rmolin73;1150398 wrote:Please tell me you double up?

I'm pretty sure he always brings a friend.

sleeper;1150332 wrote:I'd rather have the government take care of them then someone...

spoken like a true Dem :rolleyes:

*than

Went over to her place to cook dinner...timed the limo to arrive as we were finishing up. Took the limo down to Mt. Adams and up to the Immaculata, where I hit the knee and did the deed overlooking downtown Cincy.

Called her dad to get the blessing first...that part kinda sucked. The rest was epic.

My wife and I have known each other our whole lives, however when we started dating she was living in Mississippi. Our relationship was long distance from the beginning.

One time she was coming up to visit as her parents were dring from WV to IN. I met them in Columbus to pick her up, she had family up here and was going to stay with her aunt for a few weeks.

When I picked her up I did pull her dad aside and ask for his permission.

When I first picked her up I gave her a single red rose.

We then went to eat, as she went to the rest room I got another rose out of the trunk (she didn't know I had them there) and gave her another rose when she came out.

When we stopped for gas I managed to sneak out another rose.

We stopped one more time for something and I gave her a 4th rose.

We got to her aunt's house (who knew about the whole thing) where I had previously decorated the bedroom where my wife would be staying. In the room I had laid out the final 8 roses in the shape of a heart surrounding a Precious Moments (she collects them) that had a boy proposing to a girl. I excuse myself to the "restroom" while she is saying hello to her aunt/uncle.

I go up to her room and use my cell phone to call her aunt's house. I get her on the phone and tell her to come up stairs. As I hear her coming up the stairs I start by saying.

"You know our whole relationship has been over the phone. The first time we really talked as a dating couple was over the phone. The first time we talked about the future was over the phone. The first time I told you I loved you was over the phone."

Then right as she was opening the door I said "So I only thought it was appropriate for me to ask you to marry me over the phone."

She opened the door and I was down on my knee.

She cried for about 10 minutes without saying anything.

Been married 12 years and I couldn't be happier.

tl;dr

I hope you get divorced

vball10set;1150455 wrote:spoken like a true Dem :rolleyes:

*than

For the 10000000 time, nobody cares about proper grammar nor proper spelling on an internet forum. I am not going to take the time to proofread every post. If anything, my typos give you something to say, because all you seem to do is follow me around and point useless shit out.

Glad I can make you relevant. Enjoy!

dlazz;1150496 wrote:tl;dr

I hope you get divorced

+1

$10 says jmog banged before the wedding so he's going to hell. Sucks for him.

sleeper;1150515 wrote:For the 10000000 time, nobody cares about proper grammar nor proper spelling on an internet forum. I am not going to take the time to proofread every post. If anything, my typos give you something to say, because all you seem to do is follow me around and point useless **** out.

Glad I can make you relevant. Enjoy!

This is coming from the queen of useless shit.

sleeper;1150518 wrote:+1

$10 says jmog banged before the wedding so he's going to hell. Sucks for him.

I hear everyone bangs your mom before weddings for $10.

sleeper;1150518 wrote:+1

$10 says jmog banged before the wedding so he's going to hell. Sucks for him.

Feel free to send me the $10 because you lose that bet.

jmog;1150550 wrote:Feel free to send me the $10 because you lose that bet.

Burden of proof is on you.

rmolin73;1150548 wrote:This is coming from the queen of useless shit.



I hear everyone bangs your mom before weddings for $10.

For the 10000000 time, nobody cares about proper grammar nor proper spelling on an internet forum. I am not going to take the time to proofread every post. If anything, my typos give you something to say, because all you seem to do is follow me around and point useless shit out.

Glad I can make you relevant. Enjoy!

jmog;1150550 wrote:Feel free to send me the $10 because you lose that bet.

:rolleyes:

Enjoy that 1 vag for your entire life. LOL

sleeper;1150558 wrote::rolleyes:

Enjoy that 1 vag for your entire life. LOL

Probably about as much as you enjoy your hands. Enjoy

rmolin73;1150571 wrote:Probably about as much as you enjoy your hands. Enjoy

Enjoy your redundancy. Enjoy!

I can add "can't get any girls so I'll just wait for marriage" to the list of reasons why people chose religion.

If poor and stupid wasn't enough. LOL

I can't believe people still use lame mom jokes. What are you in, third grade???



/Ry Dawg'd

Steel Valley Football;1150579 wrote:I can't believe people still use lame mom jokes. What are you in, third grade???

/Ry Dawg'd

Ry Dawg has a hot wife.

Ah the ignore button clears up the forum quite a bit.

ernest_t_bass;1150552 wrote:Burden of proof is on you.

Someone pay for a lie detector test...

jmog;1150585 wrote:Ah the ignore button clears up the forum quite a bit.

/OSH'd

ernest_t_bass;1150583 wrote:Ry Dawg has a hot wife.

Oops meant Raw Dawg. But pics of Ry Dawg's wife's hot vag or gtfo.

jmog;1150587 wrote:Someone pay for a lie detector test...

I said the burden of proof was on YOU! I'm not providing financial support in this matter.

ernest_t_bass;1150608 wrote:I said the burden of proof was on YOU! I'm not providing financial support in this matter.

Sleeper brought up the situation, so any/all financial support would be on his shoulders since he is obviously so interested in my sex life.

jmog;1150626 wrote:Sleeper brought up the situation, so any/all financial support would be on his shoulders since he is obviously so interested in my sex life.

Then why reply? You're just as interested debunking his allegations. If you don't really care what he or anyone else thinks, then you would just, "ignore."

My allegations were half-hearted at best. I certainly do not care about jmog's sex life, or lack thereof.