
She came home yesterday and this was on the wall in the living room, she wasn't too thrilled

yessleeper;1145209 wrote:Did you skin that yourself?
I'll go ahead and add "professional animal skinner and interior decorator" to your job list.LJ;1145210 wrote:yes
I didn't tan it though.sleeper;1145214 wrote:I'll go ahead and add "professional animal skinner and interior decorator" to your job list.
Fixed.LJ;1145216 wrote:I didn't have sex with it though.
I know, it's going in my man room draped over the safe.Raw Dawgin' it;1145215 wrote:looks like shit, she's right.
Wow, you have an exciting life.LJ;1145220 wrote:I know, it's going in my man room draped over the safe.
This morning she emailed me "well if it makes you happy the hide on the wall is growing on me"
ROFL
How does the rest of the list read?sleeper;1145214 wrote:I'll go ahead and add "professional animal skinner and interior decorator" to your job list.
I don't blame you. That new tanning tax is racist.LJ;1145216 wrote:I didn't tan it though.
Double wide, sonjustincredible;1145244 wrote:I didn't know you lived in a trailer.
..or is it a quarter wide, triple long. Makes ya feel like you are living in a hallway.LJ;1145248 wrote:Double wide, son
Living the high life.LJ;1145248 wrote:Double wide, son
Accountanternest_t_bass;1145224 wrote:How does the rest of the list read?
You already have a thread on this in the basement, please keep your bullshit there. Thankssleeper;1145285 wrote:Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
Hunter
Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
Architect
Baseball player
Teacher
Civil Rights Activist
I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.
You forgot "internet forum moderator."sleeper;1145285 wrote:Accountant
Attorney
Derivatives trader
Farmer
Hunter
Scientist
Engineer
Librarian
Cattle Herder
Astronaut
Carpenter
Car Mechanic
Grocery store bagger
Bartender
Surgeon
Architect
Baseball player
Teacher
Civil Rights Activist
I'm probably forgetting a few, but LJ has pretty much done and been everything. If he hasn't, he'll Google it and pretend he does.
LJ, you only moderate the politics forum. Please keep your moderatering there. Thanks.LJ;1145294 wrote:You already have a thread on this in the basement, please keep your bullshit there. Thanks
ernest_t_bass;1145300 wrote:You forgot "internet forum moderator."
DIAFernest_t_bass;1145301 wrote:LJ, you only moderate the politics forum. Please keep your moderatering there. Thanks.
DILLIGAF?LJ;1145304 wrote:DIAF
Lulz.ernest_t_bass;1145301 wrote:LJ, you only moderate the politics forum. Please keep your moderatering there. Thanks.