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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

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Dec 23, 2011 12:03 PM
thavoice;1025035 wrote:Just saying if she really wants to make the husband happy then pay the bills for him that month. No gift will be more appreciated ever.

Or maybe she has a good marriage and all bill paying they do together?

Not everyone has a shitty marriage. Again, not a thread for you to bitch.

As for stocking stuffers, my family never does them so I have no suggestions. Hope this help.

If the guys play xbox, xbox live monthly passes. The girls you could get directions back to the kitchen!
Dec 23, 2011 12:03pm
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DeyDurkie5

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Dec 23, 2011 12:04 PM
who the fuck gives the advice of giving nothing? are you that retarded voice?
Dec 23, 2011 12:04pm
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power i

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Dec 23, 2011 12:19 PM
Directions to the kitchen, made me choke on my chicken. Literally. General Tso's for lunch today.

I should have known this would go bad, fast.
Dec 23, 2011 12:19pm
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thavoice

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14,376 posts
Dec 23, 2011 12:29 PM
SOrry powerI.

I shouldnt allow my own issues cloud this wondeful thread.

SCratch off lottery tickets are good, but dont get those fake winner ones!!!
Dec 23, 2011 12:29pm
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Devils Advocate

Brudda o da bomber

4,539 posts
Dec 23, 2011 12:38 PM
power i;1025078 wrote:Directions to the kitchen, made me choke on my chicken.
Wow... me too! I thought this was incredibly HOT!!!!!.
Dec 23, 2011 12:38pm
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hasbeen

Excuse me, Flo?

6,504 posts
Dec 23, 2011 12:46 PM
power i;1025078 wrote:Directions to the kitchen, made me choke on my chicken. Literally. General Tso's for lunch today.

I should have known this would go bad, fast.

I'm not responsible for choking. Don't die.
Dec 23, 2011 12:46pm
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drarby

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29 posts
Dec 23, 2011 12:58 PM
I'd like Derek Jeter in my stocking.
Dec 23, 2011 12:58pm
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DeadliestWarrior34

gooby pls

3,101 posts
Dec 23, 2011 1:02 PM
drarby;1025128 wrote:I'd like Derek Jeter in my stocking.
That's exactly what my Wes said.
Dec 23, 2011 1:02pm
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Mulva

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13,650 posts
Dec 23, 2011 2:00 PM
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

/Hedberg'd
Dec 23, 2011 2:00pm
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sportchampps

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7,361 posts
Dec 23, 2011 4:26 PM
i always enjoy a couple movie tickets in the stocking and the promise i can pick the movie without complaints
Dec 23, 2011 4:26pm
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Sonofanump

Dec 23, 2011 4:29 PM
power i;1024989 wrote:but might be a little awkward when my sons and daughter's bf pull it out.
[video=youtube;EYlDbv7MqE8][/video]
Dec 23, 2011 4:29pm
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dwccrew

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Dec 23, 2011 4:36 PM
thavoice;1025007 wrote:Nothing.

Seriously, nothing.

I ask for NOTHING becuase, to be honest, I dont care to have the wife use my money to go buy something for myself. Seems a bit counterproductive. "Oh, thanks for the power tool. How much did this cost ME?"

Would rather $$ go toward other stuff.

If ya REALLY wanna excite the husband with stuff in his stocking.........give him a list of PAID bills/invoices that you just sent out using YOUR OWN bank account instead of draining his and allowing yours to fill up nicely
Have her buy you a gun to shoot yourself with. Make sure you shoot her first that way no other loser marries her and gets on the OC to bitch about the bitch.
power i;1024989 wrote: and daughter's bf pull it out.
I very much doubt he ever pulls out.
Dec 23, 2011 4:36pm
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Scarlet_Buckeye

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5,264 posts
Dec 23, 2011 8:23 PM
movie tickets
cologne
Dec 23, 2011 8:23pm
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darbypitcher22

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8,000 posts
Dec 23, 2011 9:11 PM
Normally end up with some candy in the stocking along with most of my gift cards...
Dec 23, 2011 9:11pm
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ernest_t_bass

12th Son of the Lama

24,984 posts
Dec 23, 2011 9:27 PM
darbypitcher22;1025482 wrote:Normally end up with some candy in the stocking along with most of my gift cards...

I bet no one ever gets you condoms!
Dec 23, 2011 9:27pm
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fortfan

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339 posts
Dec 23, 2011 11:14 PM
An orange. I think I always got an orange in my stocking.
Dec 23, 2011 11:14pm
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said_aouita

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Dec 23, 2011 11:16 PM
power i;1024989 wrote:Would work for my husband, but might be a little awkward when my sons and daughter's bf pull it out.
You made it sound like they all pull out their wieners together in some circle jerk.
Dec 23, 2011 11:16pm
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HitsRus

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9,206 posts
Dec 23, 2011 11:31 PM
gas cards are good..golf gift certificates....sporting event tix
Dec 23, 2011 11:31pm
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Go4alOngbOmB

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Dec 24, 2011 3:20 AM
Devils Advocate;1025021 wrote:

Man that SNUGGIE company is REALLY getting desperate. Like the awkward white people fake dancing wasn't enough..now THIS?
Dec 24, 2011 3:20am