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justincredible

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Mar 28, 2012 10:03 AM
Glory Days;1129904 wrote:most arent long and drawn out.
I have terrible luck. I'd get stuck on a trial that lasts a long ass time.
Mar 28, 2012 10:03am
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Curly J

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Mar 28, 2012 10:21 AM
I had jury duty a while back. I just had to call in every day after three, but my number was never came up.

I was able to get out of it once many years ago. I ran into the County Prosecutor and a local pub/restaurant and mentioned that my job prevented me from duty. He gave me the old guilt trip it. So the next time I gave it a shot, but got lucky.
Mar 28, 2012 10:21am
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Belly35

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Mar 28, 2012 10:26 AM
Send a “certified letter” to the Judge and or the Authority.
Stating that you are a business owner of a small (minor league) business and that your business is depended on your skills to keep the operation functioning at it maximum proficiency any short term interruption could cost the business irreversible financial damage.

Give a example of the potential if the system goes down.

Or you could post the Judge Name and e mail address and the OC could send e-mails that should basically speak volume of your moral and social values. :D
Mar 28, 2012 10:26am
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Mar 28, 2012 10:46 AM
Guilty concious for skipping out of jury duty? GTFO.
Mar 28, 2012 10:46am
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Mar 28, 2012 11:36 AM
justincredible;1129905 wrote:Believe me, I won't have a guilty conscious if I can get out of it because I won't be lying to get out of it. I'm simply going to have my boss write a letter explaining the burden it would put on the company. If that gets me out, great. If not, I'll deal with it.

Also, what does one typically wear to jury duty? Because I'll be showing up in jeans and a t shirt if I have to report.
Last time I went I wore dress pants, a white hood, a tie, dress pants and dress shoes. I didn't get selected.
Mar 28, 2012 11:36am
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Nick Mangold

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Mar 28, 2012 11:36 AM
sleeper;1129977 wrote:Last time I went I wore dress pants, a white hood, a tie, dress pants and dress shoes. I didn't get selected.
lol
Mar 28, 2012 11:36am
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Mar 28, 2012 11:38 AM
sleeper;1129977 wrote:Last time I went I wore dress pants, a white hood, a tie, dress pants and dress shoes. I didn't get selected.
You wore 2 pairs of dress pants?
Mar 28, 2012 11:38am
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Mar 28, 2012 2:13 PM
wildcats20;1129982 wrote:You wore 2 pairs of dress pants?
no wonder he didnt get selected, he wore pants for a shirt with a tie hanging from the open crotch.
Mar 28, 2012 2:13pm
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Mar 28, 2012 2:17 PM
sleeper;1129977 wrote:Last time I went I wore dress pants, a white hood, a tie, dress pants and dress shoes. I didn't get selected.
Haha only sleeper. Probably a black man in a white hood with 2 pairs of dress pants on.
Mar 28, 2012 2:17pm
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Mar 28, 2012 4:22 PM
I just found out that I'll be required to pay for parking if I have to report to the courthouse. That sucks.
Mar 28, 2012 4:22pm
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Mar 28, 2012 4:26 PM
justincredible;1130169 wrote:I just found out that I'll be required to pay for parking if I have to report to the courthouse. That sucks.
They probably validate.
Mar 28, 2012 4:26pm
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Mar 28, 2012 4:27 PM
Skyhook79;1130178 wrote:They probably validate.
Yeah, they validate for me to get a "discount" rate. I still have to pay $5 or $6 depending on the lot I park in.

http://www.hamilton-co.org/jcommissioner/PARKING.htm
Mar 28, 2012 4:27pm
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Mar 28, 2012 4:53 PM
justincredible;1130182 wrote:Yeah, they validate for me to get a "discount" rate. I still have to pay $5 or $6 depending on the lot I park in.

http://www.hamilton-co.org/jcommissioner/PARKING.htm

Yep and that's about 2 hours worth of pay for jury duty.
Mar 28, 2012 4:53pm
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genghis dong

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Mar 28, 2012 7:12 PM
If your company doesn't pay you for being on jury duty. You don't have to serve.
Mar 28, 2012 7:12pm
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Mar 28, 2012 7:28 PM
Ytowngirlinfla;1130082 wrote:Haha only sleeper. Probably a black man in a white hood with 2 pairs of dress pants on.
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Mar 28, 2012 7:28pm
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Mar 28, 2012 8:11 PM
i have been selected for jury duty numerous times, all were cancelled except for one. After they seated about 6 of the jurors they came to my number and asked " why would you make a good jury member?"
I looked the attorney in the eye and replied "Because I can tell if a guy is guilty just by looking at him"
The attorney turned toward the judge and asked that i be excused, and i was back to work by 10 am......
Mar 28, 2012 8:11pm
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Mar 28, 2012 8:15 PM
Trueblue23;1129711 wrote:I actually had jury duty last week, cancelled thank god.

Walked into jury duty smelling like Christian Slater once, that'll get you dismissed quickly lol

Smelling like Christian Slater? What he do, fuck you in the ass and cum in your hair and you forgot to shower?
Mar 28, 2012 8:15pm
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Mar 29, 2012 7:24 AM
Mr Miyagi;1130355 wrote:i have been selected for jury duty numerous times, all were cancelled except for one. After they seated about 6 of the jurors they came to my number and asked " why would you make a good jury member?"
I looked the attorney in the eye and replied "Because I can tell if a guy is guilty just by looking at him"
The attorney turned toward the judge and asked that i be excused, and i was back to work by 10 am......
Sounds made up to me...
Mar 29, 2012 7:24am
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Mar 29, 2012 8:16 AM
"Looks like Christmas comes a little early this year"

Mar 29, 2012 8:16am
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Mar 29, 2012 1:40 PM
Bio-Hazzzzard;1129371 wrote:Do what I did, I wrote a letter and said that I do not believe I should be forced serve in jury duty. I also said that whoever the defendant is for this case they are already guilty if I would be there juror. I basicically wanted to let them now that my decision would be guilty no matter what, that's what relieved me of duty.
Don't do that. You may be held in contempt and forced to stay there the entire time anyway. Or be fined.
Mar 29, 2012 1:40pm
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Mar 29, 2012 1:51 PM
Mr Miyagi;1130355 wrote:i have been selected for jury duty numerous times, all were cancelled except for one. After they seated about 6 of the jurors they came to my number and asked " why would you make a good jury member?"
I looked the attorney in the eye and replied "Because I can tell if a guy is guilty just by looking at him"
The attorney turned toward the judge and asked that i be excused, and i was back to work by 10 am......
If they asked "why would you make a good jury member?" I could answer it truthfully and they might dismiss me.

"I honestly do not feel like I would be a good jury member. I am easily distracted and my mind tends to wander when I am bored. Unless I find the case interesting I would likely make a terrible juror."

Would that get me in trouble?
Mar 29, 2012 1:51pm
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Mar 29, 2012 1:54 PM
justincredible;1131032 wrote:If they asked "why would you make a good jury member?" I could answer it truthfully and they might dismiss me.

"I honestly do not feel like I would be a good jury member. I am easily distracted and my mind tends to wander when I am bored. Unless I find the case interesting I would likely make a terrible juror."

Would that get me in trouble?
I'd hope not. Because if I got called on, that'd be my answer and it'd be honest. I don't give a fuck about shit like that. And if I don't care about something, it shows.
Mar 29, 2012 1:54pm
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Mar 29, 2012 1:56 PM
Heretic;1131034 wrote:I'd hope not. Because if I got called on, that'd be my answer and it'd be honest. I don't give a fuck about shit like that. And if I don't care about something, it shows.
Yeah, they may not like the answer but it would be 100% truth. Now, if the case was interesting I'd have no problem paying attention.
Mar 29, 2012 1:56pm
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Mar 29, 2012 2:15 PM
justincredible;1131036 wrote:Yeah, they may not like the answer but it would be 100% truth. Now, if the case was interesting I'd have no problem paying attention.

I think simply telling them your importance to your company is enough to get you off. If not, ban them from the OC.
Mar 29, 2012 2:15pm
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Mar 29, 2012 2:25 PM
pnhasbeen;1131059 wrote:I think simply telling them your importance to your company is enough to get you off. If not, ban them from the OC.
Oh, they're already banned.
Mar 29, 2012 2:25pm