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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 27, 2012 10:46 PM
Over the winter somehow a bare spot developed in my lawn near the curb. The bare spot is approximately 2.5' x 4'. On Sunday I scuffed up the soil, planted grass seed and covered the planted area with straw.

Last evening I watched the fucking retard who lives down the street walking her two Golden Retrievers, and where to they stop to piss? Yep, right in the straw pile in my yard. What does she do? She let's them piss right there on my newly planted lawn.

I opened the door and yelled to get the fucking dogs off my grass, her reaction, of course, she let them finish.

Other than sneaking into her house and upper decking her toilet or banging her hottest friend, what suggestions do you have for me to get me revenge on this completely retarded act?
Mar 27, 2012 10:46pm
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wildcats20

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Mar 27, 2012 10:50 PM
Do you have a sidewalk between your yard and the street?
Mar 27, 2012 10:50pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 27, 2012 10:50 PM
wildcats20;1129674 wrote:Do you have a sidewalk between your yard and the street?

No.
Mar 27, 2012 10:50pm
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Mar 27, 2012 10:50 PM
I got nothing then.
Mar 27, 2012 10:50pm
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Mar 27, 2012 10:57 PM
I thought you meant the rapper, and got sad
Mar 27, 2012 10:57pm
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Mar 27, 2012 10:57 PM
THE4RINGZ;1129666 wrote:the fucking retard who lives down the street
If know where the fucking retard lives, in the middle of the night spray some grass killing chemicals in the outline of a penis in her yard.
Mar 27, 2012 10:57pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 27, 2012 10:59 PM
Sonofanump;1129684 wrote:If know where the fucking retard lives, in the middle of the night spray some grass killing chemicals in the outline of a penis in her yard.

I like this a lot.
Mar 27, 2012 10:59pm
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Mar 27, 2012 10:59 PM
DeyDurkie5;1129682 wrote:I thought you meant the rapper, and got sad
ahahahaha. Well Played, reps when I can!
Mar 27, 2012 10:59pm
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Mar 27, 2012 11:00 PM
Just get some bleach.

We had kids do that to our rival high school in the shape of our school's logo on their 20 yard lines.
Mar 27, 2012 11:00pm
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Mar 27, 2012 11:01 PM
I'm going to be in Wooster this weekend. I'll find this woman and pee in her yard.
Mar 27, 2012 11:01pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 27, 2012 11:02 PM
ts1227;1129690 wrote:I'm going to be in Wooster this weekend. I'll find this woman and pee in her yard.

I'll pm you her address.

Let's grab a beer some weekend when you are in town.
Mar 27, 2012 11:02pm
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Mar 27, 2012 11:02 PM
Piss on her dogs.
Mar 27, 2012 11:02pm
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Mar 27, 2012 11:05 PM
THE4RINGZ;1129691 wrote:I'll pm you her address.

Let's grab a beer some weekend when you are in town.
I'll be relocating there more permanently in a few weeks, after that we'll have to.
Mar 27, 2012 11:05pm
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Mar 27, 2012 11:06 PM
DeyDurkie5;1129682 wrote:I thought you meant the rapper, and got sad
Exactly what I thought when I first saw the title as well
Mar 27, 2012 11:06pm
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THE4RINGZ

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Mar 27, 2012 11:07 PM
ts1227;1129699 wrote:I'll be relocating there more permanently in a few weeks, after that we'll have to.

Nice. If you are coming here and need to find some employment let me know, I have tons of contacts in the area.
Mar 27, 2012 11:07pm
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Mar 27, 2012 11:08 PM
dwccrew;1129694 wrote:Piss on her dogs.
Haha, winner winner.
Mar 27, 2012 11:08pm
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Mar 27, 2012 11:22 PM
Pee in her butt.
Mar 27, 2012 11:22pm
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Early Cuyler

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Mar 27, 2012 11:31 PM
Seriously doe, if the actual rapper died, anybody that knew 2 shits about hip-hop would become instantly depressed.
Mar 27, 2012 11:31pm
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Mar 28, 2012 5:34 AM
THE4RINGZ;1129666 wrote:Over the winter somehow a bare spot developed in my lawn near the curb. The bare spot is approximately 2.5' x 4'. On Sunday I scuffed up the soil, planted grass seed and covered the planted area with straw.

Last evening I watched the fucking retard who lives down the street walking her two Golden Retrievers, and where to they stop to piss? Yep, right in the straw pile in my yard. What does she do? She let's them piss right there on my newly planted lawn.

I opened the door and yelled to get the fucking dogs off my grass, her reaction, of course, she let them finish.

Other than sneaking into her house and upper decking her toilet or banging her hottest friend, what suggestions do you have for me to get me revenge on this completely retarded act?
If you don't have a sidewalk where was she walking the dogs?
Mar 28, 2012 5:34am
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Mar 28, 2012 6:06 AM
its obvious, shit in a bag... set it on on her porch, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run.
Or just shit on her porch
Mar 28, 2012 6:06am
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Mar 28, 2012 8:46 AM
Skyhook79;1129793 wrote:If you don't have a sidewalk where was she walking the dogs?
probably the street - R.I.P Common Sense.

Also, if she's trespassing can't you shoot her?
Mar 28, 2012 8:46am
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Mar 28, 2012 8:47 AM
Skyhook79;1129793 wrote:If you don't have a sidewalk where was she walking the dogs?

On the street, and obviously through people's yards.
Mar 28, 2012 8:47am
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Mar 28, 2012 8:48 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1129808 wrote:
Also, if she's trespassing can't you shoot her?
She wasn't carrying a bag of Skittles, so no.
Mar 28, 2012 8:48am
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Mar 28, 2012 8:54 AM
Just let it go. Be the bigger man here and not plot revenge.
Mar 28, 2012 8:54am
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Mar 28, 2012 8:54 AM
THE4RINGZ;1129809 wrote:On the street, and obviously through people's yards.
Do you live in the city limits or outside the limits?
Mar 28, 2012 8:54am