My wife isn't fond of my interior decorating skills

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LJ

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Apr 16, 2012 1:23 PM


She came home yesterday and this was on the wall in the living room, she wasn't too thrilled


Apr 16, 2012 1:23pm
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sleeper

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Apr 16, 2012 1:23 PM
Did you skin that yourself?
Apr 16, 2012 1:23pm
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LJ

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Apr 16, 2012 1:24 PM
sleeper;1145209 wrote:Did you skin that yourself?
yes
Apr 16, 2012 1:24pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Apr 16, 2012 1:25 PM
You can always find another wife, but nice deer hides like that are few and far between.
Apr 16, 2012 1:25pm
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Apr 16, 2012 1:25 PM
LJ;1145210 wrote:yes
I'll go ahead and add "professional animal skinner and interior decorator" to your job list.
Apr 16, 2012 1:25pm
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Raw Dawgin' it

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Apr 16, 2012 1:26 PM
looks like shit, she's right.
Apr 16, 2012 1:26pm
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LJ

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Apr 16, 2012 1:26 PM
sleeper;1145214 wrote:I'll go ahead and add "professional animal skinner and interior decorator" to your job list.
I didn't tan it though.
Apr 16, 2012 1:26pm
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Apr 16, 2012 1:26 PM
LJ;1145216 wrote:I didn't have sex with it though.
Fixed.
Apr 16, 2012 1:26pm
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Apr 16, 2012 1:27 PM
Raw Dawgin' it;1145215 wrote:looks like shit, she's right.
I know, it's going in my man room draped over the safe.

This morning she emailed me "well if it makes you happy the hide on the wall is growing on me"

ROFL
Apr 16, 2012 1:27pm
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Apr 16, 2012 1:27 PM
LJ;1145220 wrote:I know, it's going in my man room draped over the safe.

This morning she emailed me "well if it makes you happy the hide on the wall is growing on me"

ROFL
Wow, you have an exciting life.
Apr 16, 2012 1:27pm
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Apr 16, 2012 1:27 PM
sleeper;1145214 wrote:I'll go ahead and add "professional animal skinner and interior decorator" to your job list.
How does the rest of the list read?
Apr 16, 2012 1:27pm
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Apr 16, 2012 1:49 PM
I didn't know you lived in a trailer.
Apr 16, 2012 1:49pm
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Apr 16, 2012 1:50 PM
LJ;1145216 wrote:I didn't tan it though.
I don't blame you. That new tanning tax is racist.
:P
Apr 16, 2012 1:50pm
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Apr 16, 2012 1:51 PM
justincredible;1145244 wrote:I didn't know you lived in a trailer.
Double wide, son
Apr 16, 2012 1:51pm
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Apr 16, 2012 1:52 PM
LJ;1145248 wrote:Double wide, son
..or is it a quarter wide, triple long. Makes ya feel like you are living in a hallway.
Apr 16, 2012 1:52pm
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Apr 16, 2012 1:58 PM
LJ;1145248 wrote:Double wide, son
Living the high life.
Apr 16, 2012 1:58pm
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Apr 16, 2012 2:15 PM
I decorated your wifes interior with semen.
Apr 16, 2012 2:15pm
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Apr 16, 2012 2:30 PM
ernest_t_bass;1145224 wrote:How does the rest of the list read?
Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
Hunter
Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
Architect
Baseball player
Teacher
Civil Rights Activist


I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.
Apr 16, 2012 2:30pm
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Apr 16, 2012 2:39 PM
sleeper;1145285 wrote:Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
Hunter
Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
Architect
Baseball player
Teacher
Civil Rights Activist


I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.
You already have a thread on this in the basement, please keep your bullshit there. Thanks
Apr 16, 2012 2:39pm
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Apr 16, 2012 2:47 PM
sleeper;1145285 wrote:Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
Hunter
Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
Architect
Baseball player
Teacher
Civil Rights Activist


I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.
You forgot "internet forum moderator."
Apr 16, 2012 2:47pm
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Apr 16, 2012 2:48 PM
LJ;1145294 wrote:You already have a thread on this in the basement, please keep your bullshit there. Thanks
LJ, you only moderate the politics forum. Please keep your moderatering there. Thanks.
Apr 16, 2012 2:48pm
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Apr 16, 2012 2:53 PM
ernest_t_bass;1145300 wrote:You forgot "internet forum moderator."
ernest_t_bass;1145301 wrote:LJ, you only moderate the politics forum. Please keep your moderatering there. Thanks.
DIAF
Apr 16, 2012 2:53pm
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LJ

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Apr 16, 2012 2:54 PM
Now, back on topic, the trolling of my wife....


My buddy said to keep it up there out of principle.

"woman, this is a trophy of my providing for this family, you shall respect it as such"
Apr 16, 2012 2:54pm
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Apr 16, 2012 2:56 PM
LJ;1145304 wrote:DIAF
DILLIGAF?
Apr 16, 2012 2:56pm
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Apr 16, 2012 3:36 PM
ernest_t_bass;1145301 wrote:LJ, you only moderate the politics forum. Please keep your moderatering there. Thanks.
Lulz.
Apr 16, 2012 3:36pm