Got Laid Today Check In Thread

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dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Feb 17, 2012 7:08pm
Pick6;1089245 wrote:yeah I've already made it clear im not looking for anything. She sort of comes off to me as the stalker type..oh well, its been a couple week since Ive been laid. I'll push my luck.
Hahaha, I remember when I did the same thing in college. She thinks she can "change" your mind. Just reverse mind fuck her and after you bang her, tell her how much you want to get married right now and have babies right now. That should make her run; if not and she is into that, buy a gun and a shovel.
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DeadliestWarrior34
Posts: 3,101
Feb 17, 2012 9:59pm
sherm03;1089070 wrote:Awesome! Approval from someone on a message board!
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bwcomet89
Posts: 633
Feb 18, 2012 2:31am
dwccrew;1089236 wrote:Well that is why you pay a prostitute, to leave. You're not special. And I don't think she came 5 times, that is just vaginal discharge from Herpes. Get tested, bro.
Lol. I wondered why it was all yellow. A wart is a trophy. You've seen the prostitutes patrolling the streets of T-town, you'd have to be pretty desperate to even let one of those in your car.
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dwccrew
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Feb 18, 2012 12:36pm
bwcomet89;1089399 wrote:Lol. I wondered why it was all yellow. A wart is a trophy. You've seen the prostitutes patrolling the streets of T-town, you'd have to be pretty desperate to even let one of those in your car.
Oh yeah, I don't let them in my car, I just take them in a back alley and bang them behind a dumpster. No condom of course.