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Apr 6, 2012 11:01 AM
You will have the greatest challenges and the greates rewards of your life with this new chapter. Congratulations.
Apr 6, 2012 11:01am
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Apr 6, 2012 1:22 PM
Go4alOngbOmB;1137282 wrote:My wife and I talked about having kids, she went off her pills, said it would be 3 months....that was in December. Now she is 3 weeks late, and took 4 different tests. All came up positive.....I couldn't be happier...but I'm also kinda lost, whats a dude do in this situation.....it is my wife moving to Mexico is NOT an option!
Pregnant sex = Damn. Yeah.
Apr 6, 2012 1:22pm
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Apr 6, 2012 1:23 PM
Stairs are still a viable option.
Apr 6, 2012 1:23pm
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Apr 6, 2012 5:12 PM
don't forget the paternity test.

You may end up on Jerry Springer.



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Apr 6, 2012 5:12pm
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Apr 6, 2012 5:13 PM
Oh yeah...Congrats.
Apr 6, 2012 5:13pm
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Iliketurtles

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Apr 6, 2012 5:21 PM
Victory in Jesus!
Apr 6, 2012 5:21pm
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NNN

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Apr 19, 2012 3:10 AM
Go4alOngbOmB;1137282 wrote:My wife and I talked about having kids, she went off her pills, said it would be 3 months....that was in December. Now she is 3 weeks late, and took 4 different tests. All came up positive.....I couldn't be happier...but I'm also kinda lost, whats a dude do in this situation.....it is my wife moving to Mexico is NOT an option!
Blow a load in every hole as often as possible. She can't complain; it's for her health and the health of the little bastard.

http://www.momlogic.com/2009/06/is_oral_sex_good_for_your_fetu.php
Apr 19, 2012 3:10am
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Go4alOngbOmB

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Apr 19, 2012 3:19 AM
^^^^^^^


Sir you may have single handed (or double, who knows) have been a savior to me. LOL. She is listening to all her friends who have had kids.....I just forwarded that article to her.....we shall see what happens! HAHA.

And if the kid comes out black.....Ill call Springer 1st thing the next morning! LOL


JERRY JERRY JERRY!
Apr 19, 2012 3:19am
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NNN

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Apr 19, 2012 3:28 AM
Go4alOngbOmB;1147669 wrote:And if the kid comes out black.....Ill call Springer 1st thing the next morning! LOL


JERRY JERRY JERRY!
The entire conversation would be, "Jerry, my wife gave birth to a bi-racial baby. Clearly it's not mine. I'm not mad though...he's GONNA BE AN ALL-STAR!!!!!"
Apr 19, 2012 3:28am
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NNN

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Apr 19, 2012 3:31 AM
Go4alOngbOmB;1147669 wrote:^^^^^^^


Sir you may have single handed (or double, who knows) have been a savior to me. LOL. She is listening to all her friends who have had kids.....I just forwarded that article to her.....we shall see what happens! HAHA.
Here's your actual medical study links:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10706945
http://www.ajog.org/article/S0002-9378%2803%2900100-5/abstract
http://www.ajog.org/article/S0002-9378%2803%2900355-7/abstract



And if the kid comes out black.....Ill call Springer 1st thing the next morning! LOL


JERRY JERRY JERRY!
The entire conversation would be, "Jerry, my wife gave birth to a bi-racial baby. Clearly it's not mine. I'm not mad though...he's GONNA BE AN ALL-STAR!!!!!"
Apr 19, 2012 3:31am
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Go4alOngbOmB

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Apr 19, 2012 3:38 AM
Well, I can only hope he looks Chinese....cause that little SOB could pay for my retirement!
Apr 19, 2012 3:38am