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Another apocalypse thread: do you think you'll experience it in your lifetime?

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justincredible

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Mar 19, 2012 1:29 PM
Could be zombies, aliens, whatever. Do you think you'll experience the apocalypse before you die?
Mar 19, 2012 1:29pm
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enigmaax

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4,511 posts
Mar 19, 2012 1:29 PM
Like my liver is gonna last that long.
Mar 19, 2012 1:29pm
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fish82

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Mar 19, 2012 1:31 PM
Well, I'm currently in first place in my bracket pool, so I'm pretty sure it's already here.
Mar 19, 2012 1:31pm
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1_beast

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Mar 19, 2012 1:34 PM
yep...the end is near....the Mayan's said so.
Mar 19, 2012 1:34pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Mar 19, 2012 1:34 PM
fish82;1121237 wrote:Well, I'm currently in first place in my bracket pool, so I'm pretty sure it's already here.
My wife is in 2nd for her work pool so you might be right. The chick in 1st is Mick Cronin's sister.
Mar 19, 2012 1:34pm
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GOONx19

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Mar 19, 2012 1:37 PM
1_beast;1121241 wrote:yep...the end is near....the Mayan's said so.
According to the Mayans, the end was 6 months ago.
Mar 19, 2012 1:37pm
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FatHobbit

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Mar 19, 2012 1:50 PM
I think probably not.
Mar 19, 2012 1:50pm
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mcburg93

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Mar 19, 2012 2:18 PM
I voted yes.
Mar 19, 2012 2:18pm
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Sonofanump

Mar 19, 2012 2:21 PM
No, I own all apple products, so I am safe from such an event.
Mar 19, 2012 2:21pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Mar 19, 2012 2:23 PM
Ill kill myself before i get fucked in the ass by an alien
Mar 19, 2012 2:23pm
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Heretic

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Mar 19, 2012 2:24 PM
Sonofanump;1121290 wrote:No, I own all apple products, so I am safe from such an event.
TRUTH! No worries here. I just need to know in advance, so I can hoard enough beer to last at least 3-4 days.
Mar 19, 2012 2:24pm
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Devils Advocate

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Mar 19, 2012 2:29 PM
Heretic;1121293 wrote:TRUTH! No worries here. I just need to know in advance, so I can hoard enough beer to last at least 3-4 days.
If you are running from aliens trying to fuck you in the ass, you might only have a chance to drink a 40 in 3 or 4 days. ( hint: do not try to pick up your beer if you drop it )
Mar 19, 2012 2:29pm
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Commander of Awesome

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Mar 19, 2012 2:31 PM
Nope.
Mar 19, 2012 2:31pm
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Heretic

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Mar 19, 2012 2:34 PM
Devils Advocate;1121302 wrote:If you are running from aliens trying to fuck you in the ass, you might only have a chance to drink a 40 in 3 or 4 days. ( hint: do not try to pick up your beer if you drop it )
Well, if it's aliens trying to fuck me up the ass, all bets are off. Death before that!
Mar 19, 2012 2:34pm
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justincredible

Nick Mangold

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Mar 19, 2012 4:08 PM
DeyDurkie5;1121291 wrote:Ill kill myself before i get fucked in the ass by an alien

Same. I'll try to survive in a zombie apocalypse but I'd kill myself if it were some sort of fucked up alien race.
Mar 19, 2012 4:08pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Mar 19, 2012 4:10 PM
Not if I kill you first.
Mar 19, 2012 4:10pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Mar 19, 2012 4:11 PM
GOONx19;1121247 wrote:According to the Mayans, the end was 6 months ago.
If you're talking about the leap year theory, that was debunked.
Mar 19, 2012 4:11pm
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justincredible

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Mar 19, 2012 4:12 PM
Steel Valley Football;1121355 wrote:Not if I kill you first.

Do it, pussy.
Mar 19, 2012 4:12pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Mar 19, 2012 4:20 PM
justincredible;1121358 wrote:Do it, ****.
Well, it would actually be my gun killing you becuz people don't kill people; guns kill people. But, I would be doing the urinating on your lifeless, bullett-ridden body.
Mar 19, 2012 4:20pm
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Sonofanump

Mar 19, 2012 4:46 PM
Steel Valley Football;1121368 wrote:Well, it would actually be my gun killing you becuz people don't kill people; guns kill people. But, I would be doing the urinating on your lifeless, bullett-ridden body.
Bullshit, guns kill people the same way spoons made Rosie O'Donell fat.
Mar 19, 2012 4:46pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Mar 19, 2012 5:09 PM
Sonofanump;1121387 wrote:Bull****, guns kill people the same way spoons made Rosie O'Donell fat.

Rosie eats with forks only. But, anyway, it was a joke. I was kidding. It wasn't serious. Totally in jest. I was being sarcastic. It was tomfoolery and shenanigans.
Mar 19, 2012 5:09pm
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Sonofanump

Mar 19, 2012 5:37 PM
Steel Valley Football;1121413 wrote:Rosie eats with forks only. But, anyway, it was a joke. I was kidding. It wasn't serious. Totally in jest. I was being sarcastic. It was tomfoolery and shenanigans.
Duh, so was I.

Mar 19, 2012 5:37pm
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Steel Valley Football

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Mar 19, 2012 9:28 PM
I changed my mind. I wasn't kidding.
Mar 19, 2012 9:28pm
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Sonofanump

Mar 19, 2012 9:47 PM
Steel Valley Football;1121682 wrote:I changed my mind. I wasn't kidding.
That she eats only with forks? Epic!
Mar 19, 2012 9:47pm
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Mar 19, 2012 9:49 PM
I can only hope.
Mar 19, 2012 9:49pm