ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 14, 2012 10:43pm
ccrunner609;1086255 wrote:I dont know if it was because she looks up and sees my ripped abs, nice pecs, the good rhythm or my big dick that does it.
You are so fucking retarded.
Commander of Awesome
Posts: 23,151
Feb 14, 2012 10:45pm
sigh, god help me....+1ernest_t_bass;1086327 wrote:You are so fucking retarded.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Feb 14, 2012 10:49pm
Your dick only SEEMS big. When you only fuck children, you have to keep in mind that they aren't full grown people yet.ccrunner609;1086255 wrote:I dont know if it was because she looks up and sees my ripped abs, nice pecs, the good rhythm or my big dick that does it.
Perspective...pedo.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Feb 14, 2012 11:32pm
Wife is taking a bath, after that....her real Valentine's Day gift.
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Feb 14, 2012 11:36pm
ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.
3? Rofl
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Feb 14, 2012 11:40pm
LJ;1086377 wrote:3? Rofl
If my wife doesn't cross the finish line during foreplay it isn't going any further.
The Equalizer
Posts: 1,003
Feb 15, 2012 12:14am
I like how pedorunner didn't answer the part about it being a school day.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Feb 15, 2012 12:18am
yeah.. i didnt get laid. this valentine's day can go fuck itself...
still got rosey palmer + her sisters though!
still got rosey palmer + her sisters though!
derek bomar
Posts: 3,722
Feb 15, 2012 5:45am
You're a super cool dude.Commander of Awesome;1086324 wrote:Not funny, nice fail derek.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Feb 15, 2012 6:23am
Sounds like something 609 would say.ernest_t_bass;1086070 wrote:Mine will come when the kids are in bed.
said_aouita
Posts: 8,532
Feb 15, 2012 6:26am
That's pathetic. As a distance runner, I'd expect you do be better.ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:My personal record is 3.
Tell your wife to text me if she wants to (at least) double that number.
Crimson streak
Posts: 9,002
Feb 15, 2012 6:41am
I got nothing. Had to work last night kind of sucks. I'm about to be at home and I'm gonna wake her ass up haha
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 15, 2012 6:53am
THE4RINGZ;1086379 wrote:If my wife doesn't cross the finish line during foreplay it isn't going any further.
Foreplay? What's that?
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Feb 15, 2012 7:00am
Sorry guys but if you have to look for special events to get laid you're doing something wrong. Three time a week is almost a standard in my wife and I relationship after 41 years. I assume that why some of you are in Bowling or Golf leagues no sex so you play with your balls. :laugh:
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 15, 2012 8:36am
Belly35;1086432 wrote:Sorry guys but if you have to look for special events to get laid you're doing something wrong. Three time a week is almost a standard in my wife and I relationship after 41 years. I assume that why some of you are in Bowling or Golf leagues no sex so you play with your balls. :laugh:
STFU old man!ernest_t_bass;1086097 wrote:Lol. I said "at least." This is a check in thread for TODAY, not your whole fucking life.
GoChiefs
Posts: 16,754
Feb 15, 2012 8:56am
Guess it's a good thing Viagra was invented?Belly35;1086432 wrote:Sorry guys but if you have to look for special events to get laid you're doing something wrong. Three time a week is almost a standard in my wife and I relationship after 41 years. I assume that why some of you are in Bowling or Golf leagues no sex so you play with your balls. :laugh:
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Feb 15, 2012 10:12am
I guess! I wouldn't knowGoChiefs;1086488 wrote:Guess it's a good thing Viagra was invented?
If it doesn't come in the Kama Sutra kit we don't use it...:laugh:
LJ
Posts: 16,351
Feb 15, 2012 10:14am
Do you leave the eyepatch on Belly?
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thavoice
Posts: 14,376
Feb 15, 2012 10:24am
Nope.
Wife insists married couples dont have sex.
Wife insists married couples dont have sex.
Belly35
Posts: 9,716
Feb 15, 2012 10:30am
Over the years I have found that all the women prefer the mystique of the man with the patch.</SPAN>LJ;1086551 wrote:Do you leave the eyepatch on Belly?
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Feb 15, 2012 10:41am
"I got laid by MY guy, ccrunner"
signed,
Rosie Palm
signed,
Rosie Palm
krambman
Posts: 3,606
Feb 15, 2012 11:08am
In order to nut you have have to have huts. Therefore your wife is a man.ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.
FatHobbit
Posts: 8,651
Feb 15, 2012 11:08am
FIFYkrambman;1086593 wrote:In order to nut you have have to have huts. Therefore your wife is a boy.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 15, 2012 11:25am
Wait, wat? You're joking, right? You continue to amaze all of us, that you are still with this woman.thavoice;1086558 wrote:Nope.
Wife insists married couples dont have sex.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 15, 2012 11:26am
What's with the funky "Cafe Press" tattoo on your face?Belly35;1086565 wrote:Over the years I have found that all the women prefer the mystique of the man with the patch.