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If you could have any animal as a pet, what would it be?

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Raw Dawgin' it

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11,466 posts
May 16, 2012 2:53 PM
Assuming it's somewhat domesticated, I'd like a Gorilla. It would be fucking badass to walk a gorilla down the street and take to dog parks.
May 16, 2012 2:53pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
May 16, 2012 2:58 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1173166 wrote:Assuming it's somewhat domesticated, I'd like a Gorilla. It would be fucking badass to walk a gorilla down the street and take to dog parks.
lol, yeah, a gorilla would be sweet.

I want a lemur. No idea why, I just think they are cool animals.

May 16, 2012 2:58pm
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Belly35

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9,716 posts
May 16, 2012 2:59 PM
Because my middle name is Rino :D I would like to have a pet Rino

Not a lot of hair, trim the yard, lots of fertiizer, can ride it, lucky horn and after it dies great bar stools

May 16, 2012 2:59pm
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thePITman

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3,867 posts
May 16, 2012 2:59 PM
dog
May 16, 2012 2:59pm
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SnotBubbles

Master of teh QQ

4,492 posts
May 16, 2012 3:00 PM
A bear. Nobody'd fuck with a guy with a bear.
May 16, 2012 3:00pm
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sleeper

Legend

27,879 posts
May 16, 2012 3:02 PM
A Tasmanian Devil.
May 16, 2012 3:02pm
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mcburg93

permaban to basement

3,167 posts
May 16, 2012 3:03 PM
I would like to have some deer.
May 16, 2012 3:03pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
May 16, 2012 3:05 PM
Raccoon dogs are also pretty cool.

May 16, 2012 3:05pm
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
May 16, 2012 3:06 PM
A mini giraffe. Would be awesome.
May 16, 2012 3:06pm
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Steel Valley Football

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4,548 posts
May 16, 2012 3:06 PM
Well, I did tie her up last night and then rode her, but I don't think she'd make a good pet. And I definitely wouldn't take her out in public.
May 16, 2012 3:06pm
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thavoice

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14,376 posts
May 16, 2012 3:08 PM
A Liger



We actually had 2-3 alligators throughout the years. Kept gettng loose and we had to catch them back. Aft
May 16, 2012 3:08pm
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gut

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15,058 posts
May 16, 2012 3:09 PM
A unicorn would get you the chicks.

But seriously....get a monkey and train it to clean the house. For a few banannas a day, that seems like a good deal.

And for the lulz, take a tiger to the dog park.
May 16, 2012 3:09pm
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ernest_t_bass

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24,984 posts
May 16, 2012 3:10 PM
Dolphin. A gay dolphin.
May 16, 2012 3:10pm
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1_beast

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5,642 posts
May 16, 2012 3:12 PM
Certainly a Honey Badger

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May 16, 2012 3:12pm
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vball10set

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24,795 posts
May 16, 2012 3:13 PM
that's easy

May 16, 2012 3:13pm
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LJ

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16,351 posts
May 16, 2012 3:14 PM
A Hyena
May 16, 2012 3:14pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

32,056 posts
May 16, 2012 3:17 PM
pnhasbeen;1173195 wrote:A mini giraffe. Would be awesome.
Yes, the one from the directv commercial was awesome. I wish those little bastards were real.
May 16, 2012 3:17pm
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Crimson streak

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May 16, 2012 3:18 PM
A cheetah. That way I can save gas when I go to white castle.
May 16, 2012 3:18pm
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SnotBubbles

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May 16, 2012 3:18 PM
justincredible;1173192 wrote:Raccoon dogs are also pretty cool.

lol...is that a real thing?
May 16, 2012 3:18pm
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Iliketurtles

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8,191 posts
May 16, 2012 3:20 PM
Penguin.
May 16, 2012 3:20pm
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friendfromlowry

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6,239 posts
May 16, 2012 3:21 PM
I've always wanted a crazy animal with a human name...like Robert my pet elephant. Or Bernard the bear.
May 16, 2012 3:21pm
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
May 16, 2012 3:23 PM
justincredible;1173220 wrote:Yes, the one from the directv commercial was awesome. I wish those little bastards were real.

Indeed.
May 16, 2012 3:23pm
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Commander of Awesome

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23,151 posts
May 16, 2012 3:25 PM
This is tough. A mongoose would be cool



so would a Lemur/Mir Car/ Dogcoon.

However SBz makes a good argument about the Bear.
May 16, 2012 3:25pm
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ernest_t_bass

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24,984 posts
May 16, 2012 3:30 PM
Commander of Awesome;1173233 wrote:However Sleeper makes a good argument about the Bear.
Sleeper didn't say shit about a bear.
May 16, 2012 3:30pm
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Sonofanump

May 16, 2012 3:31 PM
Triceratops.
May 16, 2012 3:31pm