Archive Got Laid Today Check In Thread

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Feb 14, 2012 8:00pm

A man should at least get laid on his birthday, anniversary, and valentines day. Any lucky winners today. Mine will come when the kids are in bed.

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jmog

Posts: 6,567

Feb 14, 2012 8:17pm

If you are married or in a serious relationship and have to look forward to getting laid 3 times a year, that is sad. I'm upset if it isn't at least 3 times a week and we've been married 12 years.

brutus161

Posts: 1,686

Feb 14, 2012 8:18pm

ernest_t_bass;1086070 wrote:A man should at least get laid on his birthday, anniversary, and valentines day. Any lucky winners today. Mine will come when the kids are in bed.

So, you're checking in prematurely? Sounds like your sex life.

j_crazy

Posts: 8,372

Feb 14, 2012 8:19pm

No for me. Work till tomorrow @ 6am. Flying back to la after that.

Iliketurtles

Posts: 8,191

Feb 14, 2012 8:23pm

jmog;1086081 wrote:If you are married or in a serious relationship and have to look forward to getting laid 3 times a year, that is sad. I'm upset if it isn't at least 3 times a week and we've been married 12 years.

This lol. I went to sleep early yesterday(9pm) and my fiance woke up around midnight to have sex. We normally have sex at least 5 times a week.

But no sex yet for me today it will probably happen later when we go to sleep.

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Thinthickbigred

Posts: 4,148

Feb 14, 2012 8:26pm

Iliketurtles;1086089 wrote:This lol. I went to sleep early yesterday(9pm) and my fiance woke up around midnight to have sex. We normally have sex at least 5 times a week.

But no sex yet for me today it will probably happen later when we go to sleep.

so how is that soft shell?

Pick6

Posts: 14,946

Feb 14, 2012 8:28pm

no significant other..so no plans to get laid. Am drinking later however, so chances are I'll snag some single chick feeling desperate for the night.

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Feb 14, 2012 8:29pm

jmog;1086081 wrote:If you are married or in a serious relationship and have to look forward to getting laid 3 times a year, that is sad. I'm upset if it isn't at least 3 times a week and we've been married 12 years.

Lol. I said "at least." This is a check in thread for TODAY, not your whole fucking life.

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Feb 14, 2012 8:30pm

ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.

No school?

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gport_tennis

Posts: 1,796

Feb 14, 2012 9:32pm

ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.

Lol you had sex with a tranny

Pick6

Posts: 14,946

Feb 14, 2012 9:35pm

ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.

pretty sure there was school today. noon is about lunch time.. you arent helping yourself rid the pedophile tag.

dwccrew

Posts: 7,817

Feb 14, 2012 9:54pm

ernest_t_bass;1086070 wrote: Mine will come when the kids are in bed.

Strange, CC says the same thing about coming when kids are in bed.

Pick6;1086095 wrote:no significant other..so no plans to get laid. Am drinking later however, so chances are I'll snag some single chick feeling desperate for the night.

Awwww, she'll be feeling shamed in the morning.

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Feb 14, 2012 10:05pm

And... Done.

karen lotz

Posts: 22,284

Feb 14, 2012 10:05pm

ernest_t_bass;1086070 wrote:Mine will come when the kids are in bed.

Have you been spending a lot time with ccrunner?

ah shit. dwccrew beat me to it.

chicago510

Posts: 5,728

Feb 14, 2012 10:05pm

ccrunner609;1086094 wrote:Its kinda gross to think that ILT has sex that much. BTW, I got a nooner today and she nutted 2 times.

She nutted? You truly are fucking sick.

dwccrew

Posts: 7,817

Feb 14, 2012 10:08pm

dwccrew;1086214 wrote:Strange, CC says the same thing about coming when kids are in bed.

karen lotz;1086235 wrote:Have you been spending a lot time with ccrunner?

ah ****. dwccrew beat me to it.

LOL, it's like that AT&T commercial.....so 11 minutes ago. Reps anyhow for great minds thinking alike.

chicago510

Posts: 5,728

Feb 14, 2012 10:10pm

ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.

My girl doesn't have nuts like yours apparently does, so when she has an orgasm I do not refer to it as "nutted".

ernest_t_bass

Posts: 24,984

Feb 14, 2012 10:10pm

ccrunner609;1086240 wrote:and I bet she is still her the room with her vibrator trying to finish the job.

Dynamite drop in, Alex.

dwccrew

Posts: 7,817

Feb 14, 2012 10:10pm

ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.

Bullshit, she just kept faking it hoping you would finally get the hint and stop. She must not have known you have the IQ of a gym teacher.

karen lotz

Posts: 22,284

Feb 14, 2012 10:10pm

dwccrew;1086244 wrote:LOL, it's like that AT&T commercial.....so 11 minutes ago. Reps anyhow for great minds thinking alike.

haha I have to find some other posts worthy of reps before I can rep yours. Might take a while.

dwccrew

Posts: 7,817

Feb 14, 2012 10:16pm

ccrunner609;1086255 wrote:I dont know if it was because she looks up and sees my ripped abs, nice pecs, the good rhythm or my big **** that does it.

Why would your big nose have anything to do with her getting off?

Curly J

Posts: 7,282

Feb 14, 2012 10:36pm

ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.

3 !!! You da man !!!