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Mar 28, 2012 8:55 AM
THE4RINGZ;1129810 wrote:She wasn't carrying a bag of Skittles, so no.
lol #toosoon
Mar 28, 2012 8:55am
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Mar 28, 2012 8:55 AM
Skyhook79;1129817 wrote:Do you live in the city limits or outside the limits?
why don't you just make a point instead of asking 20 questions?
Mar 28, 2012 8:55am
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Mar 28, 2012 8:57 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1129808 wrote:probably the street - R.I.P Common Sense.

Also, if she's trespassing can't you shoot her?
She was in the street thats not trespassing- RIP Common Sense
Mar 28, 2012 8:57am
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Mar 28, 2012 8:59 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1129820 wrote:why don't you just make a point instead of asking 20 questions?
Because I like to get as much information as possible before I form an opinion unlike someone ^^^ I know.
Mar 28, 2012 8:59am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:02 AM
Skyhook79;1129817 wrote:Do you live in the city limits or outside the limits?
I live in the city, in a nice residential neighborhood.
Mar 28, 2012 9:02am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:05 AM
THE4RINGZ;1129826 wrote:I live in the city, in a nice residential neighborhood.
How much of your yard from the curb does the city own or does your city not have an ordinance for that?
Mar 28, 2012 9:05am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:09 AM
Sonofanump;1129684 wrote:If know where the fucking retard lives, in the middle of the night spray some grass killing chemicals in the outline of a penis in her yard.
I did this in high school all the time. Was awesome. It'd come up like 2 weeks later and the guy would be like, wtfbbq?
Mar 28, 2012 9:09am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:09 AM
Skyhook79;1129821 wrote:She was in the street thats not trespassing- RIP Common Sense
If your property is trespassing on my property i can shoot it.

And if there isn't a side walk, where the fuck did you think she was walking, on roofs?
Mar 28, 2012 9:09am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:11 AM
Skyhook79;1129831 wrote:How much of your yard from the curb does the city own or does your city not have an ordinance for that?
The ordinance here as I understand it only applies to the Devil's Strip if you have a sidewalk, I don't therefore I own the property up to the curb, thus the reason I planted the grass seed, and didn't call the city to do it.
Mar 28, 2012 9:11am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:11 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1129837 wrote:If your property is trespassing on my property i can shoot it.

And if there isn't a side walk, where the fuck did you think she was walking, on roofs?
Through his yard by the street. R.I.P. Common Sense.
Mar 28, 2012 9:11am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:13 AM
THE4RINGZ;1129839 wrote:The ordinance here as I understand it only applies to the Devil's Strip if you have a sidewalk, I don't therefore I own the property up to the curb, thus the reason I planted the grass seed, and didn't call the city to do it.
OK, I would just go to the lady if it happens again and ask her to not let her dogs pee in your grass, female dog urine will kill grass, I would also suggest not using profanity when doing this. If that doesn't work call the Police.
Mar 28, 2012 9:13am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:14 AM
THE4RINGZ;1129839 wrote:The ordinance here as I understand it only applies to the Devil's Strip if you have a sidewalk, I don't therefore I own the property up to the curb, thus the reason I planted the grass seed, and didn't call the city to do it.
Almost everywhere has an easement of some sort because of buried utilities
Mar 28, 2012 9:14am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:18 AM
You can probably stop the dogs from peeing there altogether by spreading a generous amount of red pepper flakes all over that spot. Buy it bulk from Sam's Club or Costco.
Mar 28, 2012 9:18am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:22 AM
LJ;1129844 wrote:Almost everywhere has an easement of some sort because of buried utilities
An easement is different than ownership which was the question I was answering. I am sure the city does have an easement near the utilities. Although on this particular part of my lot there are no underground utilities.
Mar 28, 2012 9:22am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:29 AM
THE4RINGZ;1129855 wrote:An easement is different than ownership which was the question I was answering. I am sure the city does have an easement near the utilities. Although on this particular part of my lot there are no underground utilities.
A public easement would allow for public use.

I would just do the red pepper. We had new neighbors move in with flea infested dogs. Their dogs kept coming into our yard and we started finding fleas on our dogs, so we basically made a border with red pepper. Havent seen them in the yard since
Mar 28, 2012 9:29am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:30 AM
THE4RINGZ;1129666 wrote:Over the winter somehow a bare spot developed in my lawn near the curb. The bare spot is approximately 2.5' x 4'. On Sunday I scuffed up the soil, planted grass seed and covered the planted area with straw.

Last evening I watched the ****ing retard who lives down the street walking her two Golden Retrievers, and where to they stop to piss? Yep, right in the straw pile in my yard. What does she do? She let's them piss right there on my newly planted lawn.

I opened the door and yelled to get the ****ing dogs off my grass, her reaction, of course, she let them finish.

Other than sneaking into her house and upper decking her toilet or banging her hottest friend, what suggestions do you have for me to get me revenge on this completely retarded act?
Become your neighborhood watch leader and cap her ass.
Mar 28, 2012 9:30am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:31 AM
LJ;1129862 wrote:A public easement would allow for public use.

I would just do the red pepper. We had new neighbors move in with flea infested dogs. Their dogs kept coming into our yard and we started finding fleas on our dogs, so we basically made a border with red pepper. Havent seen them in the yard since
if the woman is a bitch anti freeze works too.
Mar 28, 2012 9:31am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:34 AM
Raw Dawgin' it;1129865 wrote:if the woman is a bitch anti freeze works too.
No reason to punish the dog.

But I like your idea in her morning coffee
Mar 28, 2012 9:34am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:47 AM
Getting back on track here, I don't care if she has the legal right to exercise her dogs on the three or four feet of property by the curb with or without an ordinance, I don't care if her dog pisses in my yard (on the fully grown grass), I do care, and thus the reason for this thread, that she allowed he dogs to piss on the newly planted grass which was clearly marked by the straw covering.
Mar 28, 2012 9:47am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:52 AM
Back on track? With respect, you've got your answer already.
Mar 28, 2012 9:52am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:54 AM
THE4RINGZ;1129883 wrote:Getting back on track here, I don't care if she has the legal right to exercise her dogs on the three or four feet of property by the curb with or without an ordinance, I don't care if her dog pisses in my yard (on the fully grown grass), I do care, and thus the reason for this thread, that she allowed he dogs to piss on the newly planted grass which was clearly marked by the straw covering.
So cover it in red pepper flakes

problem solved
Mar 28, 2012 9:54am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:56 AM
THE4RINGZ;1129883 wrote:Getting back on track here, I don't care if she has the legal right to exercise her dogs on the three or four feet of property by the curb with or without an ordinance, I don't care if her dog pisses in my yard (on the fully grown grass), I do care, and thus the reason for this thread, that she allowed he dogs to piss on the newly planted grass which was clearly marked by the straw covering.
Your assuming this imbecile knew what straw on the ground meant! lol
Mar 28, 2012 9:56am
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Mar 28, 2012 9:58 AM
Quit stealing my answers LJ. That's twice now lol.
Mar 28, 2012 9:58am
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Mar 28, 2012 10:18 AM
Fuck her dogs. That'll teach her and them.
Mar 28, 2012 10:18am
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Mar 28, 2012 10:52 AM
Have Spike Lee tweet her address, then let the Black Panthers do the dirty work.
Mar 28, 2012 10:52am