Skyhook79
Posts: 5,739
Feb 15, 2012 11:28am
http://theslingshot.com/f/4825-15-reasons-women-fake-orgasms?wid=48&cid=84&awid=73&wwid=76ccrunner609;1086243 wrote:its just a way to say she got off.....2 times. I know its a hard concept for you to imagine since you probably have never got a girl to do it once. My personal record is 3.
Hope this helps.
Laley23
Posts: 29,506
Feb 15, 2012 11:31am
Lol at CC. How the fuck can your wife "nut" if she is indeed a woman? I dont think you understand what the term "nutted" means.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Feb 15, 2012 11:34am
cc's ass is apparently bored-out pretty good if he can take it long enough for his "partner" to nut 3 times.Laley23;1086618 wrote:Lol at CC. How the fuck can your wife "nut" if she is indeed a woman? I dont think you understand what the term "nutted" means.
SnotBubbles
Posts: 4,492
Feb 15, 2012 12:43pm
Not only did CCRunner's wife nut, she also had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours and sought medical attention.
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vball10set
Posts: 24,795
Feb 15, 2012 1:16pm
SnotBubbles;1086702 wrote:Not only did CCRunner's wife nut, she also had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours and sought medical attention.
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justcompete
Posts: 263
Feb 15, 2012 3:10pm
Turning off the TVernest_t_bass;1086431 wrote:Foreplay? What's that?
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bwcomet89
Posts: 633
Feb 15, 2012 9:53pm
I can't remember the last time I didn't make the girl cum 2 times? It's usually twice that. I thought two was a requirement? No vday sex for me, but I'm setting shit up for birthday sex(tomorrow).
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Feb 16, 2012 6:02pm
We learned how you treat a priapism (read: 4 hr erection) this week in clinic. Lets just say all men should hope to bloody hell they never get one.SnotBubbles;1086702 wrote:Not only did CCRunner's wife nut, she also had an erection lasting longer than 4 hours and sought medical attention.
Lets just say it involves multiple long needles.
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Feb 16, 2012 6:58pm
chicago510;1088091 wrote:We learned how you treat a priapism (read: 4 hr erection) this week in clinic. Lets just say all men should hope to bloody hell they never get one.
Lets just say it involves multiple long needles.
So you drain the blood from the effected member?
chicago510
Posts: 5,728
Feb 16, 2012 7:30pm
Yup drain the erectile tissue and inject it with blood vessel constrictor.THE4RINGZ;1088138 wrote:So you drain the blood from the effected member?
If that doesn't work (about 50-50) you have to cut into the head and install a shunt. :thumbdown:
THE4RINGZ
Posts: 16,816
Feb 16, 2012 7:35pm
chicago510;1088184 wrote:Yup drain the erectile tissue and inject it with blood vessel constrictor.
If that doesn't work (about 50-50) you have to cut into the head and install a shunt. :thumbdown:
Sounds relatively painless.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Feb 16, 2012 9:19pm
dont scare me like that brochicago510;1088184 wrote:Yup drain the erectile tissue and inject it with blood vessel constrictor.
If that doesn't work (about 50-50) you have to cut into the head and install a shunt. :thumbdown:
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bwcomet89
Posts: 633
Feb 17, 2012 1:46am
Sorry but no. I succeeded in the birthday sex and she came(not nutted) 5 times. I had to change my sheets just to go to bed tonight. Not only that but she offered to leave too. I call that a win win.ccrunner609;1088087 wrote:I call bullshit
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Feb 17, 2012 3:09pm
Fair. But we all need verification that you're not fucking little boys.ccrunner609;1089052 wrote:5?? I need verification on that.
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 17, 2012 3:10pm
sherm03;1089057 wrote:Fair. But we all need verification that you're not fucking little boys.
Hey, you finally made me laugh! Good job, comedian!
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Feb 17, 2012 3:14pm
Awesome! Approval from someone on a message board!ernest_t_bass;1089063 wrote:Hey, you finally made me laugh! Good job, comedian!
ernest_t_bass
Posts: 24,984
Feb 17, 2012 3:18pm
sherm03;1089070 wrote:Awesome! Approval from someone on a message board!
You may now carry on with the rest of your day.
sherm03
Posts: 7,349
Feb 17, 2012 3:28pm
Nothing like a good backhanded compliment to kick off the weekend.ernest_t_bass;1089080 wrote:You may now carry on with the rest of your day.
4cards
Posts: 2,551
Feb 17, 2012 3:37pm
...I'll give ya a backhand! I've go your Dad's permission there young'n when you step out of line!
Devils Advocate
Posts: 4,539
Feb 17, 2012 3:54pm
I've been fucked at work all week. Does that count?
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Feb 17, 2012 6:55pm
Well that is why you pay a prostitute, to leave. You're not special. And I don't think she came 5 times, that is just vaginal discharge from Herpes. Get tested, bro.bwcomet89;1088553 wrote:Sorry but no. I succeeded in the birthday sex and she came(not nutted) 5 times. I had to change my sheets just to go to bed tonight. Not only that but she offered to leave too. I call that a win win.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Feb 17, 2012 6:57pm
I like my chances tonight. Going out with some chick who has been bugging me to hang out the past few weeks.
derek bomar
Posts: 3,722
Feb 17, 2012 6:58pm
PIIHBPick6;1089239 wrote:I like my chances tonight. Going out with some chick who has been bugging me to hang out the past few weeks.
dwccrew
Posts: 7,817
Feb 17, 2012 6:58pm
Beware the crazy stalker. If you bang her, she may not leave you alone. Good luck.Pick6;1089239 wrote:I like my chances tonight. Going out with some chick who has been bugging me to hang out the past few weeks.
Pick6
Posts: 14,946
Feb 17, 2012 7:03pm
yeah I've already made it clear im not looking for anything. She sort of comes off to me as the stalker type..oh well, its been a couple week since Ive been laid. I'll push my luck.