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Raw Dawgin' it

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Apr 16, 2012 3:38 PM
LJ;1145305 wrote:Now, back on topic, the trolling of my wife....


My buddy said to keep it up there out of principle.

"woman, this is a trophy of my providing for this family, you shall respect it as such"
I said the same thing when she asked me if she could get an abortion.
Apr 16, 2012 3:38pm
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MontyBrunswick

Apr 16, 2012 3:38 PM
dlazz;1145274 wrote:I decorated your wifes interior with semen.
Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.
Apr 16, 2012 3:38pm
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thavoice

Senior Member

14,376 posts
Apr 16, 2012 3:43 PM
dlazz;1145340 wrote:Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.
Probably because every member of the OC had already accomplished that feat already.
Apr 16, 2012 3:43pm
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Heretic

Son of the Sun

18,820 posts
Apr 16, 2012 3:45 PM
ernest_t_bass;1145307 wrote:DILLIGAF?
He gives so little of a fuck that he doesn't even give enough of one to actually spell out the acronym.
Apr 16, 2012 3:45pm
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Commander of Awesome

Senior Pwner

23,151 posts
Apr 16, 2012 3:47 PM
dlazz;1145340 wrote:Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.
Soon as I see one I will comment. Still waiting.
Apr 16, 2012 3:47pm
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OneBuckeye

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5,888 posts
Apr 16, 2012 3:51 PM
LJ;1145220 wrote:I know, it's going in my man room draped over the safe.

This morning she emailed me "well if it makes you happy dlazz's dick is growing on me"

ROFL
dlazz;1145340 wrote:Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.
Commander of Awesome;1145348 wrote:Soon as I see one I will comment. Still waiting.
I would have went with this dlazz... too bad you went for a sleeper esq burn.
Apr 16, 2012 3:51pm
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LJ

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Apr 16, 2012 3:55 PM
thavoice;1145343 wrote:Probably because every member of the OC had already accomplished that feat already.

Ok pussy
Apr 16, 2012 3:55pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Apr 16, 2012 4:14 PM
dlazz;1145340 wrote:Nobody commented on this really sweet burn yet.

The only burning going on is inside LJ's wife's vag...and itching.
Apr 16, 2012 4:14pm
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hoops23

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Apr 16, 2012 4:21 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1145339 wrote:I said the same thing when she asked me if she could get an abortion.
Reps
Apr 16, 2012 4:21pm
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vball10set

paying it forward

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Apr 16, 2012 5:06 PM
LJ;1145305 wrote:Now, back on topic, the trolling of my wife....


My buddy said to keep it up there out of principle.

"woman, this is a trophy of my providing for this family, you shall respect it as such"
Me Tarzan, you Jane...gtfo
Apr 16, 2012 5:06pm
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LJ

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16,351 posts
Apr 16, 2012 5:10 PM
vball10set;1145382 wrote:Me Tarzan, you Jane...gtfo

Why am i not surprised another joke went over your head?
Apr 16, 2012 5:10pm
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Tigerfan00

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Apr 16, 2012 5:15 PM
LJ;1145305 wrote:Now, back on topic, the trolling of my wife....


My buddy said to keep it up there out of principle.

"woman, this is a trophy of my providing for this family, you shall respect it as such"
A simple bowling trophy wouldve looked much better.
Apr 16, 2012 5:15pm
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Tigerfan00

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3,427 posts
Apr 16, 2012 5:19 PM
LJ;1145357 wrote:Ok pussy
Thats an attack, moderater
Apr 16, 2012 5:19pm
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Skyhook79

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Apr 16, 2012 5:25 PM
sleeper;1145285 wrote:Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
Hunter
Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
Architect
Baseball player
Teacher
Civil Rights Activist


I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.
Police officer/State Patrol
Apr 16, 2012 5:25pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

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Apr 16, 2012 5:58 PM
Tigerfan00;1145392 wrote:Thats an attack, moderater
QQ
Apr 16, 2012 5:58pm
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gerb131

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Apr 16, 2012 6:14 PM
I like it. Stroke the furry wall LJ's wife.
Apr 16, 2012 6:14pm
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dwccrew

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Apr 16, 2012 8:27 PM
sleeper;1145285 wrote:Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
Hunter
Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
Architect
Baseball player
Teacher
Civil Rights Activist


I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.

I notice that McDonald's frachise owner is not on that list yet.
Apr 16, 2012 8:27pm
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Mr Miyagi

wax on, wax off

1,211 posts
Apr 16, 2012 9:09 PM
Put these in her van and tell her you are going to bleach the skulls and put them in your man room.

Apr 16, 2012 9:09pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Apr 16, 2012 9:15 PM
Apr 16, 2012 9:15pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Apr 16, 2012 9:26 PM
Tigerfan00;1145388 wrote:A simple bowling trophy wouldve looked much better.
/Mr. 300'd?
Apr 16, 2012 9:26pm
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LJ

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Apr 16, 2012 9:27 PM
Mr Miyagi;1145524 wrote:Put these in her van and tell her you are going to bleach the skulls and put them in your man room.

That is far beyond my level of redneck
Apr 16, 2012 9:27pm
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Mr Miyagi

wax on, wax off

1,211 posts
Apr 16, 2012 9:34 PM
I thought you have done everything?
Apr 16, 2012 9:34pm
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1_beast

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Apr 17, 2012 12:39 AM
LJ;1145534 wrote:That is far beyond my level of redneck
Very doubtful
Apr 17, 2012 12:39am
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Curly J

Self Pwner in Training.

7,282 posts
Apr 17, 2012 1:10 AM
1_beast;1145695 wrote:Very doubtful

Does it take a redneck to know a redneck ???
Apr 17, 2012 1:10am
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2kool4skool

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Apr 17, 2012 2:21 PM
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