - there were definitely times i woke up and wished i wrapped it up.
Jul 3, 2012 9:36am
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bwcomet89

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Jul 3, 2012 9:54 AM
O-Trap;1217516 wrote:Oh sweet Moses!
My height was the shock factor of my story? Man, I must suck at story telling.
Jul 3, 2012 9:54am
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O-Trap

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Jul 3, 2012 9:58 AM
Eh, it was your height IN LIGHT of your story ... particularly the contrast to her height.
Jul 3, 2012 9:58am
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FatHobbit

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Jul 3, 2012 10:06 AM
bwcomet89;1217507 wrote:3 weeks later she told me she was pregnant.
Here's the part that makes me say "sweet moses!"
Jul 3, 2012 10:06am
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bwcomet89

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Jul 3, 2012 8:24 PM
Yeah, the height difference made things awkward. In every aspect. Nothing scares you more into wrapping up than getting a girl pregnant. I got lucky, then I got lucky. Ba dum tss!
Jul 3, 2012 8:24pm
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Classyposter58

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Jul 3, 2012 8:36 PM
Senior year. Got high as f*** and then she gave me crazy head and I f***ed her twice. She wound up turning into a whore but all in all it was great. Sex when you're high is just the bomb. Lasted quite awhile too shockingly
Jul 3, 2012 8:36pm