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Belly35

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Jul 2, 2012 7:44 AM
It was very good and had a good teacher, she liked a lot of foreplay ... we practice a few more times that summer.
Practice, practice it's all about practices HAHAHAHHA :D
Jul 2, 2012 7:44am
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Abe Vigoda

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Jul 2, 2012 10:30 AM
My buddies cousin was visiting for the summer. She was 18 and very hot, I was 15. My parents had a fold out camper behind our house that I used as a place to party. The night before she was to leave for home she came over. We fooled around and things started to get very hot. We took off each others cloths and I put it inside her. Didn't think it was that great until she started moving. Pulled out and repeated three more times in a row. It was both of ours first time. Never saw her again until 30 years later at my buddies parents 50th anniversary party. We both just smiled at each other. Very good memory.
Jul 2, 2012 10:30am
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thavoice

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Jul 2, 2012 11:06 AM
Was with my GF...I was 15 and she was 16. We had messed around alot in the previous 6-9 months so I wasnt too quick on the trigger. I do remember she had a black skirt on for easy access@!
Jul 2, 2012 11:06am
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Jul 2, 2012 11:32 AM
as David Bowie said, "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" ;)
Jul 2, 2012 11:32am
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SnotBubbles

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Jul 2, 2012 12:11 PM
Jeepers guys. It doesn't sound like any of you at all were married in these stories! This site is full of hell-bound sinners apparently.
Jul 2, 2012 12:11pm
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Jul 2, 2012 12:19 PM
SnotBubbles;1216953 wrote:Jeepers guys. It doesn't sound like any of you at all were married in these stories! This site is full of hell-bound sinners apparently.


/isadore'd
fify:p
Jul 2, 2012 12:19pm
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Jul 2, 2012 12:35 PM
It was my senior year of high school. I had spent the previous summer at the beach where I met this beautiful blonde Austrailian girl. We made out a bunch but then I had to go home. We said our goodbyes and never thought we would see each other again. Little did I know that she would be enrolling in my high school in the coming weeks. On the first day of school I sang on the bleachers about how I had slept with her to impress my friends. Truth be told, I'm a big softy and felt bad about lying. After the first football game we were reunited! What a wonderful surprise that was... Anyway, we had some bumps in the road but ended up together by graduation. Turns out I actually got her to change who she was for me (nice!). Anywho, I haven't seen her for 30 years. We had sex once and I wasn't very good at it. I mostly bang masseurs now.
Jul 2, 2012 12:35pm
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Jul 2, 2012 12:43 PM
Seriously though, my first time was backstage at a Justing Beiber concert. It didn't last long because he had to run out on stage to perform.
Jul 2, 2012 12:43pm
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Jul 2, 2012 12:49 PM
A PAC;1216978 wrote:It was my senior year of high school. I had spent the previous summer at the beach where I met this beautiful blonde Austrailian girl. We made out a bunch but then I had to go home. We said our goodbyes and never thought we would see each other again. Little did I know that she would be enrolling in my high school in the coming weeks. On the first day of school I sang on the bleachers about how I had slept with her to impress my friends. Truth be told, I'm a big softy and felt bad about lying. After the first football game we were reunited! What a wonderful surprise that was... Anyway, we had some bumps in the road but ended up together by graduation. Turns out I actually got her to change who she was for me (nice!). Anywho, I haven't seen her for 30 years. We had sex once and I wasn't very good at it. I mostly bang masseurs now.
A PAC;1216986 wrote:Seriously though, my first time was backstage at a Justin Bieber concert. It didn't last long because he had to run out on stage to perform.
LOL. Priceless on both accounts, my friend. I'm not sure which one is better... the Australian hooker, or the Justin Bieber-fever. I think the only way this could have been any better, was if after you got done bonking her backstage at the Bieber concert, if she said, "Now I'm a Belieb-er."

LOL
Jul 2, 2012 12:49pm
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Jul 2, 2012 12:51 PM
Scarlet_Buckeye;1216989 wrote:LOL. Priceless on both accounts, my friend. I'm not sure which one is better... the Australian hooker, or the Justin Bieber-fever. I think the only way this could have been any better, was if after you got done bonking her backstage at the Bieber concert, if she said, "Now I'm a Belieb-er."

LOL

Haha
Jul 2, 2012 12:51pm
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Jul 2, 2012 12:55 PM
vball10set;1216992 wrote:
That's her! Did you bang her too?
Jul 2, 2012 12:55pm
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Jul 2, 2012 12:58 PM
A PAC;1216986 wrote:Seriously though, my first time was backstage at a Justing Beiber concert. It didn't last long because he had to run out on stage to perform.
The SOB used that same excuse on me. SMH.
Jul 2, 2012 12:58pm
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Jul 2, 2012 1:04 PM
I was a junior in HS and she was a senior. Was a little awkward because she was catholic and felt really guilty afterwards because she didn't wait until she was married. We only ended up having sex one other time and I couldn't get off because she was just laying there like a dead fish, not to mention she almost turned me of BJs cause she used teeth. She eventually married her ex and she told him she was a virgin lol
Jul 2, 2012 1:04pm
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Jul 2, 2012 1:15 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1217005 wrote:I was a junior in HS and she was a senior. Was a little awkward because she was catholic and felt really guilty afterwards because she didn't wait until she was married. We only ended up having sex one other time and I couldn't get off because she was just laying there like a dead fish, not to mention she almost turned me of BJs cause she used teeth. She eventually married her ex and she told him she was a virgin lol
Apparently you weren't large enough to break the hymen if he couldn't tell she was already broken.

And PS...there's nothing wrong with a LITTLE teeth on a BJ.
Jul 2, 2012 1:15pm
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Jul 2, 2012 1:19 PM
A PAC;1216994 wrote:That's her! Did you bang her too?
hellz yes--what a fucking whore she is!!!
Jul 2, 2012 1:19pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Jul 2, 2012 1:20 PM
SnotBubbles;1217015 wrote:Apparently you weren't large enough to break the hymen if he couldn't tell she was already broken.
The are ways to break a hymen other besides a penis.
Jul 2, 2012 1:20pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Jul 2, 2012 1:35 PM
SnotBubbles;1217015 wrote:Apparently you weren't large enough to break the hymen if he couldn't tell she was already broken.

And PS...there's nothing wrong with a LITTLE teeth on a BJ.
I've banged 3 virgins and only one bled, and it was on ny fingers which i didn't know about until i got back to my dorm and someone asked if i was in a fight.

And teeth on a bj are the worst. I don't want any...ever.
Jul 2, 2012 1:35pm
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Jul 2, 2012 1:40 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1217048 wrote:And teeth on a bj are the worst. I don't want any...ever.
They're not doing it right. Come to Bellefontaine, I'll have my wife show you how to tooth-drag a cock like a pro.
Jul 2, 2012 1:40pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Jul 2, 2012 1:52 PM
SnotBubbles;1217053 wrote:They're not doing it right. Come to Bellefontaine, I'll have my wife show you how to tooth-drag a cock like a pro.
pics or gtfo....wait, I don't want to get banned for talking about your family....but seriously, pics or gtfo.
Jul 2, 2012 1:52pm
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Jul 2, 2012 2:06 PM
SnotBubbles;1217053 wrote:They're not doing it right. Come to Bellefontaine, I'll have my wife show you how to tooth-drag a cock like a pro.
Where does the line start im in bellefontaine now
Jul 2, 2012 2:06pm
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sleeper

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Jul 2, 2012 2:07 PM
I didn't use a condom my first time. It was fantastic.
Jul 2, 2012 2:07pm
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Jul 2, 2012 2:09 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1217048 wrote: And teeth on a bj are the worst. I don't want any...ever.
Teeth aren't only for bj's anymore :o

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Jul 2, 2012 2:09pm
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Jul 2, 2012 2:14 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1217066 wrote:pics or gtfo....wait, I don't want to get banned for talking about your family....but seriously, pics or gtfo.
No seriously...I didn't think teeth could be a good thing in a BJ either. But when my wife and I were dating, I was drunk and wanting it a little rougher....and it turned out to be amazing. To this day I still love it and she's become a pro at it (probably not just from me).
Jul 2, 2012 2:14pm
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thavoice

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Jul 2, 2012 2:34 PM
Yeah...teeth in a bj isnt bad at all, or so I remember from years ago.
Jul 2, 2012 2:34pm